HyperComplexxx
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back in Yr 7, some boy flashed his private part to the whole class...What I saw traumatised me till this very day
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HyperComplexxx
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What I saw resembles this wig
No they don't.
LonelyWolf
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i've seen tonnes of cock, isnt really traumatising
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'fun'
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For some reason when I opened this thread this was the first post that came up and now I font feel like reading the rest of the thread.
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Friend: Voldemort is so ugly
Me: How so?
Friend: He's bald and has no hair on his head. He doesn't even have eyebrows. Like seriously. EVERYONE has eyebrows. His head is also so shiny man. It's not natural.
*we realise the chemistry teacher is listening in and look at him (he fits the description she gave)*
Friend: No. SIR. We weren't talking about you, I swear!
Me: *cracks up laughing*
Teacher: *death stares*
Me: How so?
Friend: He's bald and has no hair on his head. He doesn't even have eyebrows. Like seriously. EVERYONE has eyebrows. His head is also so shiny man. It's not natural.
*we realise the chemistry teacher is listening in and look at him (he fits the description she gave)*
Friend: No. SIR. We weren't talking about you, I swear!
Me: *cracks up laughing*
Teacher: *death stares*
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i'd imagine seeing it in porn and seeing it irl wud be two very different things. although it still wouldnt exactly be traumatic, HyperComplexxx is most likely exaggerating
Hahaha. I love HP related discussions.
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oh god so many
In Year 7, these two guys were fighting over who could do that thing where you flip up a soccer ball behind your back. They did it with a basketball and one of them did it so high it smashed right into the fan, everyone ducked, and it slammed into the wall onto this hamlet poster which then fell and ended up swinging awkwardly on its last bottom right hinge and everyone was like OMG because the teacher was like walking back down the hallway
The time we had a year meeting and this girl was excitedly running to the lecture theatre. But she didn't see the tinted glass doors and faceplanted right into it. We were on the other side laughing
This time we were meant to be picking mouldy oranges off the trees at school, but there were like rows and rows of trees so the teacher couldn't see us. So we ended up having like a baseball game behind one row, and the very first orange I hit exploded and showered everyone in zesty orange gunk. Everyone was like EWWWW gross =O muahahaha
On hot summer days we like to just have these water fights. So we filled up all these watering cans and took off the sprinkling cap, and started like going wild and smashing each other with them (it feels literally like a wall of water bricking you in the face). Then someone accidentally got the teacher and we thought he'd like kill us, but he ended up going to the sprinkler and aiming these full jets at us instead =D
In assembly where the band always plays their crappy jazz pieces or whatever. So then the band does that note where it tunes its instruments together, then stops and everyone goes wild with applause. Then the band conductor (this fat guy that no one really likes) starts screaming at us. So when they do the note again, everyone starts clapping and cheers even louder (i cant remmeber if like everyone stood up).
Okay, maybe that was really immature but it was one of those things where you had to be there.
In my friend's class, they went to one of the computer rooms to do their english speeches. They had this really bitchy teacher and since she was facing the guy giving the speech, she didn't see the whole back row change all their computer's wallpapers to the same picture of a diagram of a certain male organ to try make the guy laugh. THen when the ppl giving the speech smiled/laughed and the teacher turned around they all changed back to a word document.
anyway those probably sounded really lame but they really were things where you had to be there =P
In Year 7, these two guys were fighting over who could do that thing where you flip up a soccer ball behind your back. They did it with a basketball and one of them did it so high it smashed right into the fan, everyone ducked, and it slammed into the wall onto this hamlet poster which then fell and ended up swinging awkwardly on its last bottom right hinge and everyone was like OMG because the teacher was like walking back down the hallway
The time we had a year meeting and this girl was excitedly running to the lecture theatre. But she didn't see the tinted glass doors and faceplanted right into it. We were on the other side laughing
This time we were meant to be picking mouldy oranges off the trees at school, but there were like rows and rows of trees so the teacher couldn't see us. So we ended up having like a baseball game behind one row, and the very first orange I hit exploded and showered everyone in zesty orange gunk. Everyone was like EWWWW gross =O muahahaha
On hot summer days we like to just have these water fights. So we filled up all these watering cans and took off the sprinkling cap, and started like going wild and smashing each other with them (it feels literally like a wall of water bricking you in the face). Then someone accidentally got the teacher and we thought he'd like kill us, but he ended up going to the sprinkler and aiming these full jets at us instead =D
In assembly where the band always plays their crappy jazz pieces or whatever. So then the band does that note where it tunes its instruments together, then stops and everyone goes wild with applause. Then the band conductor (this fat guy that no one really likes) starts screaming at us. So when they do the note again, everyone starts clapping and cheers even louder (i cant remmeber if like everyone stood up).
