I have this recurring dream where I'm like this Chinese mandarin emperor's official type guy that has to protect this princess. A legendary kung fu fighter whos old and lives in a wooden shack in the forest kidnaps us both and makes us his slaves. I'm pretty smart and know a lot about botany, so I make this plan to add poison mushrooms to his soup so we can escape. The kung fu master is pretty suspicious of the mushrooms, so he asks us to taste test it first. The princess looks at me and is all like 'oh shit!' and im like 'its okay, it won't effect us if we only drink a tiny bit!'. So we both drink a little bit and then the kung fu master is less suspicious and eats it. And he like 'Mmm this is actually pretty good!', ironically. Next day, he wakes up blind and goes on a rampage. We both narrowly escape by running through the woods (cause kung fu guy can still hear where we are)