Hahaha we all love a bit of friendly rivalry here. Meanwhile...
STAR:
# Steven Gerrard fears that Liverpool are trying to force him out of Anfield, with the Reds skipper believing there has been a reluctance to sort out his future as quickly as possible - Gerrard could move to Real Madrid, with Real midfielder Pablo Garcia as a possible makeweight in the deal
# Chelsea have been told they will have to pay around £25m to land Lyon midfielder Michael Essien
# William Gallas wants to stay with Chelsea after turning down a move to Barcelona
# Everton will now turn to Sheffield United defender Phil Jagielka once they have completed the signing of Udinese defender Per Kroldrup
# If Arsenal fail to sign Stuttgart midfielder Aleksander Hleb, the Gunners could make a £7m move for Real Madrid midfielder Guti
# Luis Figo will have to take a massive pay cut to join Newcastle, who admit that they have not had one firm offer for Craig Bellamy
# Middlesbrough are poised to swoop for Juventus midfielder Stephen Appiah
# Birmingham defender Alex Bruce - son of boss Steve - is set to return to Sheffield Wednesday on loan
# Ipswich are set to go head-to-head with Celtic to sign Hibernian striker Derek Riordan
# West Ham have lined up a £1m move for Portugal under-21 international Ze Castro
# Portsmouth are set to sign Colombia international midfielder John Viafara in a £1.5m deal
SUN:
# Real Madrid are ready to step up their efforts to sign Steven Gerrard from Liverpool
# Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has blamed England coach Sven Goran Eriksson for convincing Andy Johnson to hand in a transfer request
# Wigan are set to beat Sunderland, West Ham and Fulham to Watford striker Heidar Helguson's signature
# Manchester City have slapped an £8m price tag on the head of Sylvain Distin
# Aston Villa manager David O'Leary will make a move to link up again with Newcastle midfielder Lee Bowyer
# Middlesbrough boss Steve McClaren is to make a fresh bid for Juventus midfielder Stephen Appiah
# Olivier Dacourt wants to leave Roma and return to the Premiership with Bolton
# Steve Claridge is to be unveiled as the new Millwall manager today
# Southend striker Freddy Eastwood has snubbed a move to Nottingham Forest insisting it would not be a step up
MIRROR:
# Didier Drogba says a Chelsea team-mate trashed a hotel room after losing a fortune at poker the night before the Champions League semi-final second leg at Liverpool
# Arsenal and Juventus are battling it out to sign Guti from Real Madrid
# Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o reveals he turned down Chelsea because his wife did not want to leave Spain
# West Ham are lining up a £1m move for Portugal Under-21 international defender Ze Castro
# Norwich and Ipswich are fighting for Swindon striker Sam Parkin's signature
# Liverpool's Bruno Cheyrou is set to join French side Sochaux
# Ipswich striker Shefki Kuqi is in talks with Blackburn
# Lee Clark has until the end of the week to decide whether or not to accept a 75 per cent drop in wages to join Leeds
EXPRESS:
# Real Madrid star Luis Figo has been told he must take a 50 per cent pay cut to join Newcastle
# Ipswich are lining up a move for Hibs striker Derek Riordan as a replacement for Shefki Kuqi
# Bayer Leverkusen full-back Emanuel Pogatetz will arrive in Middlesbrough this week to discuss personal terms
MAIL:
# Real Madrid midfielder Guti has his heart set on a summer move to Arsenal
# Everton are set to bid £3m for Newcastle striker Craig Bellamy
# Juventus midfielder Stephen Appiah is set to join Middlesbrough