Sending txt's (1 Viewer)

[KellC7]

"I'm into you heaps"

great plan, would work for me

 

[champo14]

"I would like very much for you to let me insert my man hood into you"? or just find some underground lovesong and quite it, she will never know mwhahahaha

lulz

 

[blakegman]

great plan, would work for me

I'm into you heaps.

 

[williamc]

I'm into you heaps.

if this doesn't work blake, i don't think anything will.

 

[Nat3skiz]

if this doesn't work blake, i don't think anything will.

simple yet effective.

 

[jb_nc]

Please ignore all these people saying shit like -
"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

Clueless virgins.

Anyhow - if you've already got them (ie. they're your girlfriend) then TXts will not be a problem.

If you're chasing however, theres 2 ruotines in which I like.

Random time, give her a message that says "Stop." Nothing more. Obviously, she'll reply and say "Stop what?" in which you then reply saying "Stop thinking about me and smiling". If she messages back with "lol" or whatever, just go "bye. you're wasting my precious 25c credit."

Another one is, sending her a blank message. She replies with "???/what?" you say "what are you doing? are you trying to get my attention?". She'll go "but you messaged me and it was blank". You reply "dno't know what you're talking about, stop getting my attentino, im busy".

As they say, the more mean, the more keen.

hahahahahaha

lol

hahahaha



lol

"PUA" wannabe found. lol.

 

[jb_nc]

that post... my god it was pathetic

 

[jb_nc]

i have derived a second order differential equation for pcking up chicks. It will be published in the journal Being a Fucking Faggot next month under by Nc, Jb. Please read it.

 

[Trefoil]

Please ignore all these people saying shit like -
"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

Clueless virgins.

Anyhow - if you've already got them (ie. they're your girlfriend) then TXts will not be a problem.

If you're chasing however, theres 2 ruotines in which I like.

Random time, give her a message that says "Stop." Nothing more. Obviously, she'll reply and say "Stop what?" in which you then reply saying "Stop thinking about me and smiling". If she messages back with "lol" or whatever, just go "bye. you're wasting my precious 25c credit."

Another one is, sending her a blank message. She replies with "???/what?" you say "what are you doing? are you trying to get my attention?". She'll go "but you messaged me and it was blank". You reply "dno't know what you're talking about, stop getting my attentino, im busy".

As they say, the more mean, the more keen.

oh. wow! i am actually quite turned on

 

[jumb]

okay guys, we get it, tommykins is an idiot, can we move on now please?

 

[chriskoss]

..or this

be 4 i square root you. r u
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[Jon73]

"pr0n?"

 

[pete_finlay]

okayy so here are some scenarios...

hello you how are you, did you have a nice day?we should hang out soon
xo

hey babe, hows ur nite going , maybe we can catch up soon xox


hello you tonight was fun , you looked so hot hehe, hang again soon? xo


come hang withe me i misss you babe xo


treat her nicely , chicks like it when guys make the moves n do not play hard to get its confsuing .

yeh so mm u get the idea..
hope it helps

dont ever send anything ending with 'xo'...thats so fkng gay. one 'x' occasionally is fine. none of that xo or xox shit but.

or you could be like
'baby me and you i think we could have something together... ... ...a baby'

or option three
'SL_T all i need is U'

and lol

please send these and report back

 

[Pace_T]

dont ever send anything ending with 'xo'...thats so fkng gay. one 'x' occasionally is fine. none of that xo or xox shit but.

lolllllllllllllllll

 

[pete_finlay]

what

 

[samthebear]

dont ever send anything ending with 'xo'...thats so fkng gay. one 'x' occasionally is fine. none of that xo or xox shit but.

lol - are male friends exempt from that? cuz one of my guy friends sends me texts with 'xoxo' and '<3' at the end all the time haha

 

[pete_finlay]

oh i meant if youre trying to pick up a girl

 

[whatashotbyseve]

Who doesn't send xo's or <3's to their male friends when drunk? Bros before hoes dude.

 

[FINALFLASH-GO]

only homos send dat

 

[gcchick]

You, me, bed, NOW.

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