mack
Banned
Is it going to be in the city? I think I'll just bum around the city....try and find a club thats <$40 to get into. I'll try and meet OJ.
...ok lol...Slide Rule said:But don't be tricked because KAren is actually not real because one day when she was taking a shower a bird flew past her widnwo and the bird landed on this guy was reading the newspaper, but the guy didn't like the bird so the bird shat on him and then the guy was like "i bomb you!" and the bird called the police and they started to arrest him but then the squirrel was like biting the policeman's nuts because squirrels like nuts but not some kinds like not the ones with worms in them like when you give somebody an apple with a worm and they take a bite and see half a worm in the apple and you're like "where's the other half" and then they try to kill you so you have to run away before the police come tro arrest you but the squirrels are on your side because they hate worms so they protect you by biting the policeman's nuts and he 's yelling and screaming "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" so you decide to hide in te pond with the fish and one fish says to you "gloop" and then you are covnerted and decide to become a Mormon and you're going round knocking on people's doors but one guy is like "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE OR I GET THIS GUN AND YOUR HEAD GOES SQUIRT SQUIRT" and then you run away into the nextdor neighbour's house but it's really your girlfriend's house so you decide to have sex and then the police raid your house and your arrested for having sex.
Yeah, that happened to me once too.Slide Rule said:But don't be tricked because KAren is actually not real because one day when she was taking a shower a bird flew past her widnwo and the bird landed on this guy was reading the newspaper, but the guy didn't like the bird so the bird shat on him and then the guy was like "i bomb you!" and the bird called the police and they started to arrest him but then the squirrel was like biting the policeman's nuts because squirrels like nuts but not some kinds like not the ones with worms in them like when you give somebody an apple with a worm and they take a bite and see half a worm in the apple and you're like "where's the other half" and then they try to kill you so you have to run away before the police come tro arrest you but the squirrels are on your side because they hate worms so they protect you by biting the policeman's nuts and he 's yelling and screaming "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" so you decide to hide in te pond with the fish and one fish says to you "gloop" and then you are covnerted and decide to become a Mormon and you're going round knocking on people's doors but one guy is like "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE OR I GET THIS GUN AND YOUR HEAD GOES SQUIRT SQUIRT" and then you run away into the nextdor neighbour's house but it's really your girlfriend's house so you decide to have sex and then the police raid your house and your arrested for having sex.
If you can wait 'til Wednesday I might be able to coax your beloved Laurie into giving you an in person demonstration~*HSC 4 life*~ said:karen, can you please show me how sex works
of course im not referring 2 u!Without Wings said:i hope you are referrin to em and not me!
haha ok bring on the spam!BreaKing said:damn u guys are up to 530 posts now! i have a lot of spamming to do :uhhuh:
wat did u get up 2?Without Wings said:happy new year everyone - wooh i still havent slept really, what a nite!
y? did u drink 2 much?mack said:My head.......owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwchie.
sounds like funWithout Wings said:out with friends partying - we crashed into bed at around 6am to doze off to sleep and be awoken again by the painter 10 mins later...
fascinating...mack said:All I remember is seeing a polar bear snowboarding down the street and crawling into bed at 8am......