McSex on an Airplane (2 Viewers)

[yoddle]

the point is...doing it on the plane, you fucking idiot.

jesus christ

Thank you. Sigh.

Yeah wellz I'm mainly on Lufthansa, and you know those kinky Germans...but yeah maybez not on Iran Airlines.

 

[Jaylee42003]

Can you believe what I found. An entire site dedicated to this airplane shit. How to join the mile high club - an instructional video.

lol, erm, that's only a video, not an "entire site". But pretty funny videos on there.

 

[townie]

i think being gay yoddle, will also prestend some interesting challenges.

 

[yoddle]

I'm not gay anymore. I went to a Christian camp and realised the error of my ways.

JOKES.
But do you mean *present*? Probably only in finding a prospective partner, but two of my flights are in and out of San Francisco, so like, hello?!?

 

[Graney]

Share a blanket with your partner and a sly handjob would be easy.

 

[scarybunny]

That would be my suggestion exactly, Graney.

As long as you have tissues available or can easily duck into the loo for a cleanup.

PLAN AHEAD.

 

[scarybunny]

You have earned the award of Mile High Club- Solo airman.

 

[vanush]

They have video cameras in the bathrooms now.

 

[s-p-a-c-e-d]

i think being gay yoddle, will also prestend some interesting challenges.

flight attendants would be the least likely, but most ideal situation imo

 

[Teclis]

They have video cameras in the bathrooms now.

Last time I checked that was rather illegal

 

[lonely-lass]

I'd suggest you some other place to do it ... like a park or garden. I can't understand why do you have such a choice???

 

[ChockoRepublic]

and it's spelled 'aeroplane', not 'airplane'. that's the american spelling.

 

[emiliieee]

and it's spelled 'aeroplane', not 'airplane'. that's the american spelling.

ahahaha yeah. but us band rhcp spelt their song 'aeroplane'


anyways, wtf do it in the garden? lol park yeah but garden?

 

[pman]

They have video cameras in the bathrooms now.

BS, chinese airlines might but its not legal in aus so just fly qantas

 

[chelsea girl]

obviously it's way easier if you're with a partner and you just nip off undetected (while people are sleeping) to a loo away from the crew.

otherwise i would suggest taking full advantage of the free wine on your flight, getting super pissed, and then hanging out at the very back of the plane while people are sleeping and waiting for someone to come.

i think it's unspoken code or something.

worked for me.



also, the flight attendants can only really knock and ask if you're ok/can you hurry up if they want you to get out.

 

[skyline]

sex on a plane....that would be annoying, imagine your in a rough flight, and all the turbulence and shit and then u begin to puke and spew all over the god-damn place..man, that's just ridiculous, thats why you book for first class flights, where u have bigger seats and stuff lol

 

[s-p-a-c-e-d]

He got it out and then.......nothing.

huh?

DOES. NOT COMPUTE.

 

[zaxmacks]

I had a wet dream on a plane once. Am I part of the club yet?

 

[scarybunny]

Yeah Zoe I suppose if you're in the loos at the very back of the plane it's a bit easier because no seats are facing you.


And wet dreams... Mile High Club: Solo Airman badge only.

 

[zaxmacks]

Yeah Zoe I suppose if you're in the loos at the very back of the plane it's a bit easier because no seats are facing you.


And wet dreams... Mile High Club: Solo Airman badge only.

What if I got someone pregnant with that wet dream?