Rap Battles. (1 Viewer)

[redruM]

sam04u, le pwnd.

yo yo butch i fucked your mum twice last night
only afta ur grandma gave me a fright
cos she lost her dentures in the night
lucky out of my cock she didnt take a bite

and from me dont think you can run
cos yo ass is as big as yo mamas bun
next up imma get my big fat gun
gonna show you how ta hav some fun

that means imma fuckin blow your head off
you scrawny little mummys boy toff
You sing like David Hasellhoff
Its only blood thatll come out with your cough

But right now i gotta study for maths extension
Its pretty easy, its all perception
bet you wouldnt know, cos youre general maths, 2nd dimension?
all you got is some calculator tension

but me, i gotta sub usinA=x to integrate
Or multiply mass by 9.8 to get the weight
De Moivre, Newton, Euclid, it aint them I hate
Its finishin early so I dont get late
Cos I wanna do nCr and probability
Before I figure out more AM GM inequalty
find the sin x/x limit infintiy
Before I hit the circle geometry
Gotta find a + ib in mod-arg form
that cubic polynomial looks like worm
Better find out this hyperbolas tangent and norm
Cos I gotta keep up my top 10 ranking form

Thats brilliant. hahahahha

 

[sam04u]

Litte weak few punchlines, thats a lie
You actually rapped before, yeah good try
See, you got this thing a little confused
Your thuglife rhymes had me a bit bemused

This shit out your mind, goddam its a crime
Lets just look at a line from your next rhyme

I-Create-Aidz, I-Eat-Hand-Grenadez, I-Got-It-Made
Thats more wack than a blind man with Gucci shades

But that ain't as bad as you explaining the words you use
Its the internet, www.thesaurus.com, dude

Oh by the way HipHop, I heard Obie Trice is touring here too
First Jay, now him, this shit is so fuckin cool.

you create aids?

I fluctuate, my rhymes pergulate, last time
I used a sin/sign, I had to integrate.
I regulate, on kids like you, who think they copulate,
instead, red like bacteria he, germinate! (rofl)

I'm too-tired, like a bicycle?

 

[hiphophooray123]

hahhahaha ur rap was awesome redrum . obie trice? finally, a rap concert that i wont have trouble getting my mates to go to!!!!! i like obie trice, but where'd u hear this?


fuck sam04u dumbass lame faggot get the fuck out of the music forum. It's bad enough you get pwned all the time in the current affairs forum.

 

[redruM]

you create aids?

I fluctuate, my rhymes pergulate, last time
I used a sin/sign, I had to integrate.
I regulate, on kids like you, who think they copulate,
instead, red like bacteria he, germinate! (rofl)

I'm too-tired, like a bicycle?

Here is the thing, pay attention to what I said
I predicted YOUR next rhyme, and it went over your head
Looks like you only deal with simple rhymes, its ok though
You're like a retarded kid who just won a game of play dough

I got a bit of time before I head to bed
So we'll play a little game that'll leave your face red

Try to use words that exist, for example pergulate
Couldn't think of another word, trying to speculate?
Oh you call me a kid, what you tryin to say
Ask your sis what shes getting me for Father's Day
You are like a bicycle, infact its hereditary
You're mums one too, but thats another story

So may I suggest, just try to digest
That you're nothing in this contest
Grab your Tupac CDs, donate em to St Vinnes
If you want something hard, listen to Killer Bees.

hahhahaha ur rap was awesome redrum . obie trice? finally, a rap concert that i wont have trouble getting my mates to go to!!!!! i like obie trice, but where'd u hear this?


fuck sam04u dumbass lame faggot get the fuck out of the music forum. It's bad enough you get pwned all the time in the current affairs forum.

Nothing confirmed, just heard from a friend, who heard from a different friend. I just hope its true.

