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charming.... gee that's enough to make any girl wanna jump a guy
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charming.... gee that's enough to make any girl wanna jump a guy
if I am lost for a day
try to find me,
but if i don't come back
then i won't look behind me.
all of the things i thought were so easy
just got harder and harder each day
december is darkest,
in june there's no light.
but this empty bedroom won't make anything right.
and out on the landing
a friend i forgot to send home
who waits up for me all through the night.
calendar girl, whos in love with the world
stay alive
i dreamed i was dying
as i so often do;
and when i awoke
i was sure it was true.
i ran to the window
threw my head to the sky,
and said whoever is up there, please don't let me die
i can't live forever.
i can't always be.
one day i'll be sand on the beach by the sea;
the pages keep turning, i'll mark off each day with a cross
and i'll laugh about all that we've lost.
calendar girl, who is lost to the world
stay alive
January Febuary March April May, I'm alive
June July August September October, I'm alive
November December, yeah all through the winter
I'm alive
try to find me,
but if i don't come back
then i won't look behind me.
all of the things i thought were so easy
just got harder and harder each day
december is darkest,
in june there's no light.
but this empty bedroom won't make anything right.
and out on the landing
a friend i forgot to send home
who waits up for me all through the night.
calendar girl, whos in love with the world
stay alive
i dreamed i was dying
as i so often do;
and when i awoke
i was sure it was true.
i ran to the window
threw my head to the sky,
and said whoever is up there, please don't let me die
i can't live forever.
i can't always be.
one day i'll be sand on the beach by the sea;
the pages keep turning, i'll mark off each day with a cross
and i'll laugh about all that we've lost.
calendar girl, who is lost to the world
stay alive
January Febuary March April May, I'm alive
June July August September October, I'm alive
November December, yeah all through the winter
I'm alive
mmm_sofay
time to pretend
close you eyes and prey he doesn't as you sleep tonight
the air is icy cold and i can feel your body shake
and you know you're not alone, you're not alone
and all hope long gone
as the weakness will pull you down
to wake again is the only blessing cause you're not dreaming
closer now hollow are the footsteps as they make a sound
you realize you're not breathing and there is nothing you can do
but stare into the eyes of what didn't exist until now
and all hope long gone
as the weakness will pull you down
to wake again is the only blessing coz you're not dreaming
the air is icy cold and i can feel your body shake
and you know you're not alone, you're not alone
and all hope long gone
as the weakness will pull you down
to wake again is the only blessing cause you're not dreaming
closer now hollow are the footsteps as they make a sound
you realize you're not breathing and there is nothing you can do
but stare into the eyes of what didn't exist until now
and all hope long gone
as the weakness will pull you down
to wake again is the only blessing coz you're not dreaming
bitchgirl
University Life
Nas-Ether Lyrics
[gunshots]
[Nas talking]
("Fuck Jay-Z")
What's up niggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout me dog
You, what?
("Fuck Jay-Z")
You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga
("Fuck Jay-Z")
[Chorus]
(I) Fuck with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "God's son" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Nas be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music
Check it
[Chorus]
[talking]
Ay yo, pass me the weed, pour my ashes out on these niggas man (no doubt)
Ay, y'all faggots, y'all kneel and kiss the fuckin ring
[Chorus]
I've been fucked over, left for dead, dissed and fogotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just piss on me, shit on me, spit on my grave (uh)
Talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
Y'all some "well wishers," friendly actin, envy hidin snakes
With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?
When these streets keep callin, heard it when I was sleep
That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef
Started cockin up my weapon, slowly loadin up this ammo
To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle
This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid
When KRS already made an album called Blueprint
First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big
Dick suckin lips, whyn't you let the late, great veteran live
[talking]
(I...will...not...lose)
"God's son" across the belly, I prove you lost already
The king is back, where my crown at?
(Ill...will) Ill Will rest in peace, let's do it niggas
[Chorus]
Y'all niggas deal with emotions like bitches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watchin his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissin women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
In '88 you was gettin chased through your buildin
Callin my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smilin in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearin Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars
No jail bars Jigga, no pies, no case
Just Hawaiian shirts, hangin with little Chase
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow
Is he Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Biggie and he's Puffy
Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Philly's hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my glock, fellas
Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?
Ne-gro please
You no mustache havin, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Beans you wack
And your man stabbed Un and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jaz to hangin with Kane, to Irv, to Big
And, Eminem murdered you on your own shit
You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention
Queens niggas run you niggas, ask Russell Simmons
Ha, R-O-C get gunned up and clapped quick
J.J. Evans get gunned up and clapped quick
Your whole damn record label gunned up and clapped quick
Sean Carter to Jay-Z, damn you on Jaz dick
So little shorty's gettin gunned up and clapped quick
How much of Biggie's rhymes is gon' come out your fat lips?
