How to get a girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[onur91]

lmao i was gonna say that.
and good on you for being happy!

fresh, look at the bright side. thik of all the chicks u can have meanless sex with

The turtle i punched doesn't agree.

Yeah fresh, you'll get to bang girls who want drugs....and the ones who promise to do a favour if you keep their pregnancy hush hush.

not yet unfortunately. i fear for myself when i am do become a doctor. who knows what i would use to self medicate :S

Use the sex option.

 

[anne1010]

The turtle i punched doesn't agree.

Yeah fresh, you'll get to bang girls who want drugs....and the ones who promise to do a favour if you keep their pregnancy hush hush.

Use the sex option.

 

[onur91]

That kid was actually found dead in a sewer 4 months ago.

 

[anne1010]

and this is his dad.

 

[imZerroo]

lmao i was gonna say that.
and good on you for being happy!

fresh, look at the bright side. thik of all the chicks u can have meanless sex with

lol i dont understand tbh.. i knew you were nice, but you're acting extra nice atm. good on you? lol
btw im lonely too jks

 

[anne1010]

lol i dont understand tbh.. i knew you were nice, but you're acting extra nice atm. good on you? lol
btw im lonely too jks

lol i feel so bad that people arnt happy...
and haha dude im not offering any services

 

[onur91]

and this is his dad.

Family car:

Valiant steed:

 

[anne1010]

loll

 

[Chemical Ali]

Haha. :$
Well!
Personality wise – Intelligence is a must; you have to be as smart as I am, or smarter. I prefer smarter than me, because I want a relationship where I can learn something new from the person. I want someone who’s tries not to be overly superficial, judgmental; someone who’s open to everything.
I’m into guys who have depth in their persona; not some air-head. They’re in touch with their emotions but not overly emotional.
He or she [‘cause I go both ways] kinda has to be on the wavelength with me for mostly everything; like similar things, have similar interests. Saying that, they have to be slightly different to the person I am; I don’t want to date a clone.
Has to be quirky/weird, but my kinda weird. Not LonelyWolf weird.
Hmm, Idk, other things as well

Look at the 'your 10' thread. My post there sums it up nicely.

textbook example of why you don't ask girls what girls want

 

[kaz1]

tell me the seekrit pleez!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr_Fresh]

lmao if only i wasnt a good girl

lol sure. btw, im not depressed. i actually love what i do. i just feel lonely at times cuz im living on my own

 

[Lolsmith]

as if. what if u saw a cute guy on the street? ud be like "oohhh, hes hot. i want him" and u would be more receptive to talking to him. but if its an average looking person then you go "meh" get away from me crepe lol

If all Down's Syndrome sufferers were actually extraordinarily attractive instead of

how they are now

They would get more attention initially, *possibly* a bit of action with some drunk ladies, etc, but a dude that isn't ugly, dresses decent and can show a girl that he isn't an aspie beta fuckwit usually does better

KP i fit the above criteria. will you go out with me.

lol no you don't

Hitler thought about changing himself when the whole artist thing didn't work.

Sometimes its not good to change yourself, or you might end up with genocide on your hands, and poison in your system.

you have to hand it to Hitler

He did kill Hitler

textbook example of why you don't ask girls what girls want

this

 

[anne1010]

lol sure. Btw, im not depressed. I actually love what i do. I just feel lonely at times cuz im living on my own

omg i get a dog!

 

[apollo1]

lol no you don't

why dont I? plz explain

 

[jumb]

textbook example of why you don't ask girls what girls want

I thought that was a pretty good list.

 

[Cianyx]

or you could just settle for someone human

 

[Dr_Fresh]

omg i get a dog!

Lol it'd prob die after a few weeks cuz I've never ever had a pet.

 

[zombie omie jay]

Haha, oh I love it when guys woo me with literature/their words.
I think I'm a sapiosexual for sure. [srs]
I hold high standards and expectations with myself.
I do loathe the person I am, looks and otherwise.

its ok i loathe you too

 

[zombie omie jay]

god, sensitive topic

but nah, never going for a doctor gf, ever. i will go mad.

just get on the phet son

go clubbin between shifts pic up some skanks just say ur a doctor, wear ur doctor coat out btw

or just get a porsche and cruise around in it slow enough for skanks to jump in

 

[KatherinePierce]

Make it 5 huskies, and then you're getting somewhere.

Oh and if you're interesting in adopting babies, let me know.

:3 I like huskies.
Ew no ty.

textbook example of why you don't ask girls what girls want

Haha. :|
But it's only what I want...? :S

its ok i loathe you too