 

[dillian]

A Rap about Religion (the Subject)

I hate Relgion, buddhism or christian
i dont really give a fuck because i never listen
thats the only class that im missing
as in not going to it
my teacher asks for the homework she can blow it
its not even worth a unit, because its compulosory
well thats what told to me, speaking of the subject
i got the trial in 2 hours and i aint even picked up a book yet

peace

 

[butch14589]

yo yo butch i fucked your mum twice last night
only afta ur grandma gave me a fright
cos she lost her dentures in the night
lucky out of my cock she didnt take a bite

and from me dont think you can run
cos yo ass is as big as yo mamas bun
next up imma get my big fat gun
gonna show you how ta hav some fun

that means imma fuckin blow your head off
you scrawny little mummys boy toff
You sing like David Hasellhoff
Its only blood thatll come out with your cough

But right now i gotta study for maths extension
Its pretty easy, its all perception
bet you wouldnt know, cos youre general maths, 2nd dimension?
all you got is some calculator tension

but me, i gotta sub usinA=x to integrate
Or multiply mass by 9.8 to get the weight
De Moivre, Newton, Euclid, it aint them I hate
Its finishin early so I dont get late
Cos I wanna do nCr and probability
Before I figure out more AM GM inequalty
find the sin x/x limit infintiy
Before I hit the circle geometry
Gotta find a + ib in mod-arg form
that cubic polynomial looks like worm
Better find out this hyperbolas tangent and norm
Cos I gotta keep up my top 10 ranking form

dude what part of start
did u take like a retard?
this site was meant 2 b clean,
but now made me all mean and green,
with ur obscene
lyrics cummin out of yo dirty mouth,
coz imma kick u ass, thats my oath,
and bitch math ryhme is a crime,
but mine they just sublime.
so ill end this shit with a kiss my ass
and pay attention in ur math class.



u just got served!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bookie]

dude what part of start
did u take like a retard?
this site was meant 2 b clean,
but now made me all mean and green,
with ur obscene
lyrics cummin out of yo dirty mouth,
coz imma kick u ass, thats my oath,
and bitch math ryhme is a crime,
but mine they just sublime.
so ill end this shit with a kiss my ass
and pay attention in ur math class.



u just got served!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe you homie didnt pick it up
its called lolz irony, a grade stuff
and hence i did extacly what you say not what to do
cos im da bookman big badabing badaboo

but right now bitch i got trials
missed 12 weeks of school, but that aint no denial
of the shit i write cos its vile
them markers are gonna choke on their piles

cos you see ma man ive got modules, english paper 2
and right now ive got no idea what to do
so i gotta find out how ridley scotts message gets through
and hows it reflects that made by aldous huxley, est 1932

and then cos i missed so much of the year
my teacha said "yo home boy, yo clear"
and then she said "you dont have to do lear"
so of module b, i gots no fear

but then i gotta do this module c in time
two related texts and rob sitchs frontline
only problem is ive got no texts for mine
so ive really gotta go, laters, learn to rhyme.

 

[butch14589]

maybe you homie didnt pick it up
its called lolz irony, a grade stuff
and hence i did extacly what you say not what to do
cos im da bookman big badabing badaboo

but right now bitch i got trials
missed 12 weeks of school, but that aint no denial
of the shit i write cos its vile
them markers are gonna choke on their piles

cos you see ma man ive got modules, english paper 2
and right now ive got no idea what to do
so i gotta find out how ridley scotts message gets through
and hows it reflects that made by aldous huxley, est 1932

and then cos i missed so much of the year
my teacha said "yo home boy, yo clear"
and then she said "you dont have to do lear"
so of module b, i gots no fear

but then i gotta do this module c in time
two related texts and rob sitchs frontline
only problem is ive got no texts for mine
so ive really gotta go, laters, learn to rhyme.

learn to ryhme?
man ur the one with no sense of time,
ur goes tick.............tock...tick......plop,
it aint worth readin,
its a worthless as meadin,
an even less known,
and thisd is just what ive shown.

 

[Bookie]

what the omgbbq fuck?
thats not even a comeback, you suck
admit it, you ran out of luck
youre creativty = echo of duck

 

[Crestwood's_G]

what the omgbbq fuck?
thats not even a comeback, you suck
admit it, you ran out of luck
youre creativty = echo of duck

haha marsupalami!!!

seriously id kill all yall intellectually mwahahha

consitancy varies, win or lose like mobb deep
drop shit on fairies, a sin you choose when ya styles sloppy
everyone in this thread is plain like pizza with cheese topping
playing it cool, temperatiures zero degrees and dropping

okkkkkkkkkk

come with the personals mwahhaha

leave you verbally hurting, i dont need no university
no fucking degree, to get a job overseas
yeah you have a doctrine, what year is this?
before you didnt need a paper just some experience
doctor why you sweating like fat guys at gyms?
straight from UTS thrown in the deep end, you cant swim
sinking like ships, done by loose lips of informants
didnt do 4unit english but im a lyrical torment
fucking nerds, spending everyday studying all ya life
prime years are wasted you have a job but no wife
parents are like rick ross they pushed you to the limit
to make digits, but a real LIFE you fucking missed it

