Man's penis stuck in park bench (1 Viewer)

[katie tully]

A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Must have been a freaking small hole.

 

[BackCountrySnow]

couldnt he of just waited until he lost his boner?

 

[jb_nc]

so ronery

 

[katie tully]

couldnt he of just waited until he lost his boner?

Hahah I know right, it took them 4 hours to remove it from his dick.

Surely at one stage in those 4 hours he'd be like 'this is not sexy'

 

[your.knee]

this will probably headline channel ten late news

 

[chicky_pie]

I would love to sniff on that bench

 

[Zrap]

Park Benches are hot

 

[Snaykew]

The thrill of being stuck probably kept his boner up.

 

[bawd]

LOL. The stupid things people do sometimes. *shakes head*

 

[ctrlaltv]

ROFL. funniest thread i've seen all day

 

[Donski]

picz or its bullmotherfuckingshit.

 

[kate_is_me]

footage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDDDHs8Fsc&feature=related

 

[brixen]

Sounds like that Man was the only one with enough balls to stand up to that slut bench.

 

[melonkitten]

couldnt he of just waited until he lost his boner?

how could he?

its a park bench

 

[zstar]

The moral of this story kids is if you're going to have sex with park benches please bring some protection.

 

[brixen]

The problem is this. He would have put his weiner in floppy, and the "humping" motion would have got it hard (filled his wang with blood) and hence expanded, then the circulation would been cut off at the base of his dinger by the pipe on the bench. so when he got the metal around it cut off his sausage would have been blue, and if he didnt get help earlier he would have had to get his bopper cut off.

 

[jessi90]

Fucking Lol

 

[jewoneimon]

not quite able to picture how it happened, don't want to be able to picture it.....