Rosencrantz
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Silver nitrate you say....
Lets see, here are a few things that i've been cooking up for this year's muck up day (plus a few from previous years):
> Fake Dead Body. Due to the number of deaths of students our school has experienced, attempt to get hold of a dress shop mannikan (life like one) and hang it (with assistance) from the school's lighting rig above the stage. Place wet puddle at feet along with 'suicide letter' hide else where and watch the staff jump to conclusions.
> Steal the roll call books, remove (with care) the rolls and switch around with other roll call books.
Replace books.
Endless fun.
Watch the teachers start marking a roll and then realise that their roll has been switched with someone else's (even if they find out before that it will take them at LEAST 30 mins to put them in the right roll folders).
> Addium to switching rolls. Photocopy bum, place one copy in each roll call book. Gaurenteed to be shock to the teacher.
> Crime Scene. Get friend to lie on ground in odd position, draw chalk outline around body, add red paint (mixed with black and watered down) to get blood like paint. If you have friend in the emergency services (heh heh heh) get hold of police or ambulance tape and cordon off scene.
> Communists. Get hold of the Russian national anthem. Gather like minded comrades. Play on school sound system (which has speakers all over the school), proceed to stand with the right hand raised to shoulder height and clenched in a fist and looking solemn until the music stops. Otherwise march back and forth saying odd phrases in russian.
Gaurenteed to make your teachers laugh, shake head or look confused.
> Wheres that smell?! Take a prawn (or fish)...
> Paste pornography on the windows of the principals room (done by last years year 12).
> Park a mini inside the school building (actually done, it was carried up the stairs and put in the hall way. Heh)
> Steal flag poles. 'Nuff said.
> Place greased condoms on the door handles. Gaurenteed to scare prudish teachers off.
> Put honey on door handles.
> Thanks to this board... silver nitrate.
> In art rooms put a little bit of paint under the tap handle and then later the door handles. The person washes their hands, turns off the tap, wipes their hands and then yells in anger at often their not noticing their fingers were covered in paint!
> Off milk + year 7, 9 or 11 student = smelly student.
> For sale sign put outside school.
> Take up all the parking spots in the teachers car park.
> Chain gates closed after teachers have all parked.
> Fish oil/curdled gelationous milk on the tops of ceiling fans...
> Ye olde Milk, Eggs, Lemons, Water Bombs, Flour Bombs, Squirt Guns, etc bombardment (gotta love those catwalks - its a golden oldie).
> Dead rat/pigeon/etc in air conditioning vents (often happens naturally but you can always help things along or, even, substitute the animal for prawns or fish).
> Switch the monitors of the PCs of the school (so computer A's monitor is plugged into B, B is plugged into A's... etc)
> Place false 'do not use computer due to error' messages on random computers. Only a few. They have to look real. Gaurenteed to drive staff wild.
> Switch computer cables around. Computer won't work right until fixed.
> Relocate entire sections of library. That is to say move stack of books from one end to the other. If you have a very symmetrical library as there is here imagine the fun students will have finding the books.
Ahem those are just a few and none cost the school much at all and ONLY require you to tresspass (and not cause any real, long term damage). So go wild people! Do it for your school!
Lets see, here are a few things that i've been cooking up for this year's muck up day (plus a few from previous years):
> Fake Dead Body. Due to the number of deaths of students our school has experienced, attempt to get hold of a dress shop mannikan (life like one) and hang it (with assistance) from the school's lighting rig above the stage. Place wet puddle at feet along with 'suicide letter' hide else where and watch the staff jump to conclusions.
> Steal the roll call books, remove (with care) the rolls and switch around with other roll call books.
Replace books.
Endless fun.
Watch the teachers start marking a roll and then realise that their roll has been switched with someone else's (even if they find out before that it will take them at LEAST 30 mins to put them in the right roll folders).
> Addium to switching rolls. Photocopy bum, place one copy in each roll call book. Gaurenteed to be shock to the teacher.
> Crime Scene. Get friend to lie on ground in odd position, draw chalk outline around body, add red paint (mixed with black and watered down) to get blood like paint. If you have friend in the emergency services (heh heh heh) get hold of police or ambulance tape and cordon off scene.
> Communists. Get hold of the Russian national anthem. Gather like minded comrades. Play on school sound system (which has speakers all over the school), proceed to stand with the right hand raised to shoulder height and clenched in a fist and looking solemn until the music stops. Otherwise march back and forth saying odd phrases in russian.
Gaurenteed to make your teachers laugh, shake head or look confused.
> Wheres that smell?! Take a prawn (or fish)...
> Paste pornography on the windows of the principals room (done by last years year 12).
> Park a mini inside the school building (actually done, it was carried up the stairs and put in the hall way. Heh)
> Steal flag poles. 'Nuff said.
> Place greased condoms on the door handles. Gaurenteed to scare prudish teachers off.
> Put honey on door handles.
> Thanks to this board... silver nitrate.
> In art rooms put a little bit of paint under the tap handle and then later the door handles. The person washes their hands, turns off the tap, wipes their hands and then yells in anger at often their not noticing their fingers were covered in paint!
> Off milk + year 7, 9 or 11 student = smelly student.
> For sale sign put outside school.
> Take up all the parking spots in the teachers car park.
> Chain gates closed after teachers have all parked.
> Fish oil/curdled gelationous milk on the tops of ceiling fans...
> Ye olde Milk, Eggs, Lemons, Water Bombs, Flour Bombs, Squirt Guns, etc bombardment (gotta love those catwalks - its a golden oldie).
> Dead rat/pigeon/etc in air conditioning vents (often happens naturally but you can always help things along or, even, substitute the animal for prawns or fish).
> Switch the monitors of the PCs of the school (so computer A's monitor is plugged into B, B is plugged into A's... etc)
> Place false 'do not use computer due to error' messages on random computers. Only a few. They have to look real. Gaurenteed to drive staff wild.
> Switch computer cables around. Computer won't work right until fixed.
> Relocate entire sections of library. That is to say move stack of books from one end to the other. If you have a very symmetrical library as there is here imagine the fun students will have finding the books.
Ahem those are just a few and none cost the school much at all and ONLY require you to tresspass (and not cause any real, long term damage). So go wild people! Do it for your school!
