unfortunately, as mentioned before, we weren't allowed jersey names :'(
but yes
it would have been "i am 99.95"
Don't worry, I'll have my jersey nickname be "I am 99.95, 100 UMAT"
By the way, I had a look at the 2015 jersey. It looks alright, I personally don't like the American...whats-it-called style. We had that once in our school but we instantly ruled it out and returned to the classic jumpers in the next year.
At our school, if the names are inappropriate, the teacher sends it back to the student and asks them to reconsider and change it - otherwise they just have their name.
Its sad that you can't personalise it with a funny nick name which is special to you. And I totally don't see whats wrong with having something that looks the same every year, its a tradition to have that jumper for the end of the year.