how to deal with annoying room mates? (1 Viewer)

[kickasschick]

so i've moved in college near the uni and my room mate is soo noisy with his girlfriend. it gets worse at night and i can't sleep with all! i had a headache so went to get some advil ... i took one and realised he hid the viagra in it... then i got a huge ***** .. . i still have a headache .. is this not safe for me??? .. it feels weird

 

[Absolutezero]

Talk to him, discuss the problem. I'm sure he'll be reasonable. If not, you may have to just move out.

 

[kaz1]

Rape his girlfriend when you get a boner from the viagra.

 

[Studentleader]

whinge to the college

 

[zombie omie jay]

replace his viagra with heroin

 

[Studentleader]

replace his viagra with heroin

replace his heroin with battery acid

 

[MysteryGenius]

kick his ass

 

[NewiJapper]

replace his viagra with laxatives. That'll teach him.

 

[terminator69]

Start a fire in his room while he's asleep and then quickly run outside and lock the door/put obstacles there so he can't get out.

If you don't show that you're serious, he will annoy you for the next year.

 

[Kralex]

The only solution is murder.

 

[meilz92]

Kill them all

 

[Absolutezero]

 

[Azure]

just buy a tazer

 

[MrBean1561]

No one finds it weird that a user by the name of "kickasschick" is posting about getting a hard on from viagra? Or it could be a chick with a dick.

 

[Ivorytw]

poop in is bed

 

[M@ster P]

first invent a time machine, kill yourself, then use the time machine to go back in time, kill your roomate and his gf and urself again. repeat if necessary

 

[zombie omie jay]

master p,

stupidest cunt in the entire world





as for your room mate

fuck him

 

[onur91]

as for your room mate

fuck him

First gouge out his left eye, then fuck him in his still bleeding eyesocket.

Problem solved.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

 

[terminator69]

First gouge out his left eye, then fuck him in his still bleeding eyesocket.

Problem solved.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

Are you a christmas critter? or a wizard?

 

[bobet]

so i've moved in college near the uni and my room mate is soo noisy with his girlfriend. it gets worse at night and i can't sleep with all! i had a headache so went to get some advil ... i took one and realised he hid the viagra in it... then i got a huge ***** .. . i still have a headache .. is this not safe for me??? .. it feels weird

Talk to him. If he doesn't quiet up you can complain to the college - your rooming as part of a college right?