SIX texts (1 Viewer)

[Riffy Raffy]

So I wrote about SIX texts in my belonging exam. The question said ONE text but I interpreted it as SIX because, you know, its English and postmodern so we can do whatever the fuck we want, right? And we can complain about it because its English and its the worst subject in the world and pointless, right?

 

[Aerath]

Nah, dw Rafi. You'll get full marks.

 

[raniaaa]

yup sure band 6 for you mister :uhhuh:

 

[martinc]

Excellent, I'll do the same.

 

[zaefr]

So I wrote about SIX texts in my belonging exam. The question said ONE text but I interpreted it as SIX because, you know, its English and postmodern so we can do whatever the fuck we want, right?

i thought it was surrealism, so i wrote about a giraffe with octopus tentacles and a turtle neck, which liked to listen to Lady GaGa while simultaneously banging two girls with 1 plastic foam cup.

amirite?

 

[sirpoopalot7]

You're an idiot. Six texts? WTF, you've completely misinterpreted the question.



It's obvious by the CAPITAL "ONE" that the Board of Studies mean "ONE HUNDRED" texts. There's no limiting adverb people, god.

 

[raniaaa]

guys you're all scaring me i only wote one
why do i always have to take things so literally
am i screwed?

 

[untouchablecuz]

-.-

rania relax the OP's being sarcastic

you answered the question; thats more than enough for a band 6

 

[raniaaa]

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rania relax the OP's being sarcastic

you answered the question; thats more than enough for a band 6

lol as was i dearest

 

[Absolutezero]

It's not so much post modernism that leaves things up to interpretation, rather the application of linguistic semiotics that does it.

 

[imalda]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! a thread about the AOS i actually fucking like! 8D

raffy, ur a genius

 

[Riffy Raffy]

i thought it was surrealism, so i wrote about a giraffe with octopus tentacles and a turtle neck, which liked to listen to Lady GaGa while simultaneously banging two girls with 1 plastic foam cup.

amirite?

Now all you need to do is put in something about a plant flowering from a pot and you've got a 15/15 Belonging creative!