Man Cuts Off His Own Head With A Chainsaw (1 Viewer)

[HalcyonSky]

No pictures?

checked liveleak, cant find anything

 

[Slidey]

Bloody hell now someone's going to steal your idea!
EDIT: Luv Vacuum Metastability Events.

Holy SHIT they are amazing. We're fucked. Fucked.

I love it because it's like "our particle colliders probably don't have enough energy to cause a vacuum metastability event" or "our atom smashers won't tear reality apart because if it was going to happen, cosmic rays would have already done it... right?"

Nevermind that still doesn't preclude the universe spontaneously tunnelling out of a local minimum one day like any good optimisation system...

FCUKED!

 

[xeuyrawp]

the neck is pretty durable man, it's thick, it's full of tendons and muscle and bone and other stuff

Yeah I know... I don't just think ancient human skeletons are pretty.

it had to be fixed, i dont think it's feasible for him to just fall on it and not have it move, jam or kick

either way, what the fuck.

Mebbe about it being fixed, but I really don't think a human neck would jam a saw unless it was really shit and old.

I know someone who had to cut up a bull with a chainsaw once, I'll ask him how it went.

 

[katie tully]

it'd be different using it tp cut something though, because you can control the saw
when youre just randomly launching your neck onto it, i really think it'd have to be fixed in place

fuck me though, i would have lol'd if he just maimed himself

 

[xeuyrawp]

it'd be different using it tp cut something though, because you can control the saw

Oh yeah absolutely... They won't release how it was done, though. I know a few bioarchaeologists who would either know or go test it and get back to us. =D

 

[Snaykew]

Extreme Emo.

Emos don't kill themselves.

 

[HalcyonSky]

the neck is pretty durable man, it's thick, it's full of tendons and muscle and bone and other stuff

it had to be fixed, i dont think it's feasible for him to just fall on it and not have it move, jam or kick

either way, what the fuck.

havn't you seen any of the decapitation videos? just using a blade rips through the neck pretty easily. Either that or Allah guides the blades with great strength.

 

[Explosions Hurt]

Cutting your head off with a chainsaw is like cutting your finger off with a knife! OUCH!

 

[moleskine]

I cut my head off with a chainsaw once. It's not as hard as you guys think.

 

[jordankuai22]

someone should 1up him.

like cutting off own head with bullets from 18 guns fired simultaniously

 

[Captian]

Where is a picture of this incident?

 

[YO!]

Where is a picture of this incident?

gotBANNED?

EDIT: That said, really funny picture.

 

[Iron]

The wart's a nice touch, I admit

 

[YO!]

The wart's a nice touch, I admit

What wart?