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Absolutezero

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Pre-exam Nachos
Fun going in. Not going
Out. Need. Bathroom. Now.
 

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Answers on my arms.
Invigilators caught me.
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Here is a poem quite similar to the one I submitted for extension 2 english :smile:



Fuck the HSC
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 

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Study HSC.

Bad marks equals bamboo stick.

Tears on my paper.
 

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My textbooks, tear soaked.

My report marks, not so good.

Hello Centrelink.
 

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Making up bullshit.

As long as it's justified.

I will still get marks.
 

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Carrotsticks and poetry - I'm looking out the window for flying pigs as we speak.
 

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Posts in this here thread,
Must all be in haiku form,
Or risk deletion.
 

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Writing down some words.

No idea what I'm writing.

Hope I get some marks.
 

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Absolutezero,

If they miscount syllables,

Shall we just delete?
 

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I am quite tired,

Having written those haikus.

Bed time for me now.
 

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Fucking bullshit cunt
Shit motherfucker fuck balls
Atar down the drain.

(Just to clarify, this was my exact reaction to seeing probability in Q16 today)
 

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This is such a rad
Incomprehensibly rad
Loljks stupid thread

(i actually love it)
 

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I don't like English

Astonishing - I am white

luv maffs 5 eva
 

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Don't care anymore

I will get the mark I get

Hatred for study
 

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