 

[Oddy Nocki]

Tonight got nothing, no fight, no fire,
I despize this, but despite this throw no pink fits,
I'll use my quick wits plus some big balls to get the ball rolling,
snap my fingers I don't believe it a verse is emerging,
converging out some magical soup,
I re-group now so elated,
that girl to the left of me has fainted
if I stand up proud, yell loud my intentions
of our interactions, Will I recieve more or least attention?
Because the girl in question later I plan to rape her,
whoops... I ment mate with her,
A quick stab with my saber
I'll be done, no tougue,
Now I don't care if doesn't even care if she fakes it,
Nah, I'll just twist her tit that's about close as I'll ever come
to touching some girl's clitorus at least on this particular public bus
can't stand the fuss and stares, those harden look from eyes deeper then chasms from all the old bag to those men who look like grizely adams
I mean bear, I wouldn't care but the sight of old homeless filthy cock makes me block my esophagus in a vain attempt to stop the force and causes my phallus go ever so soft.

 

[*Love-2-Hate-U*]

maybe you homie didnt pick it up
its called lolz irony, a grade stuff
and hence i did extacly what you say not what to do
cos im da bookman big badabing badaboo

but right now bitch i got trials
missed 12 weeks of school, but that aint no denial
of the shit i write cos its vile
them markers are gonna choke on their piles

cos you see ma man ive got modules, english paper 2
and right now ive got no idea what to do
so i gotta find out how ridley scotts message gets through
and hows it reflects that made by aldous huxley, est 1932

and then cos i missed so much of the year
my teacha said "yo home boy, yo clear"
and then she said "you dont have to do lear"
so of module b, i gots no fear

but then i gotta do this module c in time
two related texts and rob sitchs frontline
only problem is ive got no texts for mine
so ive really gotta go, laters, learn to rhyme.

haha bookie you NERD!

 

[sam04u]

hahhahaha ur rap was awesome redrum . obie trice? finally, a rap concert that i wont have trouble getting my mates to go to!!!!! i like obie trice, but where'd u hear this?


fuck sam04u dumbass lame faggot get the fuck out of the music forum. It's bad enough you get pwned all the time in the current affairs forum.

Check This Fag....

I'll rip this queer, like ocean tides, that pull away,
Cause you ain't pimpin.. infact.. you a "Whore Ayy?" (Horay)

I'm in contentment, you could say I could this shit made,
The only time you're in numbers is... the Gay and Lesbian parade.

1, 2, 3? yeah, kid you're just a fkn rookie,
The only Hop you got, is suckin off that nigga bookie

I'll sever you, in pieces, with a butchers knife,
You aint hard dawg, infact your that guy "Butch's Wife",

How'd you get aids? Dude, we know u only get ya mum...
Cause even with a calculator... this faggot wouldn't get 'SUM' (some)

So, take what left, of your newly diminished pride,
and take a vacation, witness protection, yah just snitch and hide.

Dude, just take your shit, and leave this thread man your 'shit' is lame,
But' I'm like the Scoreboards man... my shit's on top of the game....

 

[sam04u]

Here is the thing, pay attention to what I said
I predicted YOUR next rhyme, and it went over your head
Looks like you only deal with simple rhymes, its ok though
You're like a retarded kid who just won a game of play dough

I got a bit of time before I head to bed
So we'll play a little game that'll leave your face red

Try to use words that exist, for example pergulate
Couldn't think of another word, trying to speculate?
Oh you call me a kid, what you tryin to say
Ask your sis what shes getting me for Father's Day
You are like a bicycle, infact its hereditary
You're mums one too, but thats another story

So may I suggest, just try to digest
That you're nothing in this contest
Grab your Tupac CDs, donate em to St Vinnes
If you want something hard, listen to Killer Bees.Nothing confirmed, just heard from a friend, who heard from a different friend. I just hope its true.

