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[Terlob]

I'd force Louis Nowra and Jane Yolen to read their books over and over again until they die of starvation or boredom.

Seconded... although it might only take one read through of Cosi to send him into a coma.

As for names - someone I know got introduced in a speech like this:

Thats the thing about mandarins compared to oranges, there's less to eat but there's Lester Peel

 

[tnosrac]

Ahahaha how much would it SUCK to actually have a name like that :O AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA (cracks up ROFL)

Anyone at your school have dodgy names?

(I remember on idol or something someone called ITCHY WANG I was like LOL LOL

=D I have a cruel sense of humour :S

I used to know this guy called Robert Roberts. Everyone used to call him 2bob.

 

[u-borat]

i'd shake their hand. thank them, and walk away as the bigger man.

thats sexist.

 

[Chibios]

I'd make Coleridge and Wordsworth roll down the steep hill in bubblewrap bubbles as demonstrated in 'Pandemonium' as a replacement for the opium high

 

[veloc1ty]

I'd ask Frank Herbert and Wordsworth what being a zombie is like.