Monty Python's completely Useless Thread About The TV Series! (1 Viewer)

[stalk_if_u_dare]

I started one on the movie section about the monty python movies. but a lot of people are quoting from the tv series. So i thought i should put one here!

So, your fav quote peoples!

Hungarian: "Please fondle my buttons"......which is translated as "Could you tell me where the bus stop is?"

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

Hehe...Eric the half-a-bee!

 

[Snow Pea!]

"here is the wattle and emblem in our land you can put it in a bottle or hold it in your and.. AMEN"

"number 11.. more naughty bits..
number 12.. the naughty bits of a lady..
number 13 the naughty bits of a horse..
number 14 the naughty bits of an ant
number 15 the hand"

 

[bowman]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly,
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown a-way.

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly,
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown a-way.

One of my favs!..also "Never Be Rude To An Arab!"

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

gee i hope stalk if u dare gets over this obsession before i have history next.

I've had this obsession since i was a baby..i just keep it from you weird Lithgow people.

 

[Iron]

Valley-schmalley. You're pure Lithgow to a T....(is that even an expression? 'to a T', i mean. Perhaps I dreamt it)

You're sooo ambitious, aren't you...? You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste... Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you – Officer Starling...? That accent you're trying so desperately to shed – pure West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of the lamp...? And oh, how quickly the boys found you! All those tedious, sticky fumblings, in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere – yes? Getting all the way – to the F...B...I.
-Silence of the lambs (crazy Heidi and horror flicks)

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

im not a lithgow person.. im from The Valley!.

Valley = Lithgow Valley

Oh who cares...u're not from Sydney

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

HEY HEY!!!!

Stop it, this is for mointy python!

Have this fight else where...shall i start a thread for you two??

Non-school, called Fight Between Canberra & Lithgow Valley.

Be there or be square

 

[Iron]

Oooh that's reeal rich. Weird ass mofo? Am I? AM I? You have NO IDEA! *kicks furniture or something similar*...*hops around with stubbed toe*
Get a life *un-lithgow loser* So i'd be un-looserish if I were from the big L? 'cause i'd do it if it makes you happy

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

HEY HEY!!!!

Stop it, this is for mointy python!

Have this fight else where...shall i start a thread for you two??

Non-school, called Fight Between Canberra & Lithgow Valley.

Be there or be square

Ok, you two!

the tread is on....bitch about this there

Its at Non-school its called Fight between Canberra & Lithgow Valley

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

Whea!

Got rid of those two.

Now, back to the quotes!!!!!

"Attack Of The Killer Cars!!"

 

[white lady]

The Gumbies.

The Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook: "I will not by this record it is scratched" "My hovercraft is full of eels"

The Twit of the Year: "and Olivier has run himself over what a brave twit"

"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore and his horse Concord
He steals from the rich and gives to the poor
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore" - Dennis Moore and his Lupins

 

[psychosuperfly]

I would kill to hold the series in my arms
at one point i was willing to spend 250 dollars to buy it from their site but it wouldnt work on my dvd player

anyone know of any place that sell it?

 

[Iron]

If you're not bored by Python after y11, not even Dr Phil can help you

 

[niall045]

"get out! i dont want my house filled with filthy perverts."
"i dont much like the one of your voice" *bang* "alright, lets have a ding dong."

"its spelt raymond luxury-yacht but its pronounced throat wobbler mangrove."

oh its classic

 

[Finland Ahoy!]

Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me.
You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan.
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the hall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
You're so sadly neglected,
And often ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

 

[Keen]

I would kill to hold the series in my arms
at one point i was willing to spend 250 dollars to buy it from their site but it wouldnt work on my dvd player

anyone know of any place that sell it?

You can buy the Region 1 (from America) of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Check Amazon.com and you can buy the entire 16 set for $US140 (~$200 AUD).


Keen

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

*singing*

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!