Wanted to be on every last one of my classics
You pop shit, apologize, nigga, just ass Kiss
[gunshots]
[Nas talking]
("Fuck Jay-Z")
What's up niggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout me dog
You, what?
("Fuck Jay-Z")
You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga
("Fuck Jay-Z")
[Chorus]
(I) Fuck with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "God's son" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Nas be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music
Check it
[Chorus]
[talking]
Ay yo, pass me the weed, pour my ashes out on these niggas man (no doubt)
Ay, y'all faggots, y'all kneel and kiss the fuckin ring
[Chorus]
I've been fucked over, left for dead, dissed and fogotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just piss on me, shit on me, spit on my grave (uh)
Talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
Y'all some "well wishers," friendly actin, envy hidin snakes
With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?
When these streets keep callin, heard it when I was sleep
That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef
Started cockin up my weapon, slowly loadin up this ammo
To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle
This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid
When KRS already made an album called Blueprint
First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big
Dick suckin lips, whyn't you let the late, great veteran live
[talking]
(I...will...not...lose)
"God's son" across the belly, I prove you lost already
The king is back, where my crown at?
(Ill...will) Ill Will rest in peace, let's do it niggas
[Chorus]
Y'all niggas deal with emotions like bitches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watchin his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissin women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
In '88 you was gettin chased through your buildin
Callin my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smilin in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearin Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars
No jail bars Jigga, no pies, no case
Just Hawaiian shirts, hangin with little Chase
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow
Is he Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Biggie and he's Puffy
Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Philly's hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my glock, fellas
Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?
Ne-gro please
You no mustache havin, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Beans you wack
And your man stabbed Un and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jaz to hangin with Kane, to Irv, to Big
And, Eminem murdered you on your own shit
You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention
Queens niggas run you niggas, ask Russell Simmons
Ha, R-O-C get gunned up and clapped quick
J.J. Evans get gunned up and clapped quick
Your whole damn record label gunned up and clapped quick
Sean Carter to Jay-Z, damn you on Jaz dick
So little shorty's gettin gunned up and clapped quick
How much of Biggie's rhymes is gon' come out your fat lips?
Wanted to be on every last one of my classics
You pop shit, apologize, nigga, just ass Kiss
bubz :D
the last laugh
This love
This love is a strange love
A faded kind of mellow
This love
This love
I think I'm gonna fall again
And even when you held my hand
It didn't mean a thing, this love
This love
Now rehearsed we stay, love
Doesn't know it is love
This love
This love
It hasn't have to feel love
It hasn't need to be love
It hasn't mean a thing
This love
This love loves love
It's a strange love, strange love
This love
This love
This love is a strange love, strange love
I'm gonna fall again
It doesn't mean a thing
Think I'm gonna fall again
This love
cat power & on handsome boy modeling school - i've been thinking
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
I've been thinking about those things you said
I've been thinking about those things we did
I've been thinking about those things you do
I've been thinking about those things you made me do too
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
I was hypnotized
By your fairy eyes
Like a tiger in the dark
You were hungry from the start
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
Diamonds, candy pills
One million dollar bills
You can try
But you can't buy me, buy me
You can slide slide
Slippity slide
Hip hop
And don't stop
I'll never be
On my knees
When I saw you on the street
I just had to look away
You were so sweet
Sexy Steve
Lay back relax
Street boy please
Wait a second it's gonna take awhile
Slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
I'll never be
On my knees
I've been thinking 'bout
Why you act so proud
I've been thinking 'bout
What's this shit about
Am I losin' control
Am I losin' my soul
Just tell me am I losin' you
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
Diamonds, candy pills
One million dollar bills
You can try
But you can't buy me
You can slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
'Cause I'll never be
On my knees
I've been thinking 'bout
I've been thinking about
Losing you
This love is a strange love
A faded kind of mellow
This love
This love
I think I'm gonna fall again
And even when you held my hand
It didn't mean a thing, this love
This love
Now rehearsed we stay, love
Doesn't know it is love
This love
This love
It hasn't have to feel love
It hasn't need to be love
It hasn't mean a thing
This love
This love loves love
It's a strange love, strange love
This love
This love
This love is a strange love, strange love
I'm gonna fall again
It doesn't mean a thing
Think I'm gonna fall again
This love
cat power & on handsome boy modeling school - i've been thinking
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
I've been thinking about those things you said
I've been thinking about those things we did
I've been thinking about those things you do
I've been thinking about those things you made me do too
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
I was hypnotized
By your fairy eyes
Like a tiger in the dark
You were hungry from the start
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
Diamonds, candy pills
One million dollar bills
You can try
But you can't buy me, buy me
You can slide slide
Slippity slide
Hip hop
And don't stop
I'll never be
On my knees
When I saw you on the street
I just had to look away
You were so sweet
Sexy Steve
Lay back relax
Street boy please
Wait a second it's gonna take awhile
Slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
I'll never be
On my knees
I've been thinking 'bout
Why you act so proud
I've been thinking 'bout
What's this shit about
Am I losin' control
Am I losin' my soul
Just tell me am I losin' you
Be my boy, be my boy
Be my boy, be my boy
Diamonds, candy pills
One million dollar bills
You can try
But you can't buy me
You can slide slide
Slippity slide
You can hip hop
And don't stop
'Cause I'll never be
On my knees
I've been thinking 'bout
I've been thinking about
Losing you
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tasha1188
Forever is overrated!!
