need help like the rest of the desperate kiddos here :o (1 Viewer)

[Tulipa]

why does he have a warehouse?

 

[polymorph]

it's elementary. He needs to stash all the bodies of the people he previously invited to the warehouse.

 

[melimoo]

ahahaha oh god
its where he lives illegally.
he's only mean to work there (artists' studio) but they 'work really long hours' there
im kinda nervous. why am i nervous?

 

[azzie]

Have you guys had sex yet??
Please hurry it up if the answer is no, this is all too sweet and sickening to continue haha

 

[Purp|e]

hahah oh man, i missed this whole thread.... i had an empty house for like 3/4 days... as you may know, that has resulted in 3/4 days of me being umm 'indisposed'

zan is a total go-er... even the name makes me want to do him im going to be super disapointed if you didnt follow my earlier instructions and secks him.

hook us up with some secks updates, plz g. :wave:

 

[melimoo]

haha. yeah. i heard about this so-called 'indisposition' (totally not the right word)
you goose
of course you love the name. we're gonna be super friends with super lovers
went and had tea with him. and swooned alot. and he gave me a shirt and a mix cd <3
fuck i love him
<3<3<3<3

 

[melimoo]

hmmm
i dream about the boy
get an email from the boy
speak to the boy for the first time in ages on msn

tells me he's broken up with his girlfriend of 3 yrs. and now we are talking about porn. wow. my mind is exploded officially.,

is it wrong to be happy and hopeful?

zan baby you can fuck me over a million times and i will still love you

too soon to ask for coffee? lul

 

[ur_inner_child]

I think Stef posted a really clever way of doing it somewhere, but somewhere along the lines of:

Hey do you want to coffee? I'm going with a few friends, you can bring your girlfriend if you want?

If he says he doesn't have one, bingo.

hahaha sorta. I'm so late in catching up to this. My way was to "find out" whether they do have one. Not to ask them out.

*any conversation*

"You saw that movie with your boyfriend ay"
"How are you getting home? Are you getting picked up by your boyfriend?"
etc


and finally:

"Oh you don't have a boyfriend? Oh but for someone that looks like you its safe to assume you do."

*cashes in*

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

ok
so through quite a number of large coincidences i have decided that there is this one boy i most definitely want to snag. i must for it is obviously fate. that and he's like the most perfect in every way possible and i've been reduced to hours of giggling and can't stop thinking about him. its sickening.
so the story is i've only met him twice and i got a random email from him the other day and now im sending one back and i want to be like "lolz we should head out for coffee sometime" but am afraid of sounding like a desperate poncey dickknob. so how do i organise to see him again? (ps. not sure of his relationship status - hoping for single!! )

um, yeah any ideas?

start of be talking and flirting a bit even if its via email, before you ask him out...........
thats most definate. no need to pounce on him and rid of all the fun.

 

[melimoo]

hahaha sorta. I'm so late in catching up to this. My way was to "find out" whether they do have one. Not to ask them out.

*any conversation*

"You saw that movie with your boyfriend ay"
"How are you getting home? Are you getting picked up by your boyfriend?"
etc


and finally:

"Oh you don't have a boyfriend? Oh but for someone that looks like you its safe to assume you do."

*cashes in*

haha see i tried this 'are you living with yr girlfriend?' and got nothing
hmmm, but we've been talking quite a bit and

but im going to wait for him to make the move now on accountof he just broke up with his girlfriend :/

but im seeing him on the 25th!!!!!!!!! wooooooo

 

[chelsea girl]

someone's in looooove!

 

[fibby.2006]

you should go ahead and ask him out for coffee...the way i see it,,,u can always deny that u were asking him out on a date if he gets any ideas and confronts u about it,, and no its not stalkerish to ask a guy out for coffee,, if he's single he might just be shy who knows,,, he might be glad you took the initiatives,,, and if he gets ne ideas that u were asking him out,,, but if ur scared,, just be really casual abt it or u can ask for some company...sorta like :i'm bored.. wanna meet up for coffee tomorow/whenever suitable ??? man...if ur toking to him about porn,, seriously theres probably nothing that should make you freak out this much anymore.

 

[withoutaface]

but im going to wait for him to make the move now on accountof he just broke up with his girlfriend :/

Fail Meli. Waiting for the other person to make a move will often end in regret and wondering at what might have been. Spend a couple of hours with him, say "That was fun, we should really do it again", then when you first see him that next time ask him how he'd feel about stepping up the second coffee to a date.

 

[ur_inner_child]

Fail Meli. Waiting for the other person to make a move will often end in regret and wondering at what might have been. Spend a couple of hours with him, say "That was fun, we should really do it again", then when you first see him that next time ask him how he'd feel about stepping up the second coffee to a date.

I agree with this.

 

[Chris.]

dont tell him so soon though..he just broke up with his gf he might not wana hear this from you right now..but if he says nothing for a long time tell him eventually

goodluck mate!

 

[Atticus.]

melli
intro me to this man and ill facillitate
all worry is thus removed from the situation

 

[Skeeta]

haha oh god i can just imagine the interrogation tom!

 

[Atticus.]

oh no there is a big difference between interrogation and facillitation
ask borndancer HA

 

[melimoo]

hmmm. i dont know. at the moment just playing the whole thing by ear. i feel kinda wierd trying to jump onto the wagon so early...
but i invited him to our next victoria park pissup as he lives like 5 mins away lol

and tom i think you would scare the boy you're both far too intense in different ways to be within a 2km radius of each other hahaha

we'll see what happens on the 25th
thanks guys

 

[melimoo]

*zan shows meli website for the bar he works at*
Your Love, The Destroyer says:
very swanky indeed!!!
Your Love, The Destroyer says:
i'm impressed
zan says:
and you are single? wow!


except i was too blonde and didn't realise what he was saying so i couldnt be like "lolz not if you have anything to do with it" i suck at life
hahaha