so how many of you girls fit my criteria (1 Viewer)

[katie tully]

*claps*

you must be proud of yourself.

Not really, I have done better.

 

[theism]

This guy is such a catch ok.

Like, his list of criterion is rigorous because he wants a compatible mate.

Not sure if he has heard of compromise though, because what happens if he finds a compatible partner who sees qualities in him she'd like to change.

tbh imo if you have a set list of requirements, you're never going to fulfill them.

i hope your future husband doesn't have the requirement of 'literate'

 

[Kwayera]

This guy is such a catch ok.

Like, his list of criterion is rigorous because he wants a compatible mate.

Not sure if he has heard of compromise though, because what happens if he finds a compatible partner who sees qualities in him she'd like to change.

tbh imo if you have a set list of requirements, you're never going to fulfill them.

Exactly. I have few requirements and even those aren't make-or-break.

 

[katie tully]

i hope your future husband doesn't have the requirement of 'literate'

Explain.

 

[theism]

i'm still confused- is this this 17 y.o guy wanting a internet relationship to develop into a christian lol marriage... or no?

I'm not 17.

and no. i'm not looking for an 'interwebs romance'
lawls.

 

[Tulipa]

This thread made me facepalm about twelve thousand times.

I have been in love twice. Both times with people that do not fit into boxes, who cannot be simplified down to basic characteristics and who are profoundly different.

A list of "criteria" does not make up a person. No matter what it insinuates or suggests about certain aspects of their personality, you can never create a list long enough to explain what you want. Nor can you ever be sure of what you want. You are constantly changing (hopefully) and so are the people around you. Someone who may be a drunken slut now can turn themselves around and one day be someone you may want.

You fall in love with who you fall in love with. You shouldn't be looking for such specific people because by being so narrow in your search, you may miss out on "the one".

Also, why so focused on marriage? What about it is so much more appealing than a simple long term relationship?

 

[cookie.banana]

I'm not 17.

and no. i'm not looking for an 'interwebs romance'
lawls.

then why post it on the internet?

 

[theism]

You're wrong!

Neither of my parents are doctors.
We moved here 21 years ago (prior to my birth obviously) because my brother needed an operation and India didn't have the medial supplies.

Dad got involved with working at the markets, and we developed our business from there.

Hence, this proves your stereotyping is wrong.

lawl.
well i wasn't far off with the doctor thing (medical supplies and what not)

how's your brother?

 

[theism]

then why post it on the internet?

okay here's my advice to you:

read over the first page.

read over the first page.

read over the first page.

I'm repeating it twice, because you seem to have ADD.

(and yes i said twice, when really it's three times, because you'll come back and go )

 

[Moenique]

then why post it on the internet?

cuz hiz desperate 4 luv meg kay?
ur mah soulm8.

I've wasted so much time reading all this.

 

[runoutofsleep]

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

thread tl;dr

conclusion
op will die without a partner
or
drop his standards considerably and marry his sister

yawn

 

[Miz Janani]

lawl.
well i wasn't far off with the doctor thing (medical supplies and what not)

how's your brother?

-_-

Yeah... Just admit you were completely off...

And my bro is good now

He had a hole in his heart, and yeah it's all fixed now.

 

[theism]

nyway im off.
gonna watch frasier and go to sleep

 

[theism]

yawn

haha well done
i tip my hat to you

 

[Moenique]

Oh my, you're a liar.
You said you were going. Girls don't like liars.

 

[cookie.banana]

okay here's my advice to you:

read over the first page.

read over the first page.

read over the first page.

I'm repeating it twice, because you seem to have ADD.

(and yes i said twice, when really it's three times, because you'll come back and go )

i couldn't decipher the sense from the idiocy

and because you seem to have a much worse learning difficulty

vaginismus
vaginismus
vaginismus
vaginismus
vaginismus
vaginismus
vaginismus
vaginismus

thats pretty much it yeah?

 

[hungwell1337]

@ the OP

why do u like feminists?

 

[squiresshane990]

how many of u girls fit my criteria

criteria
-hot

okay go

 

[theism]

how many of u girls fit my criteria

criteria
-hot

okay go

none on the internet.

here's my go:

how many females do you know, thatfit this criteria:

hot, but not a bitch?

go

 

[theism]

Oh my, you're a liar.
You said you were going. Girls don't like liars.

i've already seen the episode