Joke time!!!! (1 Viewer)

[luv2luvurmama]

OMG FUNNY JOKE!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to your mums house, it was a gigolo chicken!

OMG OWNED!!!

Was that awesome or what, come on give us some +ve rep!!

 

[luv2luvurmama]

why didnt the chicken cross the road?

Because he was already on the other side >.>

omg owned!!!

 

[luv2luvurmama]

Boggo

 

[Absolutezero]

How many roads must a chicken cross before you can call him a man?





























































No seriously, how many?

 

[Top Secret]

^ Lame, lol.

 

[L]

hahaah best thed so far

 

[L]

why tthe dicken get across the rod

 

[luv2luvurmama]

How many roads must a chicken cross before you can call him a man?





























































No seriously, how many?

Hmm, good question.. Too many chicken questions left answered!!! WHAT is humanity doing!!!
OMG i got an idea!! We should learn to art of understanding why chicken cross roads!! I mean, what do they wish to accomplish, these silly chickens. One minute theyve crossed the road, to do our mums!!, one second to get to mcdonalds, i mean whats going on!!

What a mystery, it must be solved!! Instead of doing maths, this subject must be studied!!

Screw extension 2 maths, GO!!!!:
-Extension 3 Chicken Road Crossing

 

[luv2luvurmama]

OMG Got another one!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to KFC, it was a cannibal chicken!!

OMG OWNED!!!

 

[Uncle]

these joke are horrible as joke on LCM bar/Ration (S) package

 

[raniaaa]

why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide

why did the rabbit cross the road?
it was the chicken's day off

why did the hand cross the road?
to get to second hand store

why did the bubblegum cross the road?
because it was stuck on the chicken's foot

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because it didn't have the guts

 

[luv2luvurmama]

why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide

why did the rabbit cross the road?
it was the chicken's day off

why did the hand cross the road?
to get to second hand store

why did the bubblegum cross the road?
because it was stuck on the chicken's foot

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because it didn't have the guts

LOL, awesome work!!

I got one too!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To suck my dick

OMG WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[luv2luvurmama]

OMG i got a red box under my name

 

[luv2luvurmama]

I got another joke, but its serious!

Some kid for our half yearlie did this-
Q1) b) If X^2 - 4 = 0, find x.
He circled X and wrote, "Here it is"
Lol i thought that was funny.

OMG, what would happen, if in your HSC, for a question such as "Evaluate Einsteins contribution to the photoelectric effect or some crap" And you wrote, HSC Markers suck penis, They suck banana flavoured penis and are ass wipes.
Out of 6 marks, how many would you get?

 

[Uncle]

Watch your fucking language good sir.

 

[Uncle]

no worries. glup!

 

[luv2luvurmama]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to church, it was a religious chicken

 

[Fortify]

LCM:
What's a laptop's favourite snack?
Chocolate Chips =w=;;

 

[Captain A]

why is everyone here so lame?

cause they tell lame jokes like me.

 

[raniaaa]

i want to tell you guys a joke about butter, but i'm afraid it'll spread..