soloooooo
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Re: First Presidential Debate
Obama reveals he is a lizard.>It's November 6, 2012 and Americans are headed to the polls to choose the President of our fair nation.
>The American people, in their ignorance and desire not to be seen as racist, give Obama a second term.
>Now freed from having to pretend he cares about the people and the Constitution, Obama declares himself the I
mmortal God King of America.
>Whites are enslaved, laws no longer apply to Negroes, and Reality TV is the only entertainment allowed.
>The Dow falls to 563, unemployment rises to 85% and most of the United States is given away to the Mexicans.
>As Mitt Romney stands amongst the rubble of our once great nation, he laments "If only I could have stopped this" as a single tear rolls down his cheek.