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Grobus said:
Oh crap, I just remembered Chicken Park and Turbulence 2...
oh my gosh. i totally remember chicken park .. was that the jurassic park ripoff with the giant chickens, the cartoon-ish kind of intro and the random half-naked chicks at every opportunity? good god.
 

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katietheskatie said:
oh my gosh. i totally remember chicken park .. was that the jurassic park ripoff with the giant chickens, the cartoon-ish kind of intro and the random half-naked chicks at every opportunity? good god.
Yea, thats it.

The best joke of the film involved a woman getting her ass grabbed and calling the assailant a pig. He was then revealed to actually be a pig.
 

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recently from what ive seen, house of flying daggers and aviator
 

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Luckily theres not a lot of shit movies (Alexander, Elektra, Van Helsing) that i have not bothered to see but there is still a few i regret even tho i didnt hate 100%

the stepford wives
toolbox murders (uuuuuggghh)
dude wheres my car
just married
american pie: the wedding (they def shoulda canned it there)
any other movie with ashton kutcher
undercover brother (racist, i know)
anchorman (i get fuckwits coming up 2 me sayin this was funny shit but i thought it was fukn gay)
take away
thunderstruck
bad eggs
(a lot of aussie movies except somersault have been total shithouse recently)
any movie with snoop dogg in it (i hate him + hes no special rapper or cool just coz hes a pimp he basically just talks and adds -izzy or -izzatch to everything)

MANNEQUIN (80's kitsch at its peak, this utter shit has ruined my view of kim cattrall permanently and the song is worse, id rather put pins in my eyes than see this again)
 
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Shakespeare in Love - goddamn that movie was shit. and Gwenyth Paltrow is an awful actress. i cant stand her.
Sliding Doors was also also shit.
 

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mmm_sofay said:
Shakespeare in Love - goddamn that movie was shit. and Gwenyth Paltrow is an awful actress. i cant stand her.
Sliding Doors was also also shit.

Damnit I liked both of those movies. You want shit, try, in no particular order

Mr Wrong
Alien vs Predator
Maid in Manhatten
Sweet Home Alabama, and
I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but. . .
The Lord of the Rings 1, 2 and 3.
 

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tiney225 said:
adv. english module A transformations = emma/clueless
clueless = shit on first viewing. 10 000 viewings later it begins to grow on you.

Edit: Meant to say Clueless; wrote Emma.
 

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I agree with the Zoolander post. It wasnt painfully bad like some other films Ive seen, but it was incredibly boring and unfunny.
 

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The Faculty
House of 1000 Corpses
Hide and Seek
The second brady Bunch movie
Citizen Kane
American Beauty - fuck off, worst fucking movie ever. Completely over-rated, people pretend to like this movie to sound cultured and wise. Fuck off. No offense.
Bats.
 

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~ForAGoodCause~ said:
alfie

....

Take that back how can you hate susan? i love susan! oh dear i like most of the movies (that i know/seen) in here, but i love trashy movies so its ok.

Just to add a few that i love but others will hate:
- shall we dance? (my favourite movie)
- Hearts and souls (my favourite movie from the 80's)
- the later jurassic parks
- Ghostbusters

ive gone blank :( hahaha there is a crule intentions 3 but i havent seen it (or 2)
 

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