Nerd Sex... (1 Viewer)

[Bobness]

Bookstores are pretty awesome (speaking as a nerd). Sappho Books, also a cafe, on Glebe Pt Rd is fairly doable.

Oh em gee, let's have secks

We may have bumped into each other at MB before.

But now all english tuts are in that fancy webster building, lulz.

 

[Ennaybur]

Bookstores are pretty awesome (speaking as a nerd). Sappho Books, also a cafe, on Glebe Pt Rd is fairly doable.

agreed

 

[Supah02]

Holy shit, everyones having a go at me =)


aww fuk itt

to Charizard: seroiusly wtf pokemon? get a life b4 you talk

to Bobness: you know it, i know it... you got a ugly head so you dont put a pic of yourself as your avatar and hide behind the internet... "i think it's the sports that's getting to his head. By sports i mean his second-rate sexual experience" no way you would have the balls to talk to me in real life. yup english is my first language, i talk normally but it may seem weird to you as you talk lyk a dumb cunt pussy.

to Triple777ER: i dont wanna be mean but, obiuosly your a freek with you plane obbsession.


lyk lyk lyk later losers

 

[zeam]

recite pie to 400 decimel places she very horny after that

 

[Blazamane]

Sorry about the title, but now that I've got your attention i want to ask a question. How do you go about asking out a nerdy girl. Do you recite poetry, mathematically prove that you belong together? I would like input from intellegent girls or guys who have sucessfully dated a nerdy girl.

Also where would be a good place for a first date (she likes english, and science)?

Or you could try date rape

 

[Mongoosedog]

You should like invite her over for a study session and etc...

then draw lines one centimetre apart on your penis and tell her its your new ruler

 

[Riet]

then draw lines one centimetre apart on your penis and tell her its your new ruler

But what happens if you wannt measure more than 30 cm? Or in your case more than 10?

 

[Blazamane]

But what happens if you wannt measure more than 30 cm? Or in your case more than 10?

Can't you count? the progression goes as follows; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30

not

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 29, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 10, 30

Either way its still will be long enough

 

[Riet]

That makes no sense and wasn't funny.

 

[Blazamane]

That makes no sense and wasn't funny.

Why must I explain to the idiot with the helmet; You made the implication that mongoosedog's penis was 10cm long; I made the retort that you could not count, placing the 10cm mark in place of the 29 making mongoosedogs penis at least 29cm long, hence calling you an uneducated idiot that can not count.

I went furthermore to show you how to count finalising my claim with a statement assuring you that although you can not count Mongoosedogs penis still remains longer then 10cm,

By the way, wear the helmet or ditch it, you look like a twat.

 

[invisiblekid91]

That made perfect sense and i'm super gay.

no need to put yourself down there Riet

 

[Riet]

Yeh but the assumption I can't count and am uneducated is completely fucking stupid and nonsensical.

1. Why would I wear a helmet inside?
2. Have you seen How I Met Your Mother?

 

[Zrap]

NPH aka Barney is a god

 

[Blazamane]

Yeh but the assumption I can't count and am uneducated is completely fucking stupid and nonsensical.

1. Why would I wear a helmet inside?
2. Have you seen How I Met Your Mother?

Q1 Answer: To hide that face
Q2 Answer: No but you dont want to see how I met yours

 

[invisiblekid91]

Q1 Answer: To hide that face
Q2 Answer: No but you dont want to see how I met yours

you sir, are full of win

 

[Zrap]

Nah full of predictable comebacks

 

[Blazamane]

Nah full of irritable paperbacks

kthx

 

[Riet]

I can't imagine how you could have, please go on.

 

[Blazamane]

Well it all started when I ate my first lego piece, It was delicious and I slowly grew a fetish for eating things dubbed "Not Edible" hence I naturally progressed to books

 

[Riet]

How'd you develop from books to ashes?