Important - Please Read (2 Viewers)

[super katie]

Goodnight!!

 

[kami]

Evan says that haiku makes him dizzy
*Woahh, look at all the pretty colours*

 

[super katie]

Katie thinks that it is not just her haiku that makes men dizzy, but her potent sexual allure. As she is completely at peace with her incredible sexiness, she thinks that it is ok for Evan to admit that he is, in fact, smitten with her.

 

[kami]

Evan hates to burst Katies bubble but he has special immunity to her seductive wiles and believes that Katie is instead a highly talented haiku smith

 

[super katie]

As Evan is clearly in denial, Katie will let him live in the sunlit uplands of idiocy, until he is needed as part of her evil plans.

 

[Llyrai]

Alan is offended that Evan is not seduced by Katie. He will therefore intervene and try his luck at seducing Evan. *flops it out*

Impressive, huh?

 

[kami]

Evan is amused that Katies desire for Evan is overwhelming her self-control but unfortunately Katies advances are futile

Alan you may have failed but at least we'll always have that summer in rio

 

[super katie]

As Katie is obviously older and wiser than Evan, she advises him to be quiet on the subject of Katie's overwhelming sexiness until he is ready to admit his partiality to her. She also advises him not to reject Alans advances, unless he is ready for the deckslapping of his life. Possibly Evan got more than he bargained for when he entered the I-PR Thread

 

[kami]

Evan suggests that we should take this forum to jerry springer where Alan and Katie can wrestle for the right to be with Evan

 

[super katie]

Katie would like to inform Evan that she has no intention of ever being remotely interested in being with him. She wanted to let him down lightly, but it had to be said. There is also no shame in crying with disappointment Evan, although pansy boys are not attractive, so maybe he should go outside until he can be around her again without being disappointed that they can never be together

 

[kami]

Please Katie don't leave Evan alone with Alan as the way he is smiling is quite fearsome.

 

[super katie]

Katie ignores Evan and puts on her Wizard hat

 

[Llyrai]

Katie ignores Evan and puts on her Wizard hat

Should I cast Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite? Or you?

 

[kami]

Should I cast Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite? Or you?

Evan does not understand at all but takes that as a given where Alan is concerned

 

[super katie]

Katie does not think Alans spell is powerful enough as he is only a lvl 2 Druid and she is the most powerful sorcerer in the whole land

 

[kami]

Can Evan be surly healer mage? Pwetty pwease?

 

[Llyrai]

Alan comes up to katie with his Republic of Robot Socialists.

Say it!

 

[super katie]

Hhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Llyrai]

Smack, smack. yeaaaaaah
I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Meadowbank's butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

 

[super katie]

Shhhh Alan there are children around!

Anyway Katie must be off to bed and bids Evan and Alan goodnight!