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Silver Rose
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When my bio teacher found out I wanted to to make a career out of marine biology he told me that my marks were "below sea level".
The sad thing is, this is actually true. -_-
And when we were watching a video of someone having laser eye surgery: "That must have been an EYE-OPENING experience. Hah! Get it?? Eye-opening!!! Ha ha ha..."
He's so lame.
The sad thing is, this is actually true. -_-
And when we were watching a video of someone having laser eye surgery: "That must have been an EYE-OPENING experience. Hah! Get it?? Eye-opening!!! Ha ha ha..."
He's so lame.
Enlightened_One
King of Bullshit
SpoRTsGaL said:
Just say you choose to practise another religion, like Druidism, and it's your constitutional, and basic human right, to do so. As soon as they complain, yell discrimination
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A frypan hit it on the head.
Why did the baby fall down the tree?
It was stapled to the koalas back
Why did another koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
Whats better than 100 babies in a bucket?
1 baby in 100 buckets.
A frypan hit it on the head.
Why did the baby fall down the tree?
It was stapled to the koalas back
Why did another koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
Whats better than 100 babies in a bucket?
1 baby in 100 buckets.
Li0n
spiKu
why does the shopkeeper work at franklins? because the trees are purple
why are the trees purple? because the shopkeeper works at franklins.
What do you get when you mix a dragon with a boxing kangaroo?
boxing dragondoo
AHAHHAHHAHA
why are the trees purple? because the shopkeeper works at franklins.
What do you get when you mix a dragon with a boxing kangaroo?
boxing dragondoo
AHAHHAHHAHA
ur_inner_child
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Johnny was a little boy
but Johnny is no more
Cuz what he thought was H20
Was H2S04
(ie acid)
not a joke, just a rhyme...
but Johnny is no more
Cuz what he thought was H20
Was H2S04
(ie acid)
not a joke, just a rhyme...
mack
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What is a panther?
Someone who makes panths.
That had absolutely nothing to do with school, and it is quite possibly the dumbest joke ever, but what the hey.
Someone who makes panths.
That had absolutely nothing to do with school, and it is quite possibly the dumbest joke ever, but what the hey.
Li0n
spiKu
where can you buy pure potassium?
from K-mart
AHAHAH.
from K-mart
AHAHAH.
mack
Banned
Whats Irish and sits outside all day?
Patty O'Furniture.
Any school relation? Nup. It sure is dumb though.
Patty O'Furniture.
Any school relation? Nup. It sure is dumb though.
Not-That-Bright
Andrew Quah
I am my schools joke
"The Mathematics Of Relationships"
They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. They both wanted to get skewed. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. They had many simultaneous solutions. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit.
After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, it was improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. It seemed as though she was from another dimension. Things just weren't adding up.
They diverged. That was a real plus because he needed to get her out of his domain. She's currently reaching the limit in a relationship that is somewhat undefined. He is currently unable to afford dating because he did a cosine on a loan for his son, Ray.
They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. They both wanted to get skewed. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. They had many simultaneous solutions. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit.
After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, it was improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. It seemed as though she was from another dimension. Things just weren't adding up.
They diverged. That was a real plus because he needed to get her out of his domain. She's currently reaching the limit in a relationship that is somewhat undefined. He is currently unable to afford dating because he did a cosine on a loan for his son, Ray.
Li0n
spiKu
want me to show you my complex number babydoll_?
^_^
^_^
bloodysunday
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A teacher was teaching (wow) a primary school class about the anatomy of humans. She was explaining how the circulatory system worked.
"You see," she explained, "When you stand on your head, all the blood rushes to it and you get a really red face!" Some scattered laughter. "Now, why don't our feet go all red if we stand on them all the time?"
To which a boy answered, "Cos your feet ain't empty."
"You see," she explained, "When you stand on your head, all the blood rushes to it and you get a really red face!" Some scattered laughter. "Now, why don't our feet go all red if we stand on them all the time?"
To which a boy answered, "Cos your feet ain't empty."
lilmzqt
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i LOVE your "The Mathematics Of Relationships" babydoll! thats heeps good!
omg_a
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*giggles* love lame one-liners