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fail... wtf lol

they shouldnt settle out of court.. he doesnt have a case...

if he was a dumbass to believe that using lynx gets 200 women swarming around ya, he is sadly sadly mistaken
My sentiments exactly.
 

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Im sure both Lynx and Red Bull packaging states that it not give advertised benefits.

Also its probably being settled out of court so Lynx lawyers wont get reprimanded for pissing themselves laughing at the stupid person.
 

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What a smart guy!
 

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Fake article is fake. ninemsn need to learn how to fact check.
 

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"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," Mr Bedi said in his court petition.

lol
 

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hmm, it was on news.com.au and smh.com.au earlier today, but for some reason the links have been taken down from their site...

interesting...
They took it down because someone brought it to their attention that it was fake.

They used a parody news site as a source lol: Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe | Faking News

Thats the original article they plagiarised.

I am surprised this incident wasnt on media watch...then again they wouldnt have had much time to prepare. We will see if it makes next weeks show.
 

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well from a few people I know who talk about this kind of stuff, they believe indians are the jews of the east.
 

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Can I sue Lynx and Brut for portraying men as sex driven meat headed chauvinists with the intellectual capacity to rival a stoned Koala.
 

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Can I sue Lynx and Brut for portraying men as sex driven meat headed chauvinists with the intellectual capacity to rival a stoned Koala.
Lol stoned Koala.

Blinky Bill, smoke those leaves.
 

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harden the fuck up, its softcocks like you that are making pussy kids in society. wouldnt actually surprise me if that article was real, indians are pretty stupid.
I think Lentern was being a little sarcastic.
 

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