i love this song coz like its sorta how i feel about this guy ive liked for like 4eva so yeh n i luv JoJo
Artist: Jojo Lyrics
Song: Secret Love Lyrics
Boy you’re so hard to believe
Boy you’re so hard to believe
Just a friend
That’s all I’ve ever been to you
Oh just a girl
Who wants to be the center of your world
But I ain’t got much to offer
But my heart and soul
And I guess that’s not enough
For you to notice me
I’m just a girl
And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
To you
Chorus:
I try to smile when I see other girls with you
Acting like everything is ok
But ohh
You don’t know how it feels to be so in love
With someone who doesn’t even know
My secret love
In my dreams
I see us both together constantly
Why can’t you see
This love that’s here for you inside of me
Ohhh
What do I have to do
For you to notice this
You look at her with love
With me it’s just friendship
I’m just your girl
And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
To you
Chorus:
I try to smile when I see other girls with you
Acting like everything is ok
But ohh
you don’t know how it feels to be so in love
With someone who doesn’t even know
My secret love
Bridge:
What do you see in her
You don’t see in me (don’t see in me)
Boy you’re so hard to believe
Why do you show her love
But there’s none for me
Boy you don’t make sense to me
Cause I don’t have much to offer
But my heart and soul
And I guess that’s not enough
For you to notice me
I’m just your girl
And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
To you
Chorus:
I try to smile when I see other girls with you
Acting like everything is ok (everything ain’t ok)
But ohh
you don’t know how it feels to be so in love (so in love with you baby)
With someone who doesn’t even know
My secret love
Boy you’re so hard to believe
Artist: Jojo Lyrics
Song: Secret Love Lyrics
Boy you’re so hard to believe
Boy you’re so hard to believe
Just a friend
That’s all I’ve ever been to you
Oh just a girl
Who wants to be the center of your world
But I ain’t got much to offer
But my heart and soul
And I guess that’s not enough
For you to notice me
I’m just a girl
And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
To you
Chorus:
I try to smile when I see other girls with you
Acting like everything is ok
But ohh
You don’t know how it feels to be so in love
With someone who doesn’t even know
My secret love
In my dreams
I see us both together constantly
Why can’t you see
This love that’s here for you inside of me
Ohhh
What do I have to do
For you to notice this
You look at her with love
With me it’s just friendship
I’m just your girl
And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
To you
Chorus:
I try to smile when I see other girls with you
Acting like everything is ok
But ohh
you don’t know how it feels to be so in love
With someone who doesn’t even know
My secret love
Bridge:
What do you see in her
You don’t see in me (don’t see in me)
Boy you’re so hard to believe
Why do you show her love
But there’s none for me
Boy you don’t make sense to me
Cause I don’t have much to offer
But my heart and soul
And I guess that’s not enough
For you to notice me
I’m just your girl
And I guess that’s all I’ll ever be to you
To you
Chorus:
I try to smile when I see other girls with you
Acting like everything is ok (everything ain’t ok)
But ohh
you don’t know how it feels to be so in love (so in love with you baby)
With someone who doesn’t even know
My secret love
Boy you’re so hard to believe
iamsickofyear12
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Bloke - Chris Franklin
I hate the new age guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell you,
But you look at me,
like maybe I'm an angel underneath
Haven't brushed me teeth.
Yesterday I lied
But all me mates
gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys
I really went out drinking,
I told you I was at work
Don't ask me for commitment,
'Cause it's something I will shirk
I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away
Or take me as I am
This may mean you'll
have to fetch another can
Rest assured,
That if I start to make you breakfast
I'm going to extremes
but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,
and today won't mean a thing
I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way
When you think
You've got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool
When I act like a tool
And my mates try to shave me
I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away
I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way
more Chris Franklin Lyrics
I hate the new age guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell you,
But you look at me,
like maybe I'm an angel underneath
Haven't brushed me teeth.
Yesterday I lied
But all me mates
gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys
I really went out drinking,
I told you I was at work
Don't ask me for commitment,
'Cause it's something I will shirk
I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away
Or take me as I am
This may mean you'll
have to fetch another can
Rest assured,
That if I start to make you breakfast
I'm going to extremes
but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,
and today won't mean a thing
I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way
When you think
You've got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool
When I act like a tool
And my mates try to shave me
I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away
I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way
more Chris Franklin Lyrics
Voices say that I’m dead
So many things, going through my head
Cause it’s coming to an end
The heart is my only friend
No point in faith,
No such thing in fate
Loneliness is grey
Tragedy is black
So don’t try to act
Because I’m not taking you back
What do you think about that?
