"You know why the worlds richest people include mainly businessmen or computer programmers? they are really engineers and don't want to tell anyone"
REALLLYYY NOWWWW?! *facepalm*
"Girls are attracted to engineers, it's scientifically proven because we dominate everyone"
Engineering is a sausage fest nearly, I don't think there's any girls to attract in the first place. Hence, why you do Commerce or Business...
"Without physics and extension maths, It's impossible to get 80+ unless you get 100% in each exam, scientists in UNSW proved it on channel 7"
Yeah... Economics and Chemistry scaling better than Physics is irrelevant. Feckin' 'Channel 7' :/ (but seriously this one made me laugh my head off)
"Engineers live longer than the rest of the population because their brain is overdeveloped"
They probably die earlier due to years of no exercise, late nights and consuming fast food all the time.... Happens to nearly everyone really...
"Engineers, especially civil engineers get so strong over the years, my uncle once lifted a car! omg you don't know how big he is.."
:/