Evilo said:
EvilO's Family Ultimo Pizza (half a pizza is my record in one sitting) - buy a pre made family pizza (inclusing toppings) + 400 grams of cheese + 500grams of chicken. Dice & Cook chicken then throw it all ontop of the pizza.
Holy shit. That's like a week's worth of saturated fat and salt.
Some food tips:
Even though I know you're a girl, go to a service station and buy the latest Men's Health magazine. With it should be an obscenely bright orange book spouting the words "The Abs Diet' on the cover. Basically, the abs diet is a very non strict diet full of great food that will not only get you eating healthy, but also cut down a lot on your food preparation time. The book is full of a ton of healthy recipes that taste really good (I've been eating almost exclusively out of the book for at least a week or so now) and take only a few minutes to prepare.
If you also look in some bookshops, there is the womens' version of the Abs Diet book somewhere - my mother owns a copy, so I know it exists. This might be a little better for your gender-specific nutritional needs, although generic healthy eating principles are universal.
A couple of recipes for you as well, which are both quite healthy and very tasty.
Quick Omelette
2 eggs
A couple of rashers of bacon, grilled (however many you feel like - they're high-ish in protein, but also high-ish in salt)
2 cherry tomatoes (or a slice of tomato), diced.
Crack 2 eggs into a microwave safe container and stir them until the white and the yolk are combined into a nice smooth yellow liquid. Dice the cooked bacon and the tomatoes and add to the egg. Stick it in the microwave for 2 to 2.5 minutes on high, add sauce/flavouring/whatever and eat. Tis an excellent breakfast, but works well for any meal imo.
Asian sort-of salad
1 chicken breast, skinless (I recommend marinating before cooking)
Salad mix (aka whatever you want as the base of your salad - i use mainly lettuce, because the other stuff gives it flavour)
1 tablespoon of Coriander (this stuff is really strong - don't use too much of it or it'll taste like you're eating coriander by itself.)
2 tablespoons Flaked almonds or chopped almonds (very good for you)
1 Spring onion, chopped
Some green capsicum, chopped
2 tablespoons orange juice
1 tablespoon olive oil
Cook the chicken in a pan or on the BBQ - whatever you can do better. Then chop the chicken up how you want to eat it with your salad. Start the salad by putting the salad mix on the bottom mixed in with the coriander, followed by everything else, making sure to put the almonds on last. Mix it around a bit if you want, and then throw the chicken on top. The dressing is simple: just put the orange juice all over the salad, followed by the olive oil, or you can mix them beforehand and then put them on - it's your choice. You can put the dressing on after or before the chicken and you then have a nice healthy salad that tastes good. You can also add some cooked prawns to this, which is rather nice as well.
Anywhoo, I hope I helped somewhat. Cooking is good fun, especially when you try and learn new things or ways to cook. It can be a bit trial-and-error at first, but it's a good skill and it is very satisfying to eat a good meal you cooked from scratch and holy crap i think i just made myself out to be some sort of gourmet chef by that paragraph. Hooray for pretentiousness.
it's not hard. Sure you'll have to endure a few weeks of bad cooking, but once you get the hang of it, its a cinch