I wrote it myself!!
So many things, going through my head
Cause it’s coming to an end
The heart is my only friend
No point in faith,
No such thing in fate
Loneliness is grey
Tragedy is black
So don’t try to act
Because I’m not taking you back
What do you think about that?
I wrote it myself!!
Zoltan
Too cool for school
I’m So Postmodern
By: The Bedroom Philosopher
Album: In Bed With My Doona
I’m so postmodern that I just don’t talk anymore,
I wear different coloured t-shirts according to my mood.
I’m so postmodern that I work from home
as a surf life saving consumer hotline.
I’m so postmodern that all my clothes are made out of sleeping bags,
I don’t need pockets, I’m a pocket myself.
I’m so postmodern I go to parties I’m not invited to
and locate the vegemite and write my name on everyone.
I’m so postmodern that I write reviews for funerals,
and heckle at weddings from inside a suitcase.
I’m so postmodern I’m going to adopt a child,
and teach him how to knit, and call him Adolf Diggler.
I’m so postmodern that I breakdance in waiting rooms,
play Yahtzee in nightclubs, at three in the afternoon.
I’m so postmodern I only go on dates that last thirteen minutes,
via walky talky, while hiding under the bed.
I’m so postmodern I invite strangers to my house,
and put on a slide show of other people’s nans.
I’m so postmodern I went home and typed up everything you said,
and printed it out in wingdings, and gave it back to you.
I’m so postmodern I held an art exhibition -
a Chuppa Chup stuck to a swimming cap, and no one was invited.
I’m so postmodern I make alphabet soup,
and dye it purple, and pour it on the lawn.
I’m so postmodern I request Hey Mona on karaoke,
then sing my life story to the tune of My Sharona.
I’m so postmodern I only think in palindromic haikus -
(insert palindromic haiku).
I’m so postmodern that I sit down to wee,
and stand up to poo, at job interviews.
I’m so postmodern that I dress up as Santa,
in the middle of August, and haunt golf courses.
I’m so postmodern that I cut off all my hair,
and knitted it into a beanie, and threw it off a bridge.
I’m so postmodern that I stole everyone’s mail,
and cut them up into a ransom note and hid it in a thermos.
I’m so postmodern I take my lego to the supermarket
and build my own shopping trolley, and only buy one nut.
I’m so postmodern I wrote a letter to the council
…I think it was ‘M.’
I’m so postmodern I bought a round the world plane ticket,
and stuffed my clothes with eggplant and pretended it was me.
I’m so postmodern I’ve got a tattoo of my pin number
in heiroglyphics on my neighbour’s guide dog.
I’m so postmodern I fought my way into parliament,
and made a law banning Nuttelex, and then moved to Spain.
I’m so postmodern that I iron all my lettuce leaves,
put my shirts in the crisper - they’re real crisp.
I’m so postmodern I give live mice to buskers,
dirty tea towels to the Mormons, and pavlova to crabs.
I’m so postmodern that I live in a tent,
on a platform of skateboards that’s tied to a tram.
I’m so postmodern I write four thousand-word essays
on the cultural significance of party pies.
I’m so postmodern I recite Shakespeare at KFC drive thru’s,
through a megaphone, in sign language.
I’m so postmodern I’m going to watch the Olympics
on a black & white TV, with the sound down.
I’m so postmodern I go to the gym after hours,
push up against the door, then cry myself to sleep.
I’m so postmodern I wrote a trilogy of novels
from the perspective of a possum that Jesus patted once.
I’m so postmodern that I marry all my friends,
soak myself in metho, and tell them that they’ve changed.
I’m so postmodern I bought every book written in 1963
as a reading challenge, and clogged up a waterslide.
I’m so postmodern I think I might be a god
in my undies rolling in sugar, in the carpark of a rodeo.
I’m so postmodern I prerecorded this song,
and laced a message subliminally telling Shane Porteous to buy a smock.
By: The Bedroom Philosopher
Album: In Bed With My Doona
I’m so postmodern that I just don’t talk anymore,
I wear different coloured t-shirts according to my mood.
I’m so postmodern that I work from home
as a surf life saving consumer hotline.
I’m so postmodern that all my clothes are made out of sleeping bags,
I don’t need pockets, I’m a pocket myself.
I’m so postmodern I go to parties I’m not invited to
and locate the vegemite and write my name on everyone.
I’m so postmodern that I write reviews for funerals,
and heckle at weddings from inside a suitcase.
I’m so postmodern I’m going to adopt a child,
and teach him how to knit, and call him Adolf Diggler.
