How To: Destro a years worth of work in 5 easy steps (1 Viewer)

[IamSalvidor]

How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

1) Don't to anything in the July school holidays - Do absolutely nothing - watch tv or something

2) Cram before every trial exam (Note - this is the only study you may do)

3) Forget how to count - thus fail maths

4) Get a maximum of four hours sleep the night before. This way anything you thought you retained will be completely gone.

5) Post lots on this forum. Or better yet NS

Happy failiage everyone!:wave:

 

[Azurie]

Obviously you did no work in year so what you destory
but yeah the night before the exam is best time to study according to my technique

 

[leoyh]

theres only 4 steps there o___o

 

[IamSalvidor]

theres only 4 steps there o___o

Lol.


I was just checking....

I saw it

A pass in maths for you!

 

[karnage]

I am walking proof

 

[me121]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

3) Forget how to count - thus fail maths

you don't need to know how to count to pass maths.. few questions (i would say almost zero, if not zero) actually require mental arithmetic. remember you have a calculator.

 

[IamSalvidor]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

you don't need to know how to count to pass maths.. few questions (i would say almost zero, if not zero) actually require mental arithmetic. remember you have a calculator.

Ha ha. I know. I have actually been known to put 3 + 2 into a calculator.

 

[me121]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

Ha ha. I know. I have actually been known to put 3 + 2 into a calculator.

i'm not that bad.. but i have put in 6+7 in an exam where i wanted to be sure..

 

[housah0lic]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

lol cute i am salvidor.
but meh.

works for me
and i still remember shit.

mostly.
LOVE YOU NO DOZ

 

[raven2000]

i have to disagree on the maximum 4 hours of sleep--
ive stayed awake the whole night to cram 4 times (yes four), and each time i remembered the stuff i did. The last time i did it, i didn't even feel sleepy until like 9pm ><

 

[dwarven]

i have to disagree on the maximum 4 hours of sleep--
ive stayed awake the whole night to cram 4 times (yes four), and each time i remembered the stuff i did. The last time i did it, i didn't even feel sleepy until like 9pm ><

well thats what you get for giving up dota to watch anime

but yeah if i stay up cramming [and drinking coffee] all night, i can still remember the stuff i did

 

[wixxy2348]

lol

 

[IamSalvidor]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

lol cute i am salvidor.
but meh.

works for me
and i still remember shit.

mostly.
LOVE YOU NO DOZ

I've got to get some of this no doz stuff. (Coffee just isn't doing it for me anymore)

Can you buy it from woolies?

Could proove quite effective for the many MW's I have to do after trials.

 

[krazedrealitii]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

or in two easy steps.

1. burn all school work.
2. throw self off cliff.

methinks the first step would be unnecessary if the second one were to be completed successfully

 

[Sezza08]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

cramming in for general maths tonight, whilst also sucessfully procrastinating. dont ask me how that works..

 

[Hollieee]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

or in two easy steps.

1. burn all school work.
2. throw self off cliff.

YESSS!

A friend and I spend last PE lesson before trials planning different ways to kill ourselves before they started.
These included;

1) Eat poisoned muffins so you die happy
2) Shoot each other in the head
3) Drown in chocolate milk

And a nice array of other ways to put off trials indefinately =p

 

[treehat]

LOL, those steps are what i have done, yet I expect to get 80-90. I slept zero hours before 3 of my exams, nearly fell asleep in one of the exams lol, did absolutely no work or study in the holidays, and I wrote every essay the night before the trial exam. Annd i dont do maths. Anyway it's not that bad if you don't stess lots.

 

[risole91]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

i'm not that bad.. but i have put in 6+7 in an exam where i wanted to be sure..

lol.

 

[Hollieee]

Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

I have my english paper 2 tomorrow.
FAIL.

 

[housah0lic]

LOL, those steps are what i have done, yet I expect to get 80-90. I slept zero hours before 3 of my exams, nearly fell asleep in one of the exams lol, did absolutely no work or study in the holidays, and I wrote every essay the night before the trial exam. Annd i dont do maths. Anyway it's not that bad if you don't stess lots.

omg
my...
my doppelganger?