Stories 08 (1 Viewer)

[BackCountrySnow]

• I got tackled by a completely naked drunk guy. I've never seen him before in my life. It was dirty and I got dick all over my leg.
• I got dry raped by a fat chick at the beach party then she followed me home and I told her to fuck off but she wouldn't listen so I went back to the beach and lost her in the crowd.
• Got caught in the middle of a massive fight between two groups of people I didn't know and copped a few hits to the head from both sides. But I used my ninja skills and got out of the chaos.

If I remember anymore I'll share them.

 

[NorthRiversMatt]

Thanks for a story! I'm glad media got this right!!! Woot ten stars

 

[chriskoss]

Hmmm walking home from clubbing at 4 30 am, deciding 'fuck this, the sun is coming out', running back to apartment, get towels and went swimming at that time watching the sun come up behind the sea was pretty cool, but felt seedy at the same time.

Going 2 days without sleep, then passing out walking home on the third night against a wall, got woken up by those green frogs and they escorted me home lol.

Pretty funny

 

[RoryC]

- I did a 100 pill bottle of No-Doze throughout the week, got f*ck all sleep

- beer bonged a goon sack

- met professional dancers, they invited me back to their appartment where we played truth or dare and they made me take 'spanish fly' some sort of aphrodesiac

- best week of my life

- more to come!

 

[wixxy2348]

We went to vanuatu.

I got bitten by some tropical fish, got infected, on shit strong meds til xmas. *dies*

apart from that... a lot I don't remember? Dancing at voodoo bar most nights til 6 am, where they pour petrol on the bar and light it... getting wasted. staying awake for 3 days and consuming an exorbitant amount of alcohol in that time.

Hahaha one of my friends puked on the doorstep of another hotel room, at 4 am. that was gross.

 

[wixxy2348]

and OMG..
kava.
<3
tastes shit but... awesome stuff.

 

[BackCountrySnow]

- beer bonged a goon sack

holy shit. did you collapse and spew on the garage?
because I saw that...

 

[kevinx2]

Welcum back BCS.

 

[gcchick]

Moshed in the pouring rain in Surfers on the beach. The beach stages were then closed because the equipment was getting wet, so we all flooded into The Esplanade and Cavill Ave, chanting "tits out for the boys." Lol, no idea why I was doing that as well, considering I'm female.

Hooking up on numerous occasions and high fiving Police as I ran past them in the rain. Che, BOYZ!

Meeting these guys from the Sunshine Coast on the bus on my way up there one night, and this dude Alex telling me everything he'd been doing on the Gold Coast, he was so excited! I totally shot down his friend, who was high-fiving everyone on the bus but would pull away at the last second with an "animal", like elephant, dingo, rattlesnake and giraffe. Then I got him to high-five me, but I pulled away with a "jellyfish". He was so embarrassed and I was a legend the rest of the bus trip.

Whilst moshing in the rain, seeing this dude and chick hook up, seriously, for 20 mins, they were stuck together at the face. Every so often my mates and I would turn around and be like, "yeah you friggin legend bro! THEY'RE STILL AT IT!"

Ahhh, good times. I love living on the Gold Coast. =]

 

[Lazy Student]

Made hash cookies. Instead of cooking the cannibutter for 20 mins we forgot (pretty drunk) and left it on for 2 and a half hours, making it ridiculously potent. In our drunken state we fucked up the quantities and had about four times as much as we were meant to in each cookie.

Start one morning sober. Eat a cookie. Effects wear off TEN HOURS LATER. What an awesome day.

 

[Annalisee]

Some guy from BOS found me?
breaking a bed
breaking into our accomadation because the bitch didn't give us a key
Drinking burbon from some form of viking helmut

 

[pricklygoo]

i went to a gay bar and got a BJ!!!!

 

[ZaraKu]

I didn't do schoolies cause I'm a sensible person who didn't want to spend a week blind drunk and being raped by toolies, I used my money on better things

 

[monesh]

was force vomiting in toilet when pissed one night, forgot to take hand out so then with other hand flushed toilet with hand with vomit all over still in bowl.

 

[CardCheat]

got in a fight and broke my pinky.

also broke some guys jaw LOL

 

[Count Chocular]

i ate like 100 people

 

[zoeanne]

* On the First night getting told we could be kicked out for breaking into the pool at our apartments cause they were locked for the night.

* A guy in the Room across from us that we made friends with getting kicked out for Smashing one of the big windows...though he still slept in their room, we just snuck him back in...

* The RED frogs. loved them cooking us pancakes at 2am the cleaning up the mess.

*Tequila shots.

*random hook up in the mosh.

ohh what a great week it was

 

[EpicFailGuy]

lol my mates and I decided the first guy to pass out from drinking gets raped,
so the weakest of us passed out. So we all took turns at giving him a poke up the shfincta. polish homemade brew does the trick (Y) good times good times.

 

[brenny7]

I didn't do schoolies cause I'm a sensible person who didn't want to spend a week blind drunk and being raped by toolies, I used my money on better things

you like men.
better luck next time.