I’m so postmodern that I breakdance in waiting rooms,
play Yahtzee in nightclubs, at three in the afternoon.
I’m so postmodern I only go on dates that last thirteen minutes,
via walky talky, while hiding under the bed.
I’m so postmodern I invite strangers to my house,
and put on a slide show of other people’s nans.
I’m so postmodern I went home and typed up everything you said,
and printed it out in wingdings, and gave it back to you.
I’m so postmodern I held an art exhibition -
a Chuppa Chup stuck to a swimming cap, and no one was invited.
I’m so postmodern I make alphabet soup,
and dye it purple, and pour it on the lawn.
I’m so postmodern I request Hey Mona on karaoke,
then sing my life story to the tune of My Sharona.
I’m so postmodern I only think in palindromic haikus -
(insert palindromic haiku).
I’m so postmodern that I sit down to wee,
and stand up to poo, at job interviews.
I’m so postmodern that I dress up as Santa,
in the middle of August, and haunt golf courses.
I’m so postmodern that I cut off all my hair,
and knitted it into a beanie, and threw it off a bridge.
I’m so postmodern that I stole everyone’s mail,
and cut them up into a ransom note and hid it in a thermos.
I’m so postmodern I take my lego to the supermarket
and build my own shopping trolley, and only buy one nut.
I’m so postmodern I wrote a letter to the council
…I think it was ‘M.’
I’m so postmodern I bought a round the world plane ticket,
and stuffed my clothes with eggplant and pretended it was me.
I’m so postmodern I’ve got a tattoo of my pin number
in heiroglyphics on my neighbour’s guide dog.
I’m so postmodern I fought my way into parliament,
and made a law banning Nuttelex, and then moved to Spain.
I’m so postmodern that I iron all my lettuce leaves,
put my shirts in the crisper - they’re real crisp.
I’m so postmodern I give live mice to buskers,
dirty tea towels to the Mormons, and pavlova to crabs.
I’m so postmodern that I live in a tent,
on a platform of skateboards that’s tied to a tram.
I’m so postmodern I write four thousand-word essays
on the cultural significance of party pies.
I’m so postmodern I recite Shakespeare at KFC drive thru’s,
through a megaphone, in sign language.
I’m so postmodern I’m going to watch the Olympics
on a black & white TV, with the sound down.
I’m so postmodern I go to the gym after hours,
push up against the door, then cry myself to sleep.
I’m so postmodern I wrote a trilogy of novels
from the perspective of a possum that Jesus patted once.
I’m so postmodern that I marry all my friends,
soak myself in metho, and tell them that they’ve changed.
I’m so postmodern I bought every book written in 1963
as a reading challenge, and clogged up a waterslide.
I’m so postmodern I think I might be a god
in my undies rolling in sugar, in the carpark of a rodeo.
I’m so postmodern I prerecorded this song,
and laced a message subliminally telling Shane Porteous to buy a smock.
HALF LIGHT by ATHLETE
The sun got stuck, as it's making it's way back down,
We find ourselves, in a familiar part of town
And all that I've seen means nothing to me without you
So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And ill take you there with me
My head crashed down, air conditioned myself to sleep,
The great night out, that will continue to the end of the week
And all that I've seen means nothing to me without you
So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And ill take you there with me
It's you and me connected to a satellite
It's you and me love through a machine
It's you and me connected to a satellite
It's you and me love through a machine
So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And I'll take you there with me
The sun got stuck, as it's making it's way back down,
We find ourselves, in a familiar part of town
And all that I've seen means nothing to me without you
So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And ill take you there with me
My head crashed down, air conditioned myself to sleep,
The great night out, that will continue to the end of the week
And all that I've seen means nothing to me without you
So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And ill take you there with me
It's you and me connected to a satellite
It's you and me love through a machine
It's you and me connected to a satellite
It's you and me love through a machine
So when I see you next we'll make the most of it,
Tell the sun to start moving again,
The taste of your kiss I still got on my lips,
And I'll take you there with me
melimoo
knows how to rave
Baby's Gonna Die Tonight - Adam Green
Baby's gonna be alright
And it don't mean I don't love you
When i put a gun to your face
It just means I wanna get rough with you
Baby's gonna be alright
these lyrics are hot, as is adam green haha
Baby's gonna be alright
And it don't mean I don't love you
When i put a gun to your face
It just means I wanna get rough with you
Baby's gonna be alright
these lyrics are hot, as is adam green
haha
bubz :D
the last laugh
not really sure if this is a cover or anything, if so her version is tragically beautiful.