Huh? Check this hobo-hobo-domo! arigato!...mr fahgahto

Check this kid, lyrically, he's embarassing
You wouldn't be hot, even if you were mixed with kerosene
When I'm done with you, you wont feel your legs man my skillz "IS NUMMING"
Even with my dick in your ear "YOU STILL WONT HEAR ME COMING" (cumming)

The only way you could 'Beat me', is on your knees, (beat me off)
Cause, you're the only fool I know, lame enough to rap about B's,
Like the B'Gs, I bet you wanna C'Ds, nuts in ya face,
Cause, like twista, my shit is way to fast paced,

Infact, my shit is hotta then a breville,
It's way above your mental deffiecency level.

Oh, shiz, I can't call you stupid cause they'll say I'm "politcally incorrect",
But, I'm catch ya balls with my shoe like, Shaq's "Ability Intercept"

Cause, I'm triumphant, always exceeding, and still succeding,
I'm impeding, on this kid, who's lyrically bleeding, and pleading...
For me to quit this beating.

And while he's reading, hes creeding, and seeding, through everything I say, needing to find a way,

But listen... Kid your gay...

So, I won't be slack, and tell you where you Lack...
it's that.... Only if bukkaked from behind, will you ever get a 'comeback' (cum back)

 

[Supra]

yo yo butch i fucked your mum twice last night
only afta ur grandma gave me a fright
cos she lost her dentures in the night
lucky out of my cock she didnt take a bite

and from me dont think you can run
cos yo ass is as big as yo mamas bun
next up imma get my big fat gun
gonna show you how ta hav some fun

that means imma fuckin blow your head off
you scrawny little mummys boy toff
You sing like David Hasellhoff
Its only blood thatll come out with your cough

But right now i gotta study for maths extension
Its pretty easy, its all perception
bet you wouldnt know, cos youre general maths, 2nd dimension?
all you got is some calculator tension

but me, i gotta sub usinA=x to integrate
Or multiply mass by 9.8 to get the weight
De Moivre, Newton, Euclid, it aint them I hate
Its finishin early so I dont get late
Cos I wanna do nCr and probability
Before I figure out more AM GM inequalty
find the sin x/x limit infintiy
Before I hit the circle geometry
Gotta find a + ib in mod-arg form
that cubic polynomial looks like worm
Better find out this hyperbolas tangent and norm
Cos I gotta keep up my top 10 ranking form

that was awesome...u win

 

[Bookie]

damn straight now my trials are done
this rapping shit is gonna get a tad more fun
that is, if this thread gets to post 41
cos thatll be unlikely, your head, my gun

of course, i gotta study all day
who the hell said life is work and play?
to a social life I say 'nay'
and it sucks even more, becuase I'm gay

I need to study to get a U-A-I
I need to fill myself up with all those pies
I need to know how Frontline tells lies
Then I need to talk with the guys
About how in Year 9 we did lord of the flies
When I still wore a junior tie
If my uai is not 100, i will cry
then ill go on a muthafuckin spree, youll die

 

[Pilgrim]

This thread is pathetic, especially dillain. You have no skill dont act like you do.

 

[butch14589]

This thread is pathetic, especially dillain. You have no skill dont act like you do.

yeah well if thats true u show us how its done!!!!!!!!!

 

[dillian]

This thread is pathetic, especially dillain. You have no skill dont act like you do.

all talk and no action

Pilgrim, i hope you never have children
or ill force them to jump off a very tall building
your all talk and no action, all youve got is a reaction
and a stupid opinion it wasnt my desicion to kick this
dont matter what you say you cannot diss this
this is the internet a bit of fun, and your all acting
like im your son, telling me what to do
ill have to bottle your whole lame terrigal crew
just cos you live in some stupid by pass
your probly high rocking up to class
your uai will be lower than ure Iq divided by thirty three
so stop talking shit and step up as an e-mc
your just a geek sucking up piece of crap
im putting a hole in the map, while your just kicking back
saying yeh hes this and hes that, wheres your rap
oh its probly at the kebab shop
you obviously dont even like hip hop
so just go back to your cd collection of pop
and keep sucking the fat cock
you fuckin wanna be lad jock

Dickhead, what have u got nothing?

 

[*Love-2-Hate-U*]

don't let ma pretty/ugly face fool ya
coz I can lyke stick a blade right thru ya
n act lyke i neva knew ya!!!!!!

hahaaha I win :uhhuh: