ohhh i love this...because its the end of the holidays and i'm full of RAGE...
At the Movies:
- do not stay behind to watch the movie until the end of the credits. What worth is it to you knowing who the key grip's assistant in the second unit was?? As for where the movie (any movie) was filmed: Warner Bros. Studios, Hollywood - unless you saw the Statue of Liberty in the film, in which case, it was filmed in NEW YORK. Now surely, that's not hard to figure out?
- When you call the movie line to find out what movies are showing, do not immediately choose to speak to an operator before hearing the recording and ask "What movies are showing??" - BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE RECORDING SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU! also, it would be a good idea to look on this system we call the Internet, or if that is too technically complicated for you, try the newspaper for session times.
- Little children: do not come into my cinema to have sex with your girl/boyfriend or to jerk off while making out with your girl/boyfriend - because you are children and your are only 12 and you should be playing with barbies / matchboxes (??) and no one wants to witness child porn - because that would theoretically make every person in the cinema with you a criminal. One day, little children, I will snap and not only kick you out, but also call the police to arrest you for indecend exposure and then you can tell your parents what happened - because you are children and your parents will be called.
- When buying tickets, do not just come up to the window before you are called. Respect that you can only come up after you have been called - you do it at the bank and you do it at the post office - why? Because there are large amounts of money behind the counter. We are no different from banks and post offices.
- Ladies: don't take your snotty little sons into the Ladies toilet. The ladies toilet is for ladies. The parents room is for ladies with sons or otherwise large amounts of children. Here, in the parents room, the toilet is lower, so that your boys can actually reach it and not pee all over the floor. also little boys can't reach the flusher in the ladies, so they never flush. And that is disgusting. and sometimes the boys piss all over the friggin seats.
- When your movie starts and there is no sound, or the lights are still on, or anything else is out of the ordinary, don't sit there hoping it will resolve itself. Some people will watch a movie without sound for half an hour before they decide to tell someone. Thats just stupid. We're not always around to check that everything is fine in a session, because we are mopping pee off of the toilet floors, or repeating session times to customers over the phone, or kicking children who are having sex out of the cinemas. So don't sit there - just tell us.
- When buying tickets, don't ask "Two tickets please". We need to know what movie, what time and what kind of tickets you need, too. By what kind i mean Adult, Student, Child. Its not hard to place yourself into one of those categories. It shouldn't take longer than 2 seconds.
- Have your money ready, have your cinebuzz card ready.
- When paying with vouchers, don't ask for two adult tickets and then give us two adult vouchers when we finished the transaction. Just hand over the friggen vouchers. We know what they mean and we won't even end up charging you.
Man, i could go on..Maybe i will someday. There is a lot wrong with customers these days. In my opinion, people should pass an IQ test before being allowed to roam free in a shopping centre - because they all just seem to be bloody idiots, don't they?