shirley horn - where do you start
Where do you start
How do you separate the present from the past
How do you deal with all the thing you thought would last
That didn't last
With bits of memories scattered here and there
I look around and don't know where to start
Which books are yours
Which tapes & dreams belong to you & which are mine
Our lives are tangled like the branches of a vine
That intertwine
So many habits that we'll have to break
And yesterdays we'll have to take apart
One day there'll be a song or something in the air again
To catch me by surprise & you'll be there again
A moment in
What might have been
Where do you start
Do you allow yourself a little time to cry
Or do you close your eyes & kiss it all goodbye
I guess you try
And though I don't know where & don't know when
I'll find myself in love again
I promise there will always be
A little place no one will see
A tiny part within my heart
That stays in love
With you
shirley horn - where do you start
Where do you start
How do you separate the present from the past
How do you deal with all the thing you thought would last
That didn't last
With bits of memories scattered here and there
I look around and don't know where to start
Which books are yours
Which tapes & dreams belong to you & which are mine
Our lives are tangled like the branches of a vine
That intertwine
So many habits that we'll have to break
And yesterdays we'll have to take apart
One day there'll be a song or something in the air again
To catch me by surprise & you'll be there again
A moment in
What might have been
Where do you start
Do you allow yourself a little time to cry
Or do you close your eyes & kiss it all goodbye
I guess you try
And though I don't know where & don't know when
I'll find myself in love again
I promise there will always be
A little place no one will see
A tiny part within my heart
That stays in love
With you
Mojoman
Interstellar Overdrive
been a while since i posted here
pink floyd - your possible pasts
They flutter behind you your possible pasts,
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost.
A warning to anyone still in command
Of their possible future, to take care.
In derelict sidings the poppies entwine
With cattle trucks lying in wait for the next time.
Do you remember me? How we used to be?
Do you think we should be closer?
She stood in the doorway, the ghost of a smile
Haunting her face like a cheap hotel sign.
Her cold eyes imploring the men in their macs
For the gold in their bags or the knives in their backs.
Stepping up boldly one put out his hand.
He said, "I was just a child then, now I'm only a man."
Do you remember me? How we used to be?
Do you think we should be closer?
By the cold and religious we were taken in hand
Shown how to feel good and told to feel bad.
Tongue tied and terrified we learned how to pray
Now our feelings run deep and cold as the clay.
And strung out behind us the banners and flags
Of our possible pasts lie in tatters and rags.
Do you remember me? How we used to be?
Do you think we should be closer?
pink floyd - your possible pasts
They flutter behind you your possible pasts,
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost.
A warning to anyone still in command
Of their possible future, to take care.
In derelict sidings the poppies entwine
With cattle trucks lying in wait for the next time.
Do you remember me? How we used to be?
Do you think we should be closer?
She stood in the doorway, the ghost of a smile
Haunting her face like a cheap hotel sign.
Her cold eyes imploring the men in their macs
For the gold in their bags or the knives in their backs.
Stepping up boldly one put out his hand.
He said, "I was just a child then, now I'm only a man."
Do you remember me? How we used to be?
Do you think we should be closer?
By the cold and religious we were taken in hand
Shown how to feel good and told to feel bad.
Tongue tied and terrified we learned how to pray
Now our feelings run deep and cold as the clay.
And strung out behind us the banners and flags
Of our possible pasts lie in tatters and rags.
Do you remember me? How we used to be?
Do you think we should be closer?
julian87
New Member
- Joined
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- Messages
- 22
- Gender
- Male
- HSC
- 2009
Artist: Her Space Holiday
Song Title: Japanese Gum
I used to know this girl
Who gave her love away
To every guy she met
And with all the games they played
She never seemed to cry
She never got upset
And one by one they came
And one by one they left
I thought that I could fix her
If she would let me in
But all of my advances
Were shut down in the end
When days turned into months
I begged her to explain
And this is what she sang
It's not like I'm a slut
Or that I really like to fuck
I just want every boy I see
To walk away with part of me
Until there's nothing left to hold
Until there's nothing left to hate
I appreciate your help
But even you can't save me from myself
I used to know this boy
Who took notes in a book
But he ripped out all the pages
Before I got a look
At all the words he scribbled
At all the lines he filled
But the ink stains on his fingers
Told me he was skilled
At capturing a feeling
That most of us just miss
The simple pain of living
With goodbyes on our lips
I found one of the pages
Crumpled by her bed
And this is how it read
It's not like I am weak
Or that I don't know how to leave
It's just that every time you cheat
You bring me closer to defeat
Until there's nothing left to love
Until there's nothing left to say
I know that you need help
But even I can't save you from yourself
"Cheers Darlin" - Damien Rice.
Cheers darlin'
Here's to you and your lover boy
Cheers darlin'
I got years to wait around for you
Cheers darlin'
I've got your wedding bells in my ear
Cheers darlin'
You give me three cigarettes to smoke my tears away
And I die when you mention his name
And I lied, I should have kissed you
When we were running the reins
What am I darlin'?
A whisper in your ear?
A piece of your cake?
What am I, darlin?
The boy you can fear?
Or your biggest mistake?
