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How often do you poop (1 Viewer)

How often do you poop?

  • twice or more a day

    Votes: 5 11.6%
  • once a day

    Votes: 25 58.1%
  • once every three days

    Votes: 10 23.3%
  • once or less a week

    Votes: 3 7.0%

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Ivorytw

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How often do you poop?
 

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twice a day to 3 times

yesterday i ran to the toilet 5 times

but how much do YOU poop, plebony (girls dont poop dont lie)
 

Ivorytw

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i poop like once every three days or more.

Depending on whether I've eaten dairy.

(i never poop)
 

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i thought girls never pooed!

SOMEONE LIED TO ME!

I poo once a day every morning after breakfast. Sometimes i skip a day, but if im going out i make sure i do my pu.
 
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Like once every day or 2.

I was on a cruise last year I never pooped once (10 days) and I had 250g steaks + fries every single night + other misc food not sure where the fuck it went, lol.
 

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once a day, usually in the morning when i wake up.

shit, shower and a shave; what a way to start the day.
 

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Once a day usually, at no particular time.

PB is 4 times, that was fun.
 

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omg that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me :')
 

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depends on what i eat. if i eat high carb foods like white bread, pasta, rice i find i have to go a lot more.
 

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I don't do that because i'm a girl and we don't do that (srs)

i have no bodily functions other than breathing, thinking(only sometimes, i AM a girl), orgasming, giggling, breeding.
 

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drank something like 2.2L of milk today


shat another 3 times
 

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naturally once every 2-3 days, but when uni starts i have to force myself before travelling to uni because for some reason if i don't poop before i get on the train i feel like i'm gonna die and explode on that 50 min ride to central.

why did i even answer this.
 

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the worst is when i have morning starts at uni (9am), i have to leave home at like 7-7:30 because lines at central for the bus are ~1km long in the morning.

my bum starts functioning 7am onwards, so i cant actually pupe beforehand, but when im on the train at 745 IM PREPARED TO GO.

for this reason i avoid 9am starts as much as possible. lol.
 

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ahhaahhaahhaah
 

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