is it wrong to masterbate with fruit? (1 Viewer)

[dux&src]

Be honest, are you the "girl"?

Haha..you are so mean...

 

[mr.nice.guy]

YES, YES it is..
that is disturbing...

what fruit is it?? HAHA

with a mircowaved banana skin.. Duh

 

[Erotic Jesus]

and th3y think I'M the weird chick on BOS. serz guys...cucumbers? carrots? *thumbs down* just don't eat it afterwards kay coz thats just sick.

I know of someone who fucked his girlfriend with a banana and then the two of them ate it afterwards because of the "sentimental value."
Or so the story goes.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it, though you can't hear about someone putting their dick in a tomato or shoving a carrot up their vag without wincing and thinking it's suss.

 

[louy]

Anyone tried Durian ??

 

[Jaylee42003]

I know of someone who fucked his girlfriend with a banana and then the two of them ate it afterwards because of the "sentimental value."

...righteo thennn
moving on.

 

[Vagabond]

Watermelon is squishy

 

[ay0_x]

Fruit?
wtf.

electric toothbrush. handheld massager. neutrogena wave.

but fruit?

-.-

 

[Daipire]

Well, if she does, the boyfriend clearly isn't doing a good job.

But in the post-apocolyptic world of meat spin and whatever they're into in japan, thats not that bad, specially if she's hot, what? oh nothing...



and i've heard of someone using a detachable shower head (and turning the water on...)

 

[Jaylee42003]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/collecting_double_takes.png

 

[timw7845]

Well, if she does, the boyfriend clearly isn't doing a good job.

But in the post-apocolyptic world of meat spin and whatever they're into in japan, thats not that bad, specially if she's hot, what? oh nothing...



and i've heard of someone using a detachable shower head (and turning the water on...)

thats old news, ive heard of a few ppl doing that

 

[dux&src]

I heard that in the 1960s they used to sit on the washing machine as it wobbled and shook out of control!

 

[black_kat_meow]

Why don't people just get a vibrator? Easy, duh.

 

[David Spade]

what do you use black kat meow?

 

[black_kat_meow]

Probably not necessary to tell a public forum?

 

[David Spade]

oh its okay you can pm

 

[black_kat_meow]

oh you!

maybe i'll tell you tomorrow if you're lucky





nah.

 

[David Spade]

lol
could just show me

 

[black_kat_meow]

And how do you suggest I do that?

 

[David Spade]

hahah what?
by showing me. i cant even make it more simple than that

 

[black_kat_meow]

hahah what?
by showing me. i cant even make it more simple than that

With what, a photo? Or smuggling something in the city tomorrow?

You make no sense. But I'm tired and out of it. So, yeah.