Cheers darlin'
Here's to you and your lover man
Cheers darlin'
I just hang around and eat from a can
Cheers darlin'
I got a ribbon of green on my guitar
Cheers darlin'
I got a beauty queen
To sit not very far from here
I die when he comes around
To take you home
I'm too shy
I should have kissed you when we were alone
What am I darlin'?
A whisper in your ear?
A piece of your cake?
What am I, darlin?
The boy you can fear?
Or your biggest mistake?
Oh what am I? What am I darlin'?
I got years to wait...
Song Title: Japanese Gum
I used to know this girl
Who gave her love away
To every guy she met
And with all the games they played
She never seemed to cry
She never got upset
And one by one they came
And one by one they left
I thought that I could fix her
If she would let me in
But all of my advances
Were shut down in the end
When days turned into months
I begged her to explain
And this is what she sang
It's not like I'm a slut
Or that I really like to fuck
I just want every boy I see
To walk away with part of me
Until there's nothing left to hold
Until there's nothing left to hate
I appreciate your help
But even you can't save me from myself
I used to know this boy
Who took notes in a book
But he ripped out all the pages
Before I got a look
At all the words he scribbled
At all the lines he filled
But the ink stains on his fingers
Told me he was skilled
At capturing a feeling
That most of us just miss
The simple pain of living
With goodbyes on our lips
I found one of the pages
Crumpled by her bed
And this is how it read
It's not like I am weak
Or that I don't know how to leave
It's just that every time you cheat
You bring me closer to defeat
Until there's nothing left to love
Until there's nothing left to say
I know that you need help
But even I can't save you from yourself
"Cheers Darlin" - Damien Rice.
Cheers darlin'
Here's to you and your lover boy
Cheers darlin'
I got years to wait around for you
Cheers darlin'
I've got your wedding bells in my ear
Cheers darlin'
You give me three cigarettes to smoke my tears away
And I die when you mention his name
And I lied, I should have kissed you
When we were running the reins
What am I darlin'?
A whisper in your ear?
A piece of your cake?
What am I, darlin?
The boy you can fear?
Or your biggest mistake?
Cheers darlin'
Here's to you and your lover man
Cheers darlin'
I just hang around and eat from a can
Cheers darlin'
I got a ribbon of green on my guitar
Cheers darlin'
I got a beauty queen
To sit not very far from here
I die when he comes around
To take you home
I'm too shy
I should have kissed you when we were alone
What am I darlin'?
A whisper in your ear?
A piece of your cake?
What am I, darlin?
The boy you can fear?
Or your biggest mistake?
Oh what am I? What am I darlin'?
I got years to wait...
steph@nie
narcissistic whore.
Every day I spend my time drinking wine, feeling fine…
Waiting here to find the sign that I can understand, yes, I am.
In the days between the hours, ivory towers,
Bloody flowers push their hands into the air…
I don't care if I ever know, there I go.
Don't push your love too far.
Your wounds won't leave a scar.
Right now is where you are…
In a broken dream!
Did someone bow their head?
Did someone break the bread?
Good people are in bed before nine o'clock.
On the pad before my eyes, paper cries, telling lies,
The promises you gave from the grave of a broken heart…
Every day I spend my time drinking wine, feeling fine…
Waiting here to find the sign that I can understand, yes, I am.
I sit here in my lonely room…
Don't push your love too far.
your wounds won't leave a scar.
Right now is where you are
In a broken dream
Don't you forget what I said
Waiting here to find the sign that I can understand, yes, I am.
In the days between the hours, ivory towers,
Bloody flowers push their hands into the air…
I don't care if I ever know, there I go.
Don't push your love too far.
Your wounds won't leave a scar.
Right now is where you are…
In a broken dream!
Did someone bow their head?
Did someone break the bread?
Good people are in bed before nine o'clock.
On the pad before my eyes, paper cries, telling lies,
The promises you gave from the grave of a broken heart…
Every day I spend my time drinking wine, feeling fine…
Waiting here to find the sign that I can understand, yes, I am.
I sit here in my lonely room…
Don't push your love too far.
your wounds won't leave a scar.
