russell peters (1 Viewer)

[snowblack]

China Man! China Man !
Anthony by day and Tap Som Bong by night !

 

[belly_moo]

sirrty porr piffty ?!

 

[rnitya_25]

noooooooooooooooo....nooooooo...i can't do firthy dollaaa, i giv u thirthy dollaa today, you come tomorrow, close down!!

 

[Jago]

hahahaha...'russel......you're getting older now, *long look*, and you're not married. what if i bring some nice girls home for you?" "are you out of your mind? my mom wanted to pick my wife! I wouldn't let her pick my clothes!"

lol!

I know she's a little bit big now, but you'll grow into her!

 

[rama_v]

Some more

"Jews aern't actually cheap - a Jew will look at a good shirt and say 'hmm its nice material, here's my money' whereas an Indian would look at it and go '[indian accent]I could probably get this made for 4 dollars'."

"if you've got in a tense situation, pop in the indian accent. Tensions gone. Picture a serious courtroom drama: 'your honour, my client....would likkke to pleed gillty!' Tensions gone!"

That guys a legend I tell ya

 

[redruM]

so like these two indian guys come on to the screen. i mean didnt literally come on the screen....

somebody gonna ged a hurd!

 

[sunjet]

russell: wuuuuoooo
russell: oh sorry that might be your last name

 

[redruM]

nhooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Supra]

lmao @ above references esp redruM's screen reference
THey were having a live feed...not a live feed...tehy were showing the parade right...

"V r Indian and V r Gay...V Represent the gay south asian communUtty!"
Russel's father: "thart is disgusting! Do u know dem?"
Indian men should not b gay
Russell:dad we got a population crisis over there...we could use a couple of homos in india right now

My dad goes to the jamaican store, "Hey lady wheres ur punani"
My son is sick at home he needs punani right now
Gimme 2, is it ripe let me squeeze it...no no, no seeds

 

[redruM]

the south africans in the elevators is the funniest thing ever!

i am going to play it now.

 

[rnitya_25]

the south africans in the elevators is the funniest thing ever!

i am going to play it now.

"sekusuleseluba...silosunglu!hanbosulubanba !olangulaba subanglang!nang!nang! bang ehahahah"

"then i almost got into a fight with them coz i was eating pop rocks, and they thought i was swearing at them!"

that's a killer...

 

[rnitya_25]

there's a site with more stuff said by him(video). its another stand up comedy thing he did but with some NEW and old stuff. scan through it, its pretty funny at some parts, he says some old sutff differently:
http://www.badmash.org/videos/videos_flv.php?v=RP512K_Stream.flv&t=Bootleg Russell Peters

 

[redruM]

there's a site with more stuff said by him(video). its another stand up comedy thing he did but with some NEW and old stuff. scan through it, its pretty funny at some parts, he says some old sutff differently:
http://www.badmash.org/videos/videos_flv.php?v=RP512K_Stream.flv&t=Bootleg Russell Peters

some of that was new!

good link. anyone know how to rip that off the site and save it on harddrive?

 

[rnitya_25]

nope sorri, dunno how to rip it to hard drive, i tried
oh well, its all good anyway. he rulz

 

[Supra]

wow thanks for the link!!

 

[redruM]

i can just imagine the people who havent heard of him looking at the quotes and thinking "what the fuck" (include hand signal)

 

[Supra]

lmao!
You want to eat?!...and you watch ur language or somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

 

[rnitya_25]

hahahahahahha, he is a legend isn't he!

 

[Supra]

he could be a legend but i havent seen any other stuff hes done

 

[rnitya_25]

you haven't seen him major 45 min clip? dld it if u havent, its hilarious. its on the net, just search him up on google and u can dld it...or "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!...somebody!" hehehe..