LMFAO!
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On a further note, I had a rude american come in yesterday and she had a wierd ass screw that she wanted to turn, and said If we stock it, I said ... probably not by the looks of it (I restocked our whole screwdriver section a dozen times so I know it inside out)- then she seemed very accepting, so I proceeded to show her and go 'you'll need a jewelers bit set' - she goes "NO! this isn't a jewelers, its a screw!" - then i go "... no, thats what precision bits are also called", and she spent about 15 minutes complaining too me about the monkey who installed her blinds, and said how australia has all these dodgy tradesmen
i was like, !!, didn't really care though