Right now is where you are
In a broken dream
Don't you forget what I said
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Bookie
Banned
[size=+2]Six and Out - Dumb things [/size]
To the tune of Paul Kelly's great hit;
Six shots ahead of a familiar tune
The shark would have his first green jacket soon
He started slicing, it made no sense
He hit his last into the corporate tents
In the middle, in the middle
He hooked it left of the green
He'd lost his place in history
He did all those dumb things
Iron Mike copped too many blows
Holyfield was starting to steal the show
His fangs came out, he snuck 'round his back
He said "I was only looking for a snack"
In the middle, in the middle
He spat his ear in the ring
"It was only a love bite" said Don King
They did all those dumb things
He asked the Captain for some advice
He asked the Ump if the ball could bounce more than twice
We're not giving these Kiwis a crack
He underarmed the last ball down the track
In the middle, in the middle
It was a packed MCG
They thought it was a bowling green
They did all those dumb things
Hansie said, "It was the devil not me"
He said all those dumb things
The NRL said, "There were too many teams",
They said all those dumb things
"Winning isn't everything",
They said all those dumb things
To the tune of Paul Kelly's great hit;
Six shots ahead of a familiar tune
The shark would have his first green jacket soon
He started slicing, it made no sense
He hit his last into the corporate tents
In the middle, in the middle
He hooked it left of the green
He'd lost his place in history
He did all those dumb things
Iron Mike copped too many blows
Holyfield was starting to steal the show
His fangs came out, he snuck 'round his back
He said "I was only looking for a snack"
In the middle, in the middle
He spat his ear in the ring
"It was only a love bite" said Don King
They did all those dumb things
He asked the Captain for some advice
He asked the Ump if the ball could bounce more than twice
We're not giving these Kiwis a crack
He underarmed the last ball down the track
In the middle, in the middle
It was a packed MCG
They thought it was a bowling green
They did all those dumb things
Hansie said, "It was the devil not me"
He said all those dumb things
The NRL said, "There were too many teams",
They said all those dumb things
"Winning isn't everything",
They said all those dumb things
bubz :D
the last laugh
FAKE? - endless
Every time you go away
You kind of seem to change
Always twisting out of form
I feel you just the same
I'll mark this path with stars that never fade
'Cause it's a long way home if you don't know the way
I watched you softly fade away and turn into something new
I know I'll see you once again
Closer and beyond
Let your spirit flow
All around this endless state
In a thousand years or so
The world will still be here
All lit up with atom bombs
We'll dance around as air
But for now a new journey awaits you again
And it's a long ride out, so strap yourself right in
I watched you softly fade away and turn into something new
I know I'll see you once again
Closer and beyond
Let your spirit flow
All around this endless state
Turn me on inside
Turn me on through time
Every time you go away
You kind of seem to change
Always twisting out of form
I feel you just the same
I'll mark this path with stars that never fade
'Cause it's a long way home if you don't know the way
I watched you softly fade away and turn into something new
I know I'll see you once again
Closer and beyond
Let your spirit flow
All around this endless state
In a thousand years or so
The world will still be here
All lit up with atom bombs
We'll dance around as air
But for now a new journey awaits you again
And it's a long ride out, so strap yourself right in
I watched you softly fade away and turn into something new
I know I'll see you once again
Closer and beyond
Let your spirit flow
All around this endless state
Turn me on inside
Turn me on through time
All my bags are packed I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breaking
This early morning
The taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
I'm ready, I'm so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'd wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
There so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
But I am now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go I think of you
Ever song I sing I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'd wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
Well now the time has come to leave your
One more time now let me kiss you
Close your eyes and I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alote
About the times that I won't have to say
Oh kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'd wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
But I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
But I'm leaving on a jet plane
Leaving on a jet plane
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breaking
This early morning
The taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
I'm ready, I'm so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'd wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
There so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
But I am now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go I think of you
Ever song I sing I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'd wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
Well now the time has come to leave your
One more time now let me kiss you
Close your eyes and I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alote
About the times that I won't have to say
Oh kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'd wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
But I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
But I'm leaving on a jet plane
Leaving on a jet plane
little birdy - "close to you"
oh take me home, don't give up on me
my selfish heart is alone tonight
wait, they say you always get your way
true love ain't doing me no good
i wanna let somebody out
and i need you now more than ever
and i need you now for me
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
wait, they say you always get your way
true love ain't doing me no good
i wanna let somebody out
and i need you now more than ever
and i need you now for me
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
oh take me home, don't give up on me
my foolish heart is alone tonight
abuse me more than ever
abuse me more than ever
i wanna be close to you
i wanna be close to you
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
oh take me home, don't give up on me
my selfish heart is alone tonight
wait, they say you always get your way
true love ain't doing me no good
i wanna let somebody out
and i need you now more than ever
and i need you now for me
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
wait, they say you always get your way
true love ain't doing me no good
i wanna let somebody out
and i need you now more than ever
and i need you now for me
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
oh take me home, don't give up on me
my foolish heart is alone tonight
abuse me more than ever
abuse me more than ever
i wanna be close to you
i wanna be close to you
i wanna be close to you when everyone is gone
crazy_viet
BoS Member
<b>COLDPLAY - FIX YOU</b>
When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
When the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
could it be worse?
Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
High up above or down below
when you too in love to let it go
If you never try you'll never know
Just what your worth
Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
Tears streaming down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears streaming down your face and I
Tears streaming down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face and I
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
When the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
could it be worse?
Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
High up above or down below
when you too in love to let it go
If you never try you'll never know
Just what your worth
Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
Tears streaming down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears streaming down your face and I
Tears streaming down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face and I
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you