McSex on an Airplane (1 Viewer)

[yoddle]

So I have a few long-haul flights booked for this year and I've mad emy New Year's resolution to join the Mile High Club, so how does one go about having sex on a plane? I mean obviously the toilets would be best as like doing it in public is a bit unwelcome, but I've never figured out how to do it undetected. I mean even in the middle of the night there's always people awake (e.g. flight attendants)...

so yeah, advice?

 

[emiliieee]

just do it, more fun if you get caught.

 

[emiliieee]

and nobody cares really, everyone knows

 

[Yasser Arafat]

have you done it

 

[emiliieee]

no, have you?

 

[scarybunny]

I think you have to be pretty skinny to fit two people in the toilet cubicle.


Try being a solo airman in the mile high club first?

Iono.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

no i have only been on like a tiny SAAB and they are tiny i barely fit in by myself

 

[scarybunny]

You'd have to scout out the bathroom before you both went in.

One of you would have to be small enough to perch on the sink while the other stands.

It could work. I don't know how you'd do it without anyone knowing, unless it was a particularly long flight and there was no queue for the loo.

 

[emiliieee]

scarybunny have you done it?

 

[scarybunny]

No.

I'm not keen on sex in a loo. Can't be hygienic.

 

[emiliieee]

true. now that i think of it i dont wanna try it lol

 

[breaking]

don't think i'd ever do it, like... it seems like it'd be awkward as fuck, and it can't be that hard to wait a few hours right?

 

[scarybunny]

I'd probably only do it in one of those private rooms with a bed in the fancy new planes. They cost like a bajillion dollars though, so it's not likely to ever happen.

 

[katietheskatie]

why would you want to fuck in a bathroom anyway, let alone one that's barely big enough for one person to fit in

 

[Jaylee42003]

I think the main reason people want to do it is cuz they a) want to cross it off their bucket list and b) use it as a late-night-drunk-conversation starter. It's really quite an achievement really. A disgusting one. But still an achievement.

 

[ChockoRepublic]

don't think i'd ever do it, like... it seems like it'd be awkward as fuck, and it can't be that hard to wait a few hours right?

the point is...doing it on the plane, you fucking idiot.

jesus christ

 

[williamc]

havnt done it, but def the most reputable place to have sex.

why would you want to fuck in a bathroom anyway, let alone one that's barely big enough for one person to fit in

convenience

 

[darkcounty]

Can you believe what I found. An entire site dedicated to this airplane shit. How to join the mile high club - an instructional video.

 

[theism]

seriously i'd advise against it.

there was this poster on this other forum who got caught.
he was arrested and jailed when reached his destination (it wasn't exactly a country which followed the rule of law, nor was it a sexually liberal country.

he was also banned from that airline, as well as their airline alliance.

of course it could be complete bullshit,
but yeah.

i mean you hear of people in dubai getting thrown in jail for kissing in public

 

[kevinx2]

then no fucking on emirates airlines