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[glitterfairy]

Justin calculates the odds of Evan being wrong to be exactly 1.

Lynn must agree, as she does not wear stillettos very often... she does however, own a pair of perfectly good stilletto Enzo's

 

[jhakka]

Evan uses the mysterious powers of the binomial theorem to cause Justin to be teleported into the world of a mills and boons novel

Justin really doesn't think that is possible.

 

[jhakka]

Don't push it.

 

[kami]

Evan looks around the room and notices something which says do not push and...Evan pushes IT!

 

[ujuphleg]

Evan needs to be deckslapped.

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn calls for Alan.

 

[jhakka]

Justin waits for Marcus.

 

[kami]

Evan starts wailing uncontrollably upon the discovery that everyone hates Evan so
"WAAAAAAAH!"
Evan sees two figures stirring in response to Lynn, Susan & Justin's calls and prepares to die by overdose of deck

 

[goldendawn]

Seek and you shall find;
Ask and you shall be answered.
Marcus is here.

 

[jhakka]

Justin says "Huzzah" at the appearance of Marcus.

 

[kami]

Evan wonders if Justin & Marcus are going to smash plates now?

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn bursts into tears and refuses to stop crying until Marcus can stay online for more than two minutes.

 

[kami]

Evan handcuffs Marcus to IPR

 

[jhakka]

Justin finds his boltcutters.

 

[ujuphleg]

Susan ressurects the I-PR scoreboard and dusts it off.

She awards Lynn 50 points for buying tea for the tea party.

Everybody gets 10 points to start themselves off.

So:

Lynn ----------------60
Susan---------------10
Justin----------------10
Marcus---------------10
Alan------------------ 10
Katie------------------10
Amber----------------10
Thomas--------------10
Diana------------------10
Evan-------------------10

 

[jhakka]

Justin gives Susan 49 points because she will soon give him 50.

Lynn ----------------60
Susan---------------59
Justin----------------10
Marcus---------------10
Alan------------------ 10
Katie------------------10
Amber----------------10
Thomas--------------10
Diana------------------10
Evan-------------------10

 

[kami]

Evan prostrates himself in front of the all powerful Susan and meekly requests some extra points for being new

 

[jhakka]

Justin feels generous and gives Evan, like... 2 points while everyone else gets 3.

Lynn ----------------60
Susan---------------62
Marcus---------------13
Alan------------------ 13
Katie------------------13
Amber----------------13
Thomas--------------13
Diana------------------13
Evan-------------------12
Justin----------------10

 

[kami]

Evan jumps up and down excitedly while clapping "Yay!" then looks down and counts the points he recieved and looks disgruntledly at the other members

 

[ujuphleg]

I-PR Porn Star names:

Lynn - Princess Lynnalinda Gully
Susan - Xavier Oxley
Marcus- Nick Dean
Justin- Bonnie Belmont (the good greeek boy!)
Thomas- Kelly Vignes
Alan- Kit-Kat Anthony
Katie
Amber
Diana
Evan