Some are born gay, some achieve gayness, and some have gayness thrust upon them (2 Viewers)

[HumanDichotomy]

They did?

 

[HumanDichotomy]

Kami, please check your sources carefully. Please do not read int them whatever you like.

Not to knock your beliefs or anything but I find this quite ironic, as in my experience, that is EXACTLY what happens when people look at religious texts without taking their context into account.

 

[SnowFox]

Adam gave birth to eve, the rib baby. They screwed and produced two sons, Kane and some other freak. They all got giggity giggity goo with each other and created us, supposedly.

Kolefax has a better explanation.

 

[Kolefax]

Christianty
The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father will, if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, will remove the evil in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah makes perfect sense.

You mean that ?

 

[SnowFox]

No adam and eve screwing to populate the earth.

 

[Kolefax]

ummm, no I don't. I don't think i do.

 

[HumanDichotomy]

So how did different races happen then, according to the Bible?

 

[Iron]

Men were smited with different tongues and scattered across the earth for the tremendous sin of attempting to challenge God by building a tower of arrogance to get Him

 

[HumanDichotomy]

Oh...yeah. I remember that now. So what about the different appearances etc?

 

[SnowFox]

Must of been one big ass tower.

 

[HumanDichotomy]

So what do you think about the theory of evolution then, Iron? Just out of curiosity...

 

[Kolefax]

Oh...yeah. I remember that now. So what about the different appearances etc?

Natural selection... oh wait, christians don't believe in evolution.

Bet you didn't like spore, huh?

 

[Iron]

I h8 you mate.

Adam and Eve are merely symbols of the first men and women. Stfu, have a cry about it, kill something.

 

[HumanDichotomy]

Natural selection... oh wait, christians don't believe in evolution.

Bet you didn't like spore, huh?

Are you referring to me or Iron?

 

[Kolefax]

I h8 you mate.

Adam and Eve are merely symbols of the first men and women. Stfu, have a cry about it, kill something.

doesn't god frown on that?

Edit: Iron

 

[SnowFox]

Yay we killed Iron again.

 

[HumanDichotomy]

I h8 you mate.

Adam and Eve are merely symbols of the first men and women. Stfu, have a cry about it, kill something.

Jeez, Iron. I actually wanted to find out your opinion on stuff...I apologise for my attempt to be open minded. I'll be more careful next time I come across someone I disagree with and just start making unfair assumptions about them straight away...

 

[Iron]

and i gave it, you junk monkey

 

[HumanDichotomy]

Hmm...unequivicably so. Well, at least no one can accuse you of not having an opinion.

 

[Kolefax]

yeah, but we want all aspcets of that question, not just the one that suits you.