I need help please? I think my dog is trying to kill me? (1 Viewer)

[judge_judy]

Well, the day before i went into my room and i saw him sitting on my couch, watching TV. Yesterday i saw him digging a hole and after he was done he covered it with grass. And today, i went to my garage and he was disconnecting the brakes of my car. What should i do?

 

[xMaNx]

suck a dick

 

[thongetsu]

 

[Blue Suede]

nebz

 

[xMaNx]

 

[thongetsu]

lol at poll answers

 

[xMaNx]

well you have 3 options basically:

1- Kill the dog (my personal favorite)
2-Kill yourself (not recommended)
3-send the dog back to the owner shop (if you have the receipt that is)

This guy knows what he is talking about.

Option 2 is best

 

[xMaNx]

lol @ people taking this seriously in the polls

 

[thongetsu]

Fucking idiots, he's clearly a troll.

 

[Phoenix Fury]

lol @ people taking this seriously in the polls

How would you determine this?

EDIT: or do you mean by the fact people are voting?

 

[xMaNx]

How would you determine this?

EDIT: or do you mean by the fact people are voting?

nope, the fact that they are saying "dump dog to RSPCA" and also option 2

 

[thongetsu]

The fact that options 1 and 2 are being chosen

 

[mecramarathon]

LMFAO! ur paranoid!

You have to wear an aluminum foil hat. If you do that, he cant read your thoughts. If he cant read your thoughts, he wont know how to plot against you, and you will be safe. Also, give him some yummy food to make him like you more. and call NRMA or AAMI for your car cause they cover for such mishaps

 

[Phoenix Fury]

nope, the fact that they are saying "dump dog to RSPCA" and also option 2

Hmm, I went with option one and I am about as far from serious as it gets :S

 

[Existential]

Well, the day before i went into my room and i saw him sitting on my couch, watching TV. Yesterday i saw him digging a hole and after he was done he covered it with grass. And today, i went to my garage and he was disconnecting the brakes of my car. What should i do?

pathetic fail troll.

 

[Phoenix Fury]

They are all equally lol/unserious answers.

 

[xMaNx]

Option 4 for the win imo

 

[Ben1220]

Well, the day before i went into my room and i saw him sitting on my couch, watching TV. Yesterday i saw him digging a hole and after he was done he covered it with grass. And today, i went to my garage and he was disconnecting the brakes of my car. What should i do?

stop trolling

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

eat it

this

m8

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

or.... the way we do it in 'nam

"thit" means meat
and
"cho" means dog

oh how awesome