The F1 Thread (2 Viewers)

[Cape]

And Schumi can't be world champion! I can't believe its over! I think I'll wake up tomorrow with red and puffy eyes. *Slits wrists*

And why can't something happen to nando? Who wants to travel to belgium with me to sabotage his renault so Kimi can win the championship?

 

[M-turkey]

Cape, go spike Nando's and Kimi's drinks with something illegal.

They'll be DQ'ed from the Championship and Schumacher can be Champion for at least one more year...

 

[Cape]

LOL! Montoya should be able to do that! In the press conference he should have just slipped some coke into Nando's drink

And why the hell didn't we see Schumi spinning off! So not fair! I wanted to laugh at him

Yet another race with a pretty procession of cars! If I wanted to see a procession of cars, I'd walk down to Victoria Road!

Oh, has anyone noticed that Nando's head is long?
HAHAHAHA Pizza boy out scored Webber!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Poor Kimi

 

[Orange Juice]

if someone got rid of kimi and alonso... alonso would still win... but if you were to kill them somehow...
monty would win...
lose lose situation for you guys

 

[Cape]

Nah, I'll just kill Nando. I don't mind if Kimi wins the championship. I'd be more than happy if he did. But he'd only be having the title for one year.

On other matters why the hell does Woodsy get to go to Belgium? I should have gone instead! I have the week off!! And why do they always put the Sandown 500 on with an f1 race, and Bathurst with Japan! I'm going to have square eyes before the end of October!

SHIT! Theres going to be a number "5" on Michael Schumacher's ferrari next year! Holly Fuck! Thats an awful number! I want my number "1" back, damn it!

 

[Orange Juice]

hahah i thought it was funny how dc and webber hit... great tv there... i hope they used stunt doubles...
kimi sure as hell wont be happy

 

[Cape]

Sato should have speared into Webber when they were fighting down the pit lane. Typical Webber not to yield. Poor Sato though, he was looking like he could get a good result. He'll do well in Japan though, he always does.

I'm still laughing that Pizza Boy got points and Webber didn't!

 

[Orange Juice]

fuck i thought webber or sato should have been penalised for that...
isnt that the whole pt of them lollypop people? so they tell the drivers when they can drive?

webber should just die...
sato would have beaten button last nigt as well

 

[Cape]

Webber can't read. He can't read brake and first gear on the lollypop

Schumi will make a decision about racing in March *chews nails until march*

 

[Komit]

Ferrari is so shit.

 

[Cape]

Ferrari is so shit.

Thanks for the insightful comment Komit (hahahahaha ... that rhymed ).

Shit! Speaking of ferrari! They better get some points! I don't want number 7 on schumi's car!

 

[Komit]

It's not worth wasting extra words. Shit sums it up quite nicely.

 

[Cape]

Fair enough. But don't say that I haven't warned you people that Ferrari and Michael will come back next year and whip everyones ass back to woking or wherever the hell they came from

The Belgium weather forecast:
The weather is always the main talking point here and this is how to tell what the forecast will be:
*If you stand in the Spa paddock and cannot see the trees, it is raining.
*If you stand in the Spa paddock and can see the trees, it will start raining soon.
*If the cows in the field near the circuit are standing up, then it might stay dry for half an hour.
*If the cows are lying down it is raining.
*If the cows are lying down with their legs in the air, they are dead cows.

 

[braad]

red bull to buy minardi?

i wish that'd be cool, a four car team basically

OMGNESS fullysickassbruvva!!!!!

yeh, as i said, it'd be cool

 

[Cape]

Ferrari --> Red Bull --> Minardi!

Ferrari will have a 6 car team

Michelin this weekend will announce what teams will leave michelin next season. Possibly Red Bull and Williams, Toyota could possibly leave as well.

Lol ... Ferrari had an organised crisis meeting

 

[Orange Juice]

i dont get why everyone would leave for bridgestones when their shit...
dont tell me its cuz of the indy incident...
and i believe tyres need more competition...
like 10 manufacturers....one for each car manufacturer

 

[Cape]

Its partically cause of Indy.

But I think these are the reasons why:
Red Bull - well, they switch to bridgestone, they can share all data with ferrari.
Williams - lost the manufacture engine, time for a change.
Toyota - Japanese tyres on a Japanese car, makes sense

Mclaren are apparently talking to bridgestone about a 2006 deal. Because Bernie wants a control tyre. Michelin don't want that, so they would be leaving the sport in 2008. Leaving bridgestone as the only tyre in F1.

 

[Orange Juice]

its stupid... just cuz they screwed up once... imagine if they were all on bridgestones... their all be last cept mclaren cuz their the best...
cape... if your saying toyota should do it because their jap... honda should too...

renault might be changing... but they cant cuz their french like michelin...

 

[Cape]

Thats not what I'm saying. There have been a number of articles which have been saying that there is pressure upon toyota to switch to bridgestones.

Didn't bar used to be on bridgestones anyway?

Michelin aren't to blame for indy, you can blame bernies control tyre for 2008 for everyone wanting to switch to bridgestone.

 

[Grizzly]

/submits resume to join woking squad 2007
http://www.itv-f1.com/News_Article.aspx?PO_ID=33989

who wants to help me design my helmet...