how to dump someone?? (2 Viewers)

[C20H25N3O]

I don't like her any more because she's psycho. how to break up with her please give me steps like an experiment boser unite!

 

[britaker]

I've heard of this BoS'er called 'YunLi' who may be able to give you some helpful advice

 

[photastic]

Explain how she is a psycho please.

 

[dirty_ink]

Hopefully you haven't made 'via text' an option.

Explain how she is a psycho please.

And this.

 

[Squar3root]

bye

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[hi im trash]

buy her a pizza but tell the delivery guy to break the news to her via message in the pizza box

 

[enigma_1]

What did she do to you?

 

[RivalryofTroll]

1:29

OR

''I've enjoyed our time together and after being together, I've come to realise that you're more like a sister to me''

(Warning: This advice is probably terrible)

 

[C20H25N3O]

1:29

OR

''I've enjoyed our time together and after being together, I've come to realise that you're more like a sister to me''

(Warning: This advice is probably terrible)

this is too funny

 

[C20H25N3O]

what did she do to you?

shes glue

 

[SuchSmallHands]

buy her a pizza but tell the delivery guy to break the news to her via message in the pizza box

Wow I seriously wouldn't even be mad. Best advice 2k15.

 

[snowflakeptical]

this is my awesome advice... wait for it...
find someone else for her. Sadly that's how some girls work; they want to be with the person that is the best in their life
if you don't do this, and from you saying she is a psycho, most likely she would
a) make your life horrible
b) self- harm herself
c) ruin your future relationship(s)
you have to make her not want you anymore or else she might act crazy if you dump her
imo, it's easier to dump a guy so make her see that she doesn't need you (btw, that might make her dump you)

 

[Sinyeta]

don't dump someone. valentines day is coming up, seriously now is not the time

 

[Queenroot]

be like yo
I'm dumping you

 

[Queenroot]

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Is it safe to assume you're dumping me if you say this

 

[futuremidwife]

→ “its not you, its moi”
→ get with one of her squad members
→ “my ex is ugly” “which one” “you lmao bye”


In all seriousness, do it like this:
Be gentle, and kind. Its such an awful conversation to have, a sad one too. So, be gentle, and sit her down, and say “we both want different things” or something like that. Let her down easy. Don’t take her to her fav restaurant, and DON’T DO IT OVER TEXT, OR A PHONE CALL. Her squad will come after you if you do. I REPEAT: HER SQUAD WILL COME AFTER YOU. Limit all the causalities my good friend.

 

[futuremidwife]

OP, bruh delete this thread. Her squad will be analysing your internet activities. She'll be truly heartbroken if she found out you made this thread!

 

[emilios]

in all seriousness, maybs you should get her to break up with you

you'll get to have some fun being a dick and she'll end up dumping you. win-win

http://au.askmen.com/dating/heidi_150/153_dating_girl.html

inb4 you acting like a dick just makes her want you more hahaha

edit: tell her you strongly agree with Pick Up Artists such as Julien Blanc

 

[snowflakeptical]

do like this
scenario #1
enter OP, calm and casual
go up to the girl and her small group
say "who's got a valentines?"
she says "I do (or similar)" and looks at you expectantly
then you softly but loud enough for her to hear "no...you...don't"
quickly melt into the shadows.

scenario #2
not gonna provide you another because you might just be calling her a psycho and being an assface

don't dump someone. valentines day is coming up, seriously now is not the time

actually.. based on some statistics, 47% of people are more likely to breakup on valentines day

 

[Squar3root]

I'm breaking up with you

via BoS post