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YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

Ebony's boobs are too big to wear strapless dresses because big boobs without support sag down due to gravity and become uncomfortable and ewwy.
Ann's boobs are too small to wear strapless dresses because small boobs don't fill out the front and the dress moves around and it becomes uncomfortable and shit.

GET SOME FEMALE FRIENDS THAT ARE COMFORTABLE WITH YOU AND YOU'D NO THIS (Stop being such a creep)
Thank you.

And I mislead a little. I can wear a strapless dress, but it has to actually be my size. I can normally get away with wearing clothes a size bigger than me, but not with these sorts of dresses.
 

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ahahahahahaahha


hi my names jarryd, do u want fries with that?
 

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Wear a hair net, or people will get a mcsurprise in their mcdiabetic shakes.
 

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ahahahahahaahha
hi my names jarryd, do u want fries with that?
It's Jarrod.
Although, there is a really gay guy in front area named Jarryd. So, you're right... that's weird.
Also, some people call him gay Jarrod when I'm there. (I'm still confused as to who you're talking about/to)

Wear a hair net, or people will get a mcsurprise in their mcdiabetic shakes.
I have to put my hair back and under my hat and shit. I'm supposed to tie it but fuck that.
 

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I have to put my hair back and under my hat and shit. I'm supposed to tie it but fuck that.
Yeah, fuck hygiene. Let them taste your golden, potato encrusted greasy hair pubes. (you'll see)
 

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They're eating maccas. I doubt they care.
I also wash and brush my hair before work. Gosh.
Hey fatties have feelings too. Just because they can't see their feet or their dicks anymore, doesn't mean they don't care.
Was talking about the delicious juices that would get all over you, DURING work....the manager likes them young and white.
 

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Hey fatties have feelings too. Just because they can't see their feet or their dicks anymore, doesn't mean they don't care.
Was talking about the delicious juices that would get all over you, DURING work....the manager likes them young and white.
Wot? 0.o

You look bad with that hair and hat

GET A HAIRCUT
I know, I need one but I don't know what to get.
 

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