Last movie you watched? And what you thought of it? (3 Viewers)

[seremify007]

Paddington bear. It wasn't too bad actually. Not as kiddysih as I expected and was just an enjoyable simple story.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Cold in July (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 85
Metacritic: 73
Type: thriller

An American Southern thriller full of suspense.

Verdict: 8/10



Bash her face in! Don't watch this movie if you've got a weak stomach.

 

[financialwar]

Name: First Position (2012)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 93
Metacritic: 72
Type: documentary

Beautiful doc about the lives of young ballerina and their family. There is one tough Asian tiger mother in every industry I guess.

Verdict: 9/10



Miko Fogarty is now 17

 

[financialwar]

Name: How to survive a plague (2012)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 99
Metacritic: 86
Type: documentary

With 90% of the video taken from the 80 and 90, this documentary looks old, but it is well put together and you will be emotionally drawn in. Although can't say I 100% sorry for the aids patients.

Verdict: 9/10



Is it? When you have AIDS from unprotected butt fucks?

 

[edwardf316]

Name: Boogie Nights (1997)
Language: English
Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Tomatometer: 92
Type: Drama

Details the rise and fall of the career of Dirk Diggler, a pornographic actor during the Golden Age of Porn in the San Fernando Valley in the late 70s and early 80s. Despite being about something taboo, i cannot emphasise enough how brilliant this film is. It is masterfully crafted by P.T. Anderson conveying the vibrancy and idealism of the 70s as well as the excesses and turbulence of the 80s. On top of that there are fantastic performances from Mark Whalberg, Burt Reynolds, Julianne Moore and John C. Reilly, perfectly complementing Anderson's craft and a great disco and soul inspired soundtrack.

Verdict: 9/10

 

[financialwar]

Name: Pride (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 92
Metacritic: 79
Type: historical drama

Gay and Lesbian has hijacked the word "Pride"!? And among other things such as pervert and faggots. Well this film shows the history of how LGBT groups managed to convince the world that their activity is acceptable.

Verdict: 9/10



So true. THis is what AIDS really stand for.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Genius On Hold (2013)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 83
Metacritic: 66
Type: Documentary

This is doc about the life of Walter L. Shaw, yet at the same time it tries to be a doc about the evil of corporation, extremely biased in narration. Compared corporation structure of America to that of Nazi.

Verdict: 5/10

 

[financialwar]

Name: Best Kept Secret (2013)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 100
Metacritic: 100
Type: Documentary

Documentary about this JFK school (seriously, how many fucking JFK schools are there in America?) for children with disability, boring, does not deserve the high ratings it got.

Verdict: 5/10



Beautiful teeth you got there.

 

[financialwar]

Name: The Invisible War (2012)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 98
Metacritic: 75
Type: Documentary

Excellent documentary showing just how big the epidemic of rape culture in the American Armed Forces, and the difficulty in getting a conviction.

Verdict: 8/10

 

[financialwar]

Name: Match Point (2005)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 76
Metacritic: 72
Type: drama

Excellent film that shows men still loves money more than pussies, even it's Scarlet Johansson's pussy. A very suspenseful film, though somewhat predicable.

Verdict: 8/10



Spoiler alert: this is what you get for cheating with a married man.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Lost in Translation (2003)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 95
Metacritic: 89
Type: drama

Another film centered around Scarlet Johansson's pussy. Not that interesting, it's called lost in translation because no one can translate japanese to English apparently.

Verdict: 6/10



What Johansson used to be hot.

 

[financialwar]

Name: The Skeleton Twins (2013)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 87
Metacritic: 74
Type: drama

THe film that involves cheating girlfriend, paedophilia and of course, the unavoidable theme of GAY.

Verdict: 8/10



THis movie has too much secrets.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Confessions 告白 (2010)
Language: Japanese
Tomatometer: 80
Type: drama

Matsu Takako is this absolutely confusing thriller. This film is more about hot schoolgirls jumping around in short sailor uniform skirts than anything else. If you're into Japanese schoolgirls, watch this movie you pedo bear.

Verdict: 6/10



the girl in the middle in 三吉 彩花, she's 18 okay. Perfectly legal!


Asians look younger plus a much lower age of consent, that's why Japan > the rest of the world.

 

[financialwar]

Name: The Guest (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 89
Metacritic: 76
Type: thriller, action

A enjoyable thriller, especially the high school revenge part, with a really unrealistic plot twist at the end, enjoyable but forgettable.

Verdict: 7/10



The moment bullet drills into this guy's skull, lol.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Boyhood (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 98
Metacritic: 100
Type: drama

Wow, 12 years in just 2h 45 min. This film is like watching time lapse photography of the characters, seeing the two children growing up and the family turmoil. This film is as much about Samantha and Mason, should be called childhood.

You can see in this film, the kids go from cute to two ugly motherfuckers lol.

Verdict: 9/10



Shit, I still remember him from Dead Poet Society, now he's a father.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Frank (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 92
Metacritic: 75
Type: drama

Another boring film about ... white people's music.

Verdict: 6/10


Too bad, you don't even get to see Maggie Gyllenhaal's tits.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Castle in the Sky Laputa 天空の城ラピュタ (1986)
Language: Japanese
Tomatometer: 95
Metacritic: n/a
Type: anime

ALMOST 30 YEARS, THIS SHIT IS STILL THE KING OF ALL ANIME, AND MIYAZAKI IS THE KAMISAMA

Verdict: 10/10



And the best "carrying you" cover is by a ... white person?

 

[financialwar]

Name: To Be Takei (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 91
Metacritic: 66
Type: documentary

To be Takei can be summerised as To Be Japanese American Gay who played on Star Trek and lived in internment camp, that's it.

Verdict: 5/10



Takei is really into white men.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Gravity (2013)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 97
Metacritic: 96
Type: sci fi

Excellent film, beautiful cgi and Sandra Bullock is still very doable at the age of 50.

Verdict: 8/10



Wait what? Let me get this straight, White men prohibits the Chinese from participating in the ISS program, but uses Chinese space station to save their sorry ass and destroys it in the process?

 

[financialwar]

Name: Your Sister's Sister (2012)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 83
Metacritic: 72
Type: comedy drama

bla bla bla, Surprise, white people being promiscuous ... Again!

Verdict: 5/10



White people + alcohol = fucking your sister.