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Will Shakespear

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Take a chill pill man...

and I laugh at the guys who don't wank. Interesting piece of information... My dearest father, a GP of 25 odd years, recently told me that certain studies show that guys who don't wank are likely to develop hypersensitivity... and also will tend to be premature ejaculators... as well as just generally not lasting very long.

And guys who wank too much and watch too much porn won't be able to get off properly with a woman...

Everything in Moderation :D


And the guys who claimed like 25 being their own personal record... I don't even want to begin to think about how much of a lie that is.
silly fuckers are more likely to get prostate cancer too... not keepin the tubes cleaned out
 

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Oh God!!!!!! You people are too much ... lol I can't imagine doing that this much. I rarely do it, coz I know if you do it on daily basis then you'll not feel the pleasure out of sex.
 

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Oh God!!!!!! You people are too much ... lol I can't imagine doing that this much. I rarely do it, coz I know if you do it on daily basis then you'll not feel the pleasure out of sex.
wow you're retarded

knowing how to make yourself come and knowing what gets you off makes sex much more pleasurable than being an uptight tart about it
 

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Oh God!!!!!! You people are too much ... lol I can't imagine doing that this much. I rarely do it, coz I know if you do it on daily basis then you'll not feel the pleasure out of sex.

Wtf, What Halcyon said.
Getting yourself off doesn't detract from sexual intercourse... it makes you MORE aware of your own body :uhoh:
 

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alright, so i was jerkin off the other day right, and the strangest thing happened.....an earthquake!

yes that's right an earthquake, i thought i was having an aneurysm, and i was like ohh god im so sorry i wont do this shit again, everything came falling down, piggy bank broke, pennies falling all over the god-damn place and i was like....shit?!

it happened to people older then me man, older then me, you tell me who ever jerked off and an earthquake happened, that shits crazy man!

thats my side of the story anyway in regards to this thread, but if any of ya got any questions about it, feel free to ask me, and mind u the magnitude of it was huge, im talkin scale reading of 7! simply coz my balls were huge, and completely inert, let alone i got the biggest dingaling there is, feel free to ask me any questions, juz dont ask me if i cummed or not, coz that means...ur gay!

as a result, i do this everyday, its healthy man cmon now! :D

did i mention its painless? lol
 
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anyone who says "mastubating" is ew or disgusting.. you have issues. no. just immature to the ideals of sex.

its nothing to be 'ashamed' of. everyone does this at one stage of their life. whether you do it on a regular basis, or just discovering yourself or trying it out. how else could you better learn about urself??

guys who try to hide the fact that they masturbate is really stupid. like come on. every guy does it. if you diddnt, something would be wrong with you. why i say this, coz i knew a guy who always denied that he played with himself. like just get over yourself. no one is gonna think less or more of you if you admit you masturbate. its just normal HUMAN behaviour. we're all animals. we have hormones.

just let your embarressment go!
 

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anyone who says "mastubating" is ew or disgusting.. you have issues. no. just immature to the ideals of sex.

its nothing to be 'ashamed' of. everyone does this at one stage of their life. whether you do it on a regular basis, or just discovering yourself or trying it out. how else could you better learn about urself??

guys who try to hide the fact that they masturbate is really stupid. like come on. every guy does it. if you diddnt, something would be wrong with you. why i say this, coz i knew a guy who always denied that he played with himself. like just get over yourself. no one is gonna think less or more of you if you admit you masturbate. its just normal HUMAN behaviour. we're all animals. we have hormones.

just let your embarressment go!

i dont need to masturbate, i get plenty of girls and have plenty of sex
 

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Masturbation is like getting gay with yourself. Though less gay than getting gay with a gay. And gays getting gay with other gays is also very gay.
 
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i dont need to masturbate, i get plenty of girls and have plenty of sex
ahaha. well i was just saying that for the sake of previous posts. lol.

and good for you! you get lots of sex. but im sure alot of time during that sex... there is some form of masturbation ;) am i right?

with masturbation comes sex. and vise versa.
 

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ahaha. well i was just saying that for the sake of previous posts. lol.

and good for you! you get lots of sex. but im sure alot of time during that sex... there is some form of masturbation ;) am i right?

with masturbation comes sex. and vise versa.

only if the girl grasps a hold of my balls and starts rubbing em off when they are completely inert ahaha

man if i wanna fuck, ill be like...bitch, smell my nuts, and if she says no, i smack her in the face with my dingaling! lol

my hands aint touching me, my hands are all over the girl, like daymm how can i do 3 things at once? lolol
 

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only if the girl grasps a hold of my balls and starts rubbing em off when they are completely inert ahaha

man if i wanna fuck, ill be like...bitch, smell my nuts, and if she says no, i smack her in the face with my dingaling! lol

my hands aint touching me, my hands are all over the girl, like daymm how can i do 3 things at once? lolol
lol
 
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only if the girl grasps a hold of my balls and starts rubbing em off when they are completely inert ahaha

man if i wanna fuck, ill be like...bitch, smell my nuts, and if she says no, i smack her in the face with my dingaling! lol

my hands aint touching me, my hands are all over the girl, like daymm how can i do 3 things at once? lolol

LMAOOOOOOOO! ur totally missing my point but oh well ahha.

i get what your on about lols.
 

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