Okay, maybe that was really immature but it was one of those things where you had to be there.
In my friend's class, they went to one of the computer rooms to do their english speeches. They had this really bitchy teacher and since she was facing the guy giving the speech, she didn't see the whole back row change all their computer's wallpapers to the same picture of a diagram of a certain male organ to try make the guy laugh. THen when the ppl giving the speech smiled/laughed and the teacher turned around they all changed back to a word document.
anyway those probably sounded really lame but they really were things where you had to be there =P
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There was a time of incredible stupidity during our SC as well. I can't remember which one but it was raining really hard.. well hailing actually. Anyway, our bags were left outside and were getting soaked. This dude got out of his seat to get his bags outside. The people supervising were like " Get back in your seat, otherwise you will risk losing your SC". He went out anyway. The lady took his paper; ripped it up in front of him, and he repeated year 10 now XD
There's another time during IT this year as well:
Sub: *explains about working in IT environment* (even though he's an English teacher)
Student: *cough cough*
Sub: "Get out of my class!"
Student: "Sir! I'm sick!"
Sub: Well, cough OUTSIDE! You're disrupting my class!
Student: *walks outside the door to take a drink*
Sub: "Why are you out of your seat?"
Student: " I didn't want to interrupt your class"
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Our history teacher writes stupid questions on the board for year 7 to answer, when getting the roll.
He plays circus music and most of them usually cry.
He plays circus music and most of them usually cry.
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Oh boy where do i begin:
This bird was chirping outside when we had maths for 5 minutes straight so I decided to open the window and yell "shut up" really loudly only to see the then prime minister Kevin Rudd outside looking at me with a shocked face.
We had this fail maths teacher for prelim last year and he was talking about triangles and asked me what is the sum of the interior angles to which i replied 180 degrees. For 15 minutes he was convincing me it was 160 degrees and started lecturing me on the state of our public school system and how it's failing students because i got 'the most basic thing wrong'. FML
We have this slow student in our business class who was telling us how last year he was 1 year older than his sister and now this year his sister is 2 years older than him. WTF
I was talking to the deputy principal with my friend about the HSC when all of a sudden this yr 7 kid comes up ti the deputy and asks to use the toilet. After 5 minutes of lecturing the kid about using the toilet during lunch he finally gives him the keys. 5 seconds later he has this yellow liquid on his hands and his shirt is wet and dripping. He then tells the deputy 'Sir i tried to hold it but i couldn't''.
They let us use calculators for the non calculator part of the maths SC. Then to hide their incompetence they lied about it to BOS and our deputy couldn't convince them otherwise.
Some kid set alight the recycling bin and the fire brigade cam to our school. This is pretty serious except for the fact that it was during a practice fire drill. His excuse was he "wanted practical experience and no more theory"
During a minutes silence for the ANZAC's my friend's phone went off and his ringtone was "Hit em up" by Tupac. This old army guy (around 85 years old) said save "Tupac for later". Everyone's reaction was basically 'WTF how the hell does he know about tupac'.
This bird was chirping outside when we had maths for 5 minutes straight so I decided to open the window and yell "shut up" really loudly only to see the then prime minister Kevin Rudd outside looking at me with a shocked face.
We had this fail maths teacher for prelim last year and he was talking about triangles and asked me what is the sum of the interior angles to which i replied 180 degrees. For 15 minutes he was convincing me it was 160 degrees and started lecturing me on the state of our public school system and how it's failing students because i got 'the most basic thing wrong'. FML
We have this slow student in our business class who was telling us how last year he was 1 year older than his sister and now this year his sister is 2 years older than him. WTF
I was talking to the deputy principal with my friend about the HSC when all of a sudden this yr 7 kid comes up ti the deputy and asks to use the toilet. After 5 minutes of lecturing the kid about using the toilet during lunch he finally gives him the keys. 5 seconds later he has this yellow liquid on his hands and his shirt is wet and dripping. He then tells the deputy 'Sir i tried to hold it but i couldn't''.
They let us use calculators for the non calculator part of the maths SC. Then to hide their incompetence they lied about it to BOS and our deputy couldn't convince them otherwise.
Some kid set alight the recycling bin and the fire brigade cam to our school. This is pretty serious except for the fact that it was during a practice fire drill. His excuse was he "wanted practical experience and no more theory"
During a minutes silence for the ANZAC's my friend's phone went off and his ringtone was "Hit em up" by Tupac. This old army guy (around 85 years old) said save "Tupac for later". Everyone's reaction was basically 'WTF how the hell does he know about tupac'.
hahah you win
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The angle sum of a triangle is 270 degrees. Observe
mind = blownThe angle sum of a triangle is 270 degrees. Observe
A triangle of a sphere = 270 degrees