MUSCLES REVEALED
i know too bookie, because i found out...i did some snooping around and found out who muscles really is, and who he goes for...
Muscles, Muscles, Muscles. I understand now why you are addicted to steroids. If i was a Bulldogs supporter like yourself, and having guys like Willie Mason to look up to- then i would probably be a drugo too. Your illiterate way of speech and your obvious lack of knowledge in structuring a sentence is now understandable. The fact you cannot tell apart "one" or "won" is evidenced by the fact, you are surrounded by some pretty comprehensible circumstances. Though, we ARE grateful for fans like you. You keep the police force employed and active.
You truly do amuse us. Now, we do understand why you steal comebacks and jokes. It’s in your nature obviously.
Seeing as you love us so much to share your pathetic and stolen jokes, here’s one specially done for you:
Steve Folks hears of new young recruit who lives in Bosnia. Folks catches a plane to war torn Bosnia and tracks the young boy down. He risks life and limb dodging bombs, bullets and grenades but finally find him and convince him to come to Australia.
The boy does a full pre-season, plays all the practice matches and gets picked on the bench in the seniors for the first game of the year. Ten minutes into the first quarter, Big Willie down with a severe knee injury. Folk turns to the boy and says "This is it son, go to prop and show us what you can do."
The boy proceeds to play the greatest debut game in NRL history. He scores three tries, makes five try saving tackles, and makes 40 hit ups.
Folks tells the team what the boy from Bosnia has been through and that he is a model lesson for all. Folks then pulls the boy aside and says "Go into my office son, ring your Mother and tell her what you did today". He proceeds to do so.
"Mum", he says down the phone, "Guess what I did today? "I don't care what you did today his Mother replies. "I tell you what happened here today", she goes on. "Your Dad was murdered, our house torched, our car blown up, your sister raped and your brother abducted." "Gee," says the boy. "I feel a bit responsible for what happened". The Mother replies "So you should be. If it wasn't for you we wouldn't have shifted to Canterbury."
Stop harassing and picking out flaws in other people’s teams, we don’t care that you are observant. Go observe how shit your own team is at the moment. It truly is lame and pathetic. Just because you won the premiership last year- doesn’t mean you have the superior right to bag out other teams who played shit this year. You’re fucken 12th for god’s sake. And don’t blame injuries, blame your own players who can’t deal with pressure and who are not up to scratch and yes, choking. THAT’S RIGHT, DOGS CHOKING.. And perhaps blame your own club for signing some guy for 400k and being ripped off because he’s injured for ½ his contracted years. Damn stupidity. It’s also funny, because you managed to tease all the teams that were way ahead of you in the ladder. Why, didn’t you observe that aspect pumpkin?
Look at the clubs you have teased and how they have beaten your team:
Sharks: Round 4- 26-12
Roosters: Round 6- 29-16, Round 26- 32-12
Eels: Round 23- 56-4
Dragons: Round 1- 46-28 (yes, you won. Wow, Look where they are on the ladder and look where YOU are.)
Your own records over the years have been shit. Don’t comment on other people’s teams and what they have achieved over the years. In 2002, you were last. And why?, bcos u rorted the salary cap. So don’t dare comment or call the Roosters the stupid name Rorters because then, you’ll just being a hypocrite. As the joke goes:
Q: Why do Bulldog's administrators never drink out of the bottle?
A: Because they can never manage to get the cap back on.
Your own players are also bloody pathetic. Either they can’t keep their legs closed or their mouths closed. Drunken Rampages, Rape Allegations, Abusive Personas- go criticize how shit your own players are before you start commenting on other teams and voicing the stupid opinions you have. Idiots who bloody mess up their own office is rather stupid. Actually, total stupidity.
Don’t even get us started on your fans. Whilst it is true, we cant generalize- it does make us wonder when guys like you decide to give your own fans a bad name by being a bitch to other teams and then not having the balls to tell us who you support. And clearly not having much support for your own team when you start fighting in the stands than participate in watching your team lose. Anyways, the point is- we found out who you support for AND we just wanted to say, that you must have great support for a team who you obviously don’t have the balls to tell us bcos you cant defend them. However, we do understand- it is difficult to defend a team of rapedogs.
And how do we know- well
Shifty, we know a lot.
-Shortygb (figuring out who you really are) and Kimi (the essay, of course).
and i suppose you would remember this:
http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/9919/scoreboard9hq.jpg
theres my "worthless 2 cents" muscles...enjoy my parramattitude!
