The Shittest Movie Ever. (1 Viewer)

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

porn is not shit

most of it should be reclassified under comedy, really.

 

[lyounamu]

most of it should be reclassified under comedy, really.

Are you proposing the alteration of classification of porn?

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

Are you proposing the alteration of classification of porn?

yeah. from "adult/X rated" to "Mature comedy" or even "Educational"

I dunno, most of the porn I've ever seen has been totally hilarious as opposed to sexy.

 

[aileenli]

Ocean's Twelve was pretty shit - considering I enjoyed Ocean's Eleven.

I mean Julia Roberts impersonating HERSELF? And failing miserably.

Even the lure of Brad Pitt couldn't make me watch the Thirteenth one

 

[(enigma)]

you didnt miss much, it was just as bad.

 

[rabid.gerbil]

10,000 BC is up in some of the stupidest movies ive seen recently.

However the "..... movie" movies, like Hero Movie, Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans. It left my with my IQ shattered on the floor and me wanting to claw my eyes out. The only good movie made by that group was the very first scary movie
Everything else sucked, they're retarded and the jokes...well they're not jokes.

*Chases after girl, falls over on pot plant* .......wait that was meant to be funny?

 

[cartoonist48]

i love the 'movie' movies, they r so stupid they're hilarious! havent seen 'meet the spartans' yet but i love epic movie and superhero movie, they're great!

shittest movie i've ever been forced to watch was in english and it was like the 1940 edition of how to kill a mockingbird. i was grateful when i fell asleep halfway through

 

[L-esky]

I just remembered what the worst movie I've ever seen was...
The Biggest Fan
You know how you get teen films that are just so bad that they end up being really funny? Well this wasn't one of those. It was just so bad I couldn't believe it. When it ended I actually cried because I knew I'd just lost an hour and a half of my life and I was never, ever going to get that back.
I think it was Jesse McCartney who was in that movie...well yeah he should just not even try I figure.

 

[icraig88]

21 grams

i had no idea wtf that shit was all about. just a bunch of scenes all scrambled and the beginning and ending scene being the same.

 

[Trajan]

Yeah 21 grams was horrible.....do not see this, people!

 

[agua.fuego]

Gigli.

If you disagree with me, than you are WRONG.

I have seen a plenty movies, from "Star Wars Episode 1", to "Kangaroo Jack", from "Glitter" to "The Sum of all fears"

these movies mentioned range from shit, to pretty fucking horribly shit.

GIGLI however, is the KING of SHITTINESS.

prior to watching the movie, i have heard that it is a pretty shitty movie. they way critics reviewed it made it sound SO FUCKING HORRIBLE.
I watched it because i thought well "it cant be THAT bad". so as you can imagine, i went in NOT expecting something good like "A beautiful mind", my expectations were pretty fucking low.

BUT, as low as my expectations were, GIGLI (pronounced jee-lee, the names a fucking turn off), got even lower.

i cant explain it. save urself from watching this pile of horseshit.
even the main fucking actor admitted that it was shit.

GIGLI? NO THANKS.

No disagreeing here. That was a complete waste of my time, watching that.

 

[Ms. BRIGHTSIDE]

I nominate 'Blonde & Blonder' for one of the worst movies of all time.
My sister rented it and even though I knew it would be shit I still managed to sit through it all.
The worst thing about it was the choice of leads. I know they were playing stereotypical blonde roles, but Denise and Pamela's acting was so bad I almost think they wanted this movie to fail as much as it did.

 

[lyounamu]

I Know Who Killed Me is apparently the worst movie of all time. It won 8 Razzie awards and I personally agree with that.

 

[GET FREE]

Blade Runner

I know its a classic. And its rated one of the greatest movies of all time. I also thought it was the worst piece of fucking cinema ever. It's so beyond my comprehension why people think its so great. What the fuck. NOTHING HAPPENS!

I also hated that version of Frankenstein where Robert De Neiro plays Frankenstein. Oh god.


On a similar note, relatively good books that were made into bits of wank include:
- The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
- The Power of One
- A Series of Unfortunate Events

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

Pretty much all cheap slapstick comedy movies. They're only good when you're half dead from flu or something and don't want anything too mentally taxing to accompany your lemon tea and tissues.

Also movies which make absolutely no attempt to be even remotely believeable or sympathised with (and whose intention is not to be a spoof or satire). They're usually based on stupid tween books or TV shows, you know, saddle club type bullshit. Also good for deathbed viewing although you'll probably have to be in an actual coma so as not to damage your IQ by watching.

 

[pinkyforce7]

The Garfield movie was rediculously shit.

"YAY they are going to make a movie of one of my favourite comic strips!"

i should of seen it coming, hollywood makes everything shit.

 

[Trajan]

Guys, I truly believe SH$T movies serve a very practical purpose in the overall scheme of things.



Seeing really bad movies allows you to appreciate Great movies that much more.


So, with that logic I suggest that everyone should watch every movie in this thread so that they can better appreciate the finer movies out there. :uhhuh:

 

[Jess007]

i rented out ' Waitress' yesterday
keri russel and some random dude

omg so so so bad!!!!! ahhh disasterous!!

see it if you want to just sit there for 1 and a half hours on the verge of tears due to the bad'ness' of the movie

 

[gcchick]

Epic Movie. It's epically shit.

 

[chicky_pie]

Titanic was the shittest movie I ever watched.
along with Lion King, Spiderman and etc