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ZEROtheHERO
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" cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. " sounds painful.
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clydeeeeeeeeee
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But this wasn't a Candiru (a parasitic catfish). It was from the Betta genus - aka a Siamese Fighting Fish.withoutaface said:
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I know, but the Candiru is still fucked.
JaredR
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Interesting... how a fish could defy gravity and swim upright? Sounds more like it was forced in...
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fucking facepalm.JaredR said:
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lolwithoutaface said:
A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is insufficient to oppose the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. Only a larger fish such as a Salmon or Trout could leap the required distance, however there will be an obvious size of fish versus size of penis issue here.
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genius.
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Oh man, i need counselling just from reading that, *squirms in seat*