Started your exams yet??? (1 Viewer)

[TehAzner]

And miners are better than lawyers anyday.
when miners and lawyers are stuck underground the lawyers try to tell the rock to move out of the way and miners find the safest path to escape taking into account rock composition, etc.

Haha, too true!

 

[Omium]

Whod've thought you needed to study 4 years to do this.

This is my stereotype of mining engineers

 

[Uncle]

Whod've thought you needed to study 4 years to do this.

This is my stereotype of mining engineers

What a filthy bastard.
oh no thats me after 10 years with heavy machinery etc.
nah its all cool.

Haha, too true!

It doesn't matter as long as NOBODY HAS SEX WITH CADAVERS underground.

Sex with cadavers

 

[Vylen]

Whod've thought you needed to study 4 years to do this.

This is my stereotype of mining engineers

well... id imagine you'd want to learn as much as possible to make sure you don't kill yourself...

 

[wrong_turn]

haha id also imagine that the mining engineer would be attempting to find out what the rock composition would be for the floor of the courtroom would be when they get litigated =P (i dont do law)

 

[Omie Jay]

hahahaha, that email literally made me laugh

 

[sunjet]

My friend drives the trucks at the mines, not even a miner and gets like 120k. Dropped out in Year 10.

 

[tallkid34]

Dear Students currently undertaking Exams

An increasing number of you little spastics appear to be turning up to the wrong exam venue.

Due to natural common sense and the small assumption of not being a lostminded retard, many UNSW examinations are split over a number
of venues to prevent too much stupidity from gathering in one place. Your examination timetable on MyUNSW gives you the exact location
of the exam venue you should attend. Chances are, if you're at Randwick Racecourse, you'll be doing your exam in a room with windows facing towards a racetrack full of horseshit regardless of what the room's called.

If you go to a venue which is not on your exam timetable and you don't like chicken, there is something very wrong with you. Each examination room is set up with the correct number of seats and examination papers for the expected number of students attending that venue only. In other words, if you can't use the print icon on your computer or simply find it difficult to mentally retain an exam timetable, then Randwick TAFE is only located behind the Caltex service station on Allison Rd nearby.

Honestly, double check your examination timetable on MyUNSW and ensure that
you attend the examination venue so that the university can pay for me to do something more constructive than send out a fucking ridiculous email to those of you who can't seem to wipe their own ass. Either way, your stupidity is keeping me employed and I sincerely enjoy insulting your limited intelligence over the university network.

 

[tommykins]

i sincerely lose hope for humanity after realising uni has stupid as fuck people

 

[~::UAI::~]

Dear Students currently undertaking Exams

An increasing number of you little spastics appear to be turning up to the wrong exam venue.

Due to natural common sense and the small assumption of not being a lostminded retard, many UNSW examinations are split over a number
of venues to prevent too much stupidity from gathering in one place. Your examination timetable on MyUNSW gives you the exact location
of the exam venue you should attend. Chances are, if you're at Randwick Racecourse, you'll be doing your exam in a room with windows facing towards a racetrack full of horseshit regardless of what the room's called.

If you go to a venue which is not on your exam timetable and you don't like chicken, there is something very wrong with you. Each examination room is set up with the correct number of seats and examination papers for the expected number of students attending that venue only. In other words, if you can't use the print icon on your computer or simply find it difficult to mentally retain an exam timetable, then Randwick TAFE is only located behind the Caltex service station on Allison Rd nearby.

Honestly, double check your examination timetable on MyUNSW and ensure that
you attend the examination venue so that the university can pay for me to do something more constructive than send out a fucking ridiculous email to those of you who can't seem to wipe their own ass. Either way, your stupidity is keeping me employed and I sincerely enjoy insulting your limited intelligence over the university network.

LOL, This is hilarious

but after a while, you just get use to it.

 

[Casmira]

...I have.

First impression of first ever uni exam: amazed at just how unwelcoming the supervisors are (in comparison to HSC). I mean I'm not expecting a plush red carpet and beaming smiles and being personally escorted to my seat. But to walk into a room only to be greeted with a sudden onslaught of different people all yelling different things at once was a little intimidating for us naive little first years.

"A TO K, A TO K, ALL A TO K OVER HERE GET AN ORANGE CARD, A TO K, A TO K"
"YOU CANNOT BRING ANY UNAUTHORISED MATERIALS INTO THE EXAM ROOM, BABS1201 STUDENTS YOU MUST LEAVE YOUR CALCULATORS IN YOUR BAGS"
"BABS1201, KUMAR TO MILLER, KUMAR TO MILLER, GET A GREEN CARD"
"YOU THERE! GIRL WITH THE PLASTIC BAG! GET RID OF IT NOW!"

(...sif I'm going to smuggle in cheat notes in my COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT plastic bag holding pens and pencils like for the HSC. Gawd.)

"IF ANYONE HAS ANYTHING WRITTEN ON THEIR SKIN OR CLOTHING PLEASE TELL A SUPERVISOR NOW" (lol)
"A TO K, A TO K A TO K A TO K..."
"ALL ECON STUDENTS, JUST KEEP WALKING AROUND"

...whew.

Is it just me? (It is, isn't it? Everyone else is actually completely unfazed by all the yelling, aren't they? )

lol @ first years

yeah i know.. its funny where i had my exam today (pavillion) all my mates where partying at future festival in the very same hall bastards