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Garygaz

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I think we can all say with confidence, fuck toolies.

You've had your turn, fuck off. No one wants you but you.
 

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I'm going to schoolies this year but will still be 17. Should I expect to have a boring time while I'm there?
 

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zimmerman8k said:
Obviously guys mask their real attitudes towards women.

We can turn on the charm to get you in the sack. Then afterwards we make derogatory comments about you with our mates and show them the video we secretly took.
Wow!

That's what us girls do to you
 

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No, you fall in love with us then cry to your friends about how we never call back. To get over us, you 'rebound' by whoring yourself out to another guy. Cycle repeats.
 

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*bj* said:
No, you fall in love with us then cry to your friends about how we never call back. To get over us, you 'rebound' by whoring yourself out to another guy. Cycle repeats.
well you lot manwhore alot more than us (usually), but your pretty true. Always fun the process though and rubbing it in the guys face!

my bday is at schoolies so itz gunna be awesome!!!
 

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*bj* said:
No, you fall in love with us then cry to your friends about how we never call back. To get over us, you 'rebound' by whoring yourself out to another guy. Cycle repeats.
hahahahahah

is it just me or are a lot of people pinning their sexual hopes to schoolies. Do some of you think people dont have sex in nsw or something?
 

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*bj* said:
Girls are walking vaginas and nothing more. Accept the fact, apart from pumping out babies it's up to men to keep the world turning. It is biologically beneficial for men to have as many mates as possible (go for gold, gentlemen), so don't try your bullshit 'equality' arguments here about girls having 'sexual freedom' - and while i'm at it: get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Well done
 

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*bj* said:
Girls are walking vaginas and nothing more. Accept the fact, apart from pumping out babies it's up to men to keep the world turning. It is biologically beneficial for men to have as many mates as possible (go for gold, gentlemen), so don't try your bullshit 'equality' arguments here about girls having 'sexual freedom' - and while i'm at it: get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
fuck you, fucking sexist faggot.
 
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Idiot! Girls aren't walking vaginas. Is that what your thinking every minute of your life! Disgusting pervert! You wanted to go schoolies because of girls...tend to fuck with!

Agreed with you ctrlatv.
 

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my friend sean says "if u go during party week, and ur fuking half good looking, ur bound to score 2 chicks a day, if not more"

PS HE HAS NEVA BEEN TO SCHOOLIES BEFORE, HE JUST KNOWS. he is psychic...
 

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ObjectsInSpace said:
Let's see here ...

You enter the forums thinking you know everything.
You then try to force your opinions on to everyone.
You think you're better than everyone for the simple fact that you are you.
Looking at linoleum makes you think of sex.
You think internet spek is somehow clever.

My conclusions are that you are nothing more than a sixteen year-old male. Of course, we'll have to kill you. Can't let that virus of yours spread.I don't get "all the bitches"; in fact, I've only ever been in the one relationship, which is the one I'm in now. And unlike you, I actually know how to treat women, which probably explains why it's been going on a year now.

You know why you give men a bad name? Because you couldn't hold a conversation with a woman owing to the fact that you spend the few sentences you share with them staring a their breasts and drooling. You probably do this to your own mother. You seem to think that all women think, act and behave the way they do in the porn you need to watch to get off. You've also come to the conclusion that they'll be throwing themselves at you to get laid and that jelly wrestling will take place simply to get the rights to take you first. Women have words for men like you like creepy and sleazy. And given the way women fight, they'll tell all their friends about you, and they'll tell their friends and before you know it, you'll have a reputation for yourself that will be very hard to undo. And by all accounts, you certainly seem to deserve it.

Now you see, I really don't care if you get sex seven times a day for seven straight days and I only have sex with my girlfriend once in that same space of time. Why? Because I know it'll be far better than anything you have. As was pointed out in the FAQs for the Love and Relationships subforum, you're not going to have sex for hours at a time with ten supermodels and then snort a line of coke from their clevage. You'll probably pick up some dosed up and drunk tramp and odds are, she isn't going to be Angelina Jolie.Nope, sorry. It certainly isn't checkmate. And you can't reall call yourself for owning people without looking like an arrogant fuckwit (but hey, you already look like one); other people tend to do that.

And for the record, other people older and wiser have tried to get rid of me and have used far more convincing arguments to do so. But I'm still here, so you've got nothing. Don't waste your time or people are going to wipe the floor with you.
GG BRO. One year later, richy is probably kissing the dirt that Objectsinspace is walking on. I hope your schoolies experience was legendary, objectsinspace. i applaud you for your logic and maturity.
 

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jayciiee said:
GG BRO. One year later, richy is probably kissing the dirt that Objectsinspace is walking on. I hope your schoolies experience was legendary, objectsinspace. i applaud you for your logic and maturity.

 

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i didn't get sex at schoolies. none of the guys i went with did. but we didn't really put in effort to get sex. it was still the fucking best 2 weeks out. but there was plenty of titties, and a girl i already knew from school gave me a bj at our last house party. that's it. schoolies is all about the beach parties and house parties.
 
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even if i do get a fuck or two...i wont remember it at all!!!
 

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Bro,

If you try I'm sure most girls will be keen...it's not like they are gona get a rep for up at schoolies its liek:
"cmoooonnn ...it was schoolies"
"ah tru true....spose that gang bang wasnt realy that slutty i mean, it was schoolies"

Schoolies to me is about getting fucked up on psycholibins (however it is spelt) and acid and pills and other exotic substances.

If i stumble upon a pair of open legs, and they aren't a figment of my imagination, I'll do all i can to force myself to crack a fat despite all the fucked up chemicals that are stopping it from being easy, and go it...then realise I'm fucking a tree outside a bar...my imagination is way too good...

I rememeber watchin channel V confessionals and these 2 blokes were sayin: We were at schoolies and this realy ugly fat chick started dancing with us, so we just danced with her like heaps maggot just for the fun of it...why not...she eventually asked us how much it would cost to have sex with us...and we sed 100 buks each...and it went down...

Now thats my idea of sex at schoolies HAHAHA...slay the dragon competitions, so i can afford my binge chemical habits.

But seriously...Apparently victorian chicks are easy and get into the wet t-shirt comps pretty hard out...

SEE YOU ALL AT BYRON!!!!FUCKKKNNN YEEAA'
 

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I think that schoolies shouldnt be about allthat you sould just be having fun with Friends and if that comes well good for you!! Thailand Schoolies all the